You're browsing the archives of chaospet.
You can search these comics too.

show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ] I almost died last night... General, I'm tired of this war! Oh my God! We're all going to die! your money or your life! Hey Ned, what's up? Man! I wish there was something interesting happening tonight... hey buddy what's happenin? They finally proved once and for all that the loch ness monster is real! I'm spiderman! What do you think happens when you die? Oh my God! Did you hear?? Did you hear about the murderer that's loose?! Well Earl we must've looked everywhere! Gabe, I think Earl is the murderer!! not much, just looking at the ground... Gabe guess what, I found the coolest thing! Check it out, Gabe! I finally got a Wii!! You're a big stupid head! Check out the awesome time travel suit I bought! Nester??? Dude, there's no such thing as time travel Ummm... where'd that goatee come from? Well Ev- I mean, regular Gabe... I'm the alternate you! oh God look at us! I just realized that I don't have any continuous identity persisting over time! Step aside, this is a job for a doctor! Boo! You'd better run, I'm a zombie! Do you think there can be any kind of basis for ethics if there's no God to lay down the rules? Oh no, a trolley car!

Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 >>