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| p0wned | There. All finished. / What's up? / I'm starting a new business. I charge companies to test their sites and make sure hackers can't deface them. I just finished my website, want to see? / Sure. Is it supposed to look like that? / Ah crap!! http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=30 |
| Theories | I'm sick of http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=31 |
| In a Movie | Have you ever felt like you were in a movie? / You mean like people are watching you and things that happen seem like one long twisted plot? / Yes, exactly! / No. / Oh... http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=32 |
| Drunk Hacking | Come on man, teach me how to hack. / Hacking isn't something to take lightly, you can't just say I think I'll hack some random person today. / TOO MANY DRINKS LATER: / Well, I guess I could try... / Yeah, man. Hack the Gibson! / I can't believe he talked me into this. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=33 |
| Vender Conference | My company just spent a quarter million dollars on a new piece of software. / Wow, does it increase end user functionality? / Not Really.
/ It lets me play more golf. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=34 |
| Happy Holidays | The holidays are only as special as the ones you spend it with. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=35 |
| XKCD | A tribute to XKCD http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=36 |
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| Winter Survival | In nature, animals must learn to adapt to their enviroment. / In winter this is particularly important. An excellent example of this would be... the penguin walk. / But there's not even ice here. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=38 |
| Sing Along | What are you doing. / I'm singing to the radio. / But that's not even close to the right words. / I knew that, I was just being.. silly. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=39 |
| Porthole to the internet | Could you look at my computer for me? It's really slow. / OK. / What the... You've got 30 toolbars installed in IE. No wonder its slow. / But I need them all. At least I think. I can't actually remember what some of them do. / You can only see about to inches of the webpage at a time. / I call it my porthole to the internet. / I hate you. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=40 |
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| Hosting | It's gonig to be alright. Honest. / I know, but I'm going to miss it. / It's going to a better place.
/ Your website is going to be fine. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=42 |
| Spam Bots | My new message board is doing really well. / Really? / Yeah, I'm gettng a bunch of new members everyday. / Why are all the posts about porn and viagra? / Hey, who am I to judge what my members talk about? / You do realize that your board is populated entirely by spam bots right? / Why should I car what kind of meat they eat either? / ... http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=43 |
| Laser Eyes | Notice anything different? / You’re not wearing your glasses? / Yup, I got laser eye surgery. It’s great. / I’ve always wanted to try it but was afraid it was too dangerous and wasn’t worth it. / It’s definitely worth it. It’s changed my whole perspective on life. / Bzzt / Cool. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=44 |
| Tech Talk | An otherwise good movie can often be ruined for me by a poor attempt at tech talk. / They’ve broken through my fire wire! / I’m activating the SCSI port! / What the hell are you even trying to say! / Look out for the Trojan worm!! http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=45 |
| Power Rangers | Were the power rangers and... / BAM / Oh my god, they killed Jason... / RUN!! http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=46 |
| Cats: the Immovable Obect | Meow / Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Um, I'd like to sit down now.
/ OK, lts go... please? http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=47 |
| Linux Gaming: Part I | Man, I’m really in the mood to play some Command & conquer.
/ But to play I’d have to boot into windows. / Hmm... / I guess I don' t need to play THAT badly. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=48 |
| Time for Gaming | Why are you dressed like that? / I'm LARPing. / Ah! Stay away, I don't know what that is but it sounds contagious. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=49 |
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| Charity Auction | Each year at Running GAGG we do a charity auction. At the end we auction off a mystery box. They year the auction ran long and we didn't have time. If we did I can only hope that it would have gone something like this. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=51 |
| Running GAGG | Let the games begin!! / Running GAGG is over, go home! http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=52 |
| Binary Love Message | It’s a beautiful day. / Look up there! / I hired a sky writer to write “I love you” in binary. / That’s really sweet but, I can’t read binary. Wouldn’t it have been more romantic to just do it in English? / Hmm, perhaps in hind sight http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=53 |
| Open Source Audit | Did you see that a bunch of open source projects were reviewed by an independent security firm and they found hundreds of bugs? / They fond that many in the larger projects which means that most of them averaged less than one security vulnerability per thousand lines of code. And most of them are patched now which means a lot of those projects have no detectable security flaw in them. / How many flaws were found in Windows’ last security audit? / It doesn’t need audits, it’s closed source. / So you’re saying it doesn’t matter if there’s a flaw as long as they don’t tell anyone about it? / I…Well… / Shut up!! http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=54 |
| Geek vs. Nerd | Thanks for fixing my computer. It's nice to have a computer geek around. / I'm not a geek, I'm a nerd. / Whats the difference? http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=55 |
| UNIX Guru | Oh, great UNIX guru. I need your help. I have many files spread through out my drive that I need to rename all at once. /
/ Huh? Oh, yes here. I have a Perl script that will do the trick. People ask for it all the time /
/ If people ask for your help all the time, why were you surprised to see me? / Most people just visit my website, www.unixguru.mt. / ...Oh. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=56 |
| RARE: Recursive Acronyms Really Excite | What’s up? / I’m trying to think up a good recursive acronym to use for my site name. It seems to be really popular the Linux people. / CPUOFTHEHEART prefers Unix over ... furry..... T-rex ...... hippos…….eating ………huge ……..electric….ant ….rotating …tables. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=57 |
| Designer Fruit | Check out all these new “designer” fruits they have. “grapple: looks like an apple, tastes like a grape.” / That can’t be good for you. / What could be the harm? http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=58 |
| TV Science | Oww. / What are you doing? / I saw a TV special on quantum mechanics. It told me there was a chance I could pass through walls. / Maybe I should stop trying. http://cpuoftheheart.com/?comic=59 |