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| Well... Zelda IS made in Japan | 1: dude! check out this rad triforce tattoo i got!
/ 2: that's the mitsubishi logo. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/91/ |
| No More Smudges! | Lefties should be allowed to write their text from right to left to prevent smudging / and everyone should carry around mirrors in order to read it easily. / *Written mirrored*
/ That makes sense, right? http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/92/ |
| Great Interview Tips | tip #15: Tout your strengths on your resume / Employer: it says here you can check away-messages at over 120 a.m.p.m. you're hired. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/93/ |
| More Great Interview Tips | tip #14: make good eye contact / *man standing really close to recruiter*
/ Recruiter: Your eyeball is physically touching my eyeball... ...you're hired http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/94/ |
| Not Good Enough | Friend 1: Did you shower today?
/ Friend 2: Yea.
/ Friend 1: I don't believe you / Friend 1: At all. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/95/ |
| A Question, an Answer, and a Question | Question: why, while waiting for a green light so you can turn left, would you inch forward? / Answer: to block my view when i'm trying to turn right on red.
/ *two cars shown where the person trying to take the right is angry because they can't see* / What is your freaking problem?! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/96/ |
| Prunix | *Box for a product called Prunix* / Prunix - the once daily suppository to cure pruneyness! / cures pruneyness resulting from:
/ long baths/showers
/ swimming
/ dishwashing
/ and more! / WARNING! Might kill you. Will not sure pruneyness resulting from old age http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/97/ |
| Parking Garage Zen | One time, I saw this amazing spider web.
/ *a spider web is shown* / it was in the parking garage at work.
/ the spider had spent all day on it.
/ this drawing doesn't do it justice at all.
/ it had one... / ...long... / ...key... / ...anchor thread... / ...attached to the roof of my car. / I apologized... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/98/ |
| I'd Like to Know | Do you feel rested when you wake up from a coma? http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/99/ |
| My Very First Left-Handed Toon | 1: bad news! we're out of shampoo! / 1: but good news: we're also out of conditioner.
/ 2: so?! / 1: well, i feel more comfortable when they run out at the same time / *person 1 looks away while person 2 stands there* http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/100/ |
| It's the Truth | Friend 1: Mine's bigger than yours. / *Friend 1 shows friend 2 gigantic hand* / Friend 2: You should probably get that looked at. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/101/ |
| Mikva's crush | Raines: whoa! what happened to you?
/ *Mikva is shown with eyes in the shape of hearts* / Mikva: i met this amazing, beautiful girl on the train and i fell in love.
/ Raines: so your eyes took on a literal heart shape? / Mikva: it's very painful!
/ Raines: love hurts! / Mikva: yes it does.
/ Raines:... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/102/ |
| Slight Confusion | Friend 1: This sudoku is really hard!
/ Friend 2: That's a crossword puzzle.
/ Friend 1: Hmmm... / Friend 1: Ohhh! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/103/ |
| Dance! | 1: Sweet dance move! What's it called?
/ 2: I'm actually having a controlled seizure. / *Man 1 starts dancing like Man 2's seizure dance*
/ 2: Stop dancing and please help me! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/104/ |
| More Great Interview Tips | tip #16: Cry. This shows your are sensitive. Companies want sensitive. / *person being interviewed is crying to the recuiter*
/ Interviewee: you keep asking me hard questions! i don't know the answers!!
/ Interviewer: susan! bring me some kleenex and a copy of our benefits package! this man is your boss... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/105/ |
| Hmmm | 1: Something seems to be wrong with my pants.
/ 2: You're not wearing any / 1: That would do it. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/106/ |
| Hey wanna join the pen15 club? | i have a friend who's from London. One time, he and i were comparing some childhood traditions. / 1: so, one kid would ask another kid, "have you told your parents you're gay yet?" and no matter how they answered, they were admitting they were gay!
/ 2: haha! we'd say, "hey! you dropped your gay card!"... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/107/ |
| Addiction | Coffee: at least it's not alcohol. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/108/ |
| Siamese (If You Please) | 1: hey i got a siamese cat!
/ 2: oh! can i see? / *person one turns around and there is a cat growing out of their back*
/ cat: Mew. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/109/ |
| Irked Worms!!!! | Worm 1: i find myself perturbed by the occurrence of television advertisements before the feature film at my local cinema.
/ Worm 2: verily, i presume my empathy on the matter will do little to ease your perturbation, you perfect ass / *Banner shows the phrase "irked worms"* http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/110/ |
| Pi | The maximum number of digits anyone should know of pi should be no greater than the number of digits displayed on their calculator. / If they know more than that, then they clearly put extra effort into it. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/111/ |
| Of Love And Apples | "Of Love And Apples"
/ by drewmo / The girls, they would play it, at every lunch break.
/ They'd giggle and laugh and make noises kids make. / Pull the stem off the apple, just by twisting it.
/ With each twist say a letter from the alphabet. / And the letter that popped it, that was the key!
/ Twas the... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/112/ |
| A Stranger with Candy | *Man pulls up to children in a van labeled "Candy Guy"*
/ Man in van: Hey kids! Want some candy?
/ Children: No!!! / Man in van: This was a bad business to sink all my money into http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/113/ |
| Nostalgia | I recently drove by the house I grew up in for the first time since we moved, about two years ago. it was a weird experience.
/ *Man shown looking out the window of his car as he drives* / I found it funny how affected I was by small changes made by the new owners.
/ *Woman shown on the phone looking... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/114/ |
| The Sounds of Hearing Loss | The ringing in my ears sounds like a song! / *hum hum*
/ oh sugar sugar http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/115/ |
| INITIATE EXPERIMENT | *Mikva and Raines standing*
/ Voice from above: Hello! We're your new space overlords! We're conducting tests!! / Voice from above: You two will be switching bodies NOW!! / *Mikva and Raines look startled* / Mikva: I feel the same.
/ Raines: NO PANTS?!? http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/116/ |
| Pressurized | *A pilot is flying a plane*
/ Passenger: Oh no! My ears won't pop! / Passenger: Pilot! Please don't land!
/ Pilot: It's too late. / *Passenger's head pops* http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/117/ |
| It's monkeys | Monkey 1: Happy Halloween!
/ Monkey 2: Not yet! / Monkey 1: Hey, do you know why Canadians spell it with an apostrophe? Like "Hallowe'en"?
/ Monkey 2: No! No one knows that. Not even Canadians. / Canadian Monkey: Excuse me, I'm Canadian. I know why.
/ Monkey 1 and 2: AAHHH!!
/ *Monkey 1 jumps into monkey... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/118/ |
| Clubbin' | Girl 1: I'm gonna go to the club tonight and grind on some guys and have them hit on me and spill drinks on me.
/ Girl 2: Awesome! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/119/ |
| A Simple Exam Question | Can you spot the Floridian? / *Line up shown of many different people*
/ Random person in line up: OMIGOD! I think I saw a snowflake!! Is everyone okay??? http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/120/ |