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| Hair | 1: What is that on your head?
/ 2: It's hair / 1: Take it off, it looks dumb.
/ 2: It's not a hat, it's my hair. Hair doesn't work like that / 1: I don't get it. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/121/ |
| Against the Natural Order | When I was a sophomore in high school, I really liked this girl who was a junior. So I asked her to junior prom.
/ *boy shown asking girl to prom* / How naive I was! Doing this upset the fragile balance. Chaos ensued.
/ *boy shown spiraling downward* / the high elder council informed me that never in... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/122/ |
| Let's Reminisce | *Man 2 is eating an ice cream cone*
/ I remember when that used to be my ice cream cone. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/123/ |
| Incorrect Etymology 3 | Today's Word: "Basketball" / It's widely believed that "basketball" gets it's name from the basket-shaped goal. In fact, the reverse is true. / Let's start with the latin, "baskus", which means "to sleep" or "to lie".
/ "Bask lizards" get their name from this word, due to their lethargic behavior.
/ *Bask... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/124/ |
| Long Lost Mother | *Child is playing video games*
/ Mother: It's a nice day out, don't you wanna go outside? / Child: Who are you, my mother?
/ Mother: Yes I am actually. / Child: Well, my answer is still no. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/125/ |
| A Moment of Frankness | Dear pretty-girls-who-wear-big-sunglasses,
/ *girl shown wearing sunglasses way too large for her face*
/ i think you look silly. / Lots of love, drewmo http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/126/ |
| Lonely Island | *Sign reads Cannibal Island in the background. Man 2 looks at man 1 with a big smile*
/ Man 1: I'm very uncomfortable about the way you're looking at me right now. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/127/ |
| Did-You-Know-Bats 4 | Bat 1: did you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
/ Bat 2: no! / LATER... / Bat 2: i have begun to doubt the veracity of your statements
/ *Bat 2 shown with carrot sticking out of his eye* http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/128/ |
| That warm fuzzy feeling | Woman: I'm cold! Warm me up with your charm
/ Man: Ok! / *Man breathes fire* / Woman: So charming http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/129/ |
| F.M.S. | *Man sitting at computer*
/ Man: What the...? Who???
/ Old man: Is this you? If so, you may be suffering from Facebook marriage shock, or FMS / Symptoms of FMS include confusion, anxiety, and mainly an inability to recognize old female friends whose names have changed
/ Man at computer: Gina who?
/ But... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/130/ |
| Stupid Pillows | Woman: I bought some cute pillows for the couch! They match the room's color scheme perfectly! / Man: Are they comfortable? / Woman: No. / Man: Can I use them? / Woman: No / Man: I believe we disagree on what the purpose of a pillow is. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/131/ |
| Irked Worrrms!!!!!!!! | Worm 1: My ISP has changed my I.P. address three times this week!
/ Worm 2: Your incomprehensible technobabble no longer soothes my aura. Please cease it forever. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/132/ |
| IRKED WORMS!!!! | Worm 1: You always pull away when i try to kiss you!
/ Worm 2: I have a tiny cut on my lip! Calm down! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/133/ |
| Flightless Man-made Bird | Passenger: I'd like a flight for tomorrow morning please.
/ Man at ticket counter: I have one at 8:47 PM, does that help? / Passenger: That's the opposite of morning. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/134/ |
| Meerkats are fun to draw | This week on Meerkat Manor, Rocketdog learns a valuable lesson abou-- hey! ... what the...? / *Raines appears with meerkats*
/ Raines: What are you guys looking for?
/ Meerkate: Taco Bell. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/135/ |
| Third Wheel | I think being a third wheel is actually a compliment. Once you have three wheels, you could possibly be a Big Wheel. And that is awesome. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/136/ |
| Thanks for the help... | 1: I can't find my keys
/ 2: Let me help! / *Man 2 gropes man 1 for 3 panels* / *Man 2's hands are on man 1's crotch*
/ 1: Awkward. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/137/ |
| A Tirade on Temporal Nomenclature, Delivered by Pablo, a Welsh Corgi | I take issue with the manner you people pronounce aloud the years of our current decade! *points to 2004* This is read "two thousand four". / *Pointing to 1994*
/ In contrast, this is "nineteen ninety four", read as two two-digit numbers, with the word "thousand" nowhere in sight! Why break the pattern??... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/138/ |
| Almost | *Man is standing on the roof of a building*
/ Man: I can fly! / *Man jumps and zips through the air* / *Man lands on ground*
/ Man: Nevermind. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/139/ |
| An Important Scientific Discovery | *A slinky going down an up escalator*
/ *Person at bottom is amazed* http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/140/ |
| The Holiday Sweater | *Man wearing hideously ugly holiday sweater*
/ Ugly sweater wearing season: 2nd to last week in November to December 26th. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/141/ |
| Decking Some Halls | *Man throwing Christmas decorations into a tarp* / *Man hoisting the tarp full of decorations into a tree* / *Decorations are hung up in the tree in a tarp* / Man: Decorations are up.
/ Woman: I want a divorce. / MERRY XMAS! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/142/ |
| Celebration of the New Year | *Man shown wearing the 2008 glasses*
/ Those new years glasses makers are gonna be screwed / *Man shown wearing 2010 glasses where the 1 is in front of his left eye*
/ unless everyone at the end of 2009 only has one eye. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/143/ |
| Politics | In the upcoming election season, be sure to find out where candidates stand on issues that are important to you. / *people are protesting holding the following signs* / Ban stem cell research / Stop this war! / If Toy"R"Us sells toys, then Babies"R"Us should sell babies. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/144/ |
| Not My Preference | Someone out there must enjoy grape-flavored candy, because they keep on making the stuff. http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/145/ |
| A Drawing Story | *2 kids making faces*
/ When I was in 2nd grade, there were these two 3rd grade bullies... / One day, they asked me to do a drawing for them. A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles drawing. / I was so surprised! I loved the ninja turtles! / Maybe they'd be my friends if I did a really good drawing. / So... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/146/ |
| The Wholesale Club | Heading: Just because it's cheaper in bulk doesn't mean you have to buy it / Man to wife: Holy crap! A 100 pack of Preparation H! Awesome! http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/147/ |
| Congrats! | My friends Ben & Maggie just got engaged! To each other!! Congratulations, guys!! / From now on, Ben & Maggie will be known as "Baggie". / It's either that or "Men". / We'll stick with "Baggie". http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/148/ |
| 0_o | *Man waves to woman*
/ Man: :)
/ Woman: :) / *Man has ice cream cone for woman*
/ Man: ;)
/ Woman: :D / *Ice cream cone drops on ground*
/ Man: :/
/ Woman: :( http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/149/ |
| Party Foul | *Drew and Justin and a girl at a party*
/ Drew: Hey everyone! Today is a special day for us!
/ Justin: It's our anniversary! / Girl: Aww! How cute! How long have you two been a couple?
/ Drew: Wait...what? / Drew: No! It's our cartoon-site's anniversary!!!
/ Girl: Aw, don't be shy...Hey Lisa,... http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/150/ |