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|Nukees - Friday, October 20, 2000||King Luca: Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa... / Steve: What are you saying? That this is an impossible assignment? We can't ALL go back and tell Dr. Goldfinger we can't do this. / Jerry: Actually, that sounds like the ONLY thing WE...|
|Nukees - Monday, October 23, 2000||[[King Luca sitting at a computer]]
|Nukees - Wednesday, October 25, 2000||Suzy Gee: (out of view) KING LUCA!
/ King Luca: Suzy Gee? / [[Suzy Gee grabs King Luca in a hug]]
|Nukees - Friday, October 27, 2000||Suzy Gee: So, what'd you get me? A snow globe? Novelty Dice? France? 'Cause I don't want France. / King Luca: Of course not. I got you photos of King Luca. Just like always... / Suzy Gee: *sigh* Well, at least you're consistant. / King Luca: Oh, and this black turtleneck... / Suzy Gee: I-- I have to...|
|Nukees - Monday, October 30, 2000||[[Suzy Gee lays on a couch, King Luca looks over the back at her.]] / King Luca: What ails thee, M'Lady? / Suzy Gee: Oh, I don't know, K.L. That sweater just reminded me of days when I was less confident in myself. / Suzy Gee: But, I'm still that same covered-up little girl, more scared than ever. Bur...|
|Nukees - Wednesday, November 1, 2000||[[Outside, people are dressed in interesting and bizarre ways. There's a jester juggling, a man in a cloak, a naked man with a goatee, man with piercings, bearded man in a dress pushing a cart with a palm tree in it, a man in some sort of electronic suit, a person in a unitard riding a unicycle, and...|
|Nukees - Friday, November 3, 2000||[[Inside Flake's, Gav is passed out, there's a spilled pint of Guinness on the bar]] / King Luca: Greetings, neighbor citizen! I ascertained you might be here once the Lady Suzy doth said you'd gone missing after your encounter with a lost love. / Gav: Mf? / [[Gav wakes up]] / King Luca: I am here to officially...|
|Nukees - Monday, November 6, 2000||[[Gav, looking at a pint of Guinness]] / Gav: Wha? No! Not beer! Thith ith a "Tequila Occathion!" Mf! Anywoo, I canna drink thith. / King Luca: Why not? / Gav: [[drunk speak]] Doncha know th' phrase? "Beer wit' yer liquor, never been sicker, but a penny a day is one horse out of the barn come home Sister...|
|Nukees - Wednesday, November 8, 2000||[[Inside Flake's, Gav is drunk]] / King Luca: Gav just GOT HERE? But Jeannie! He's completely smashed! / Jeannie: Well, I assume he "predrank" at home. / Gav: [[mumbling]] Ah ith a FAILURE, ahm no mad thienthith... / King Luca: Um...Everyone knows his "home" is his desk in the department. We haven't seen...|
|Nukees - Friday, November 10, 2000||Gav: Abadabadada... Y-you know Flake's meanth everthin' tah meh! Ah wah neva forthake you for anuthuh bar! / Jeannie: Ha-rumpf! / Jeannie: Yeah? Then what's with the slurred speech? Is this GRENADINE on your collar? And what's THIS?! / Gav: Iss blood Ah think... Ah hope... / Jeannie: A receipt?! From...|
|Nukees - Monday, November 13, 2000||Gav: Ahm tho thorry dearest Jeannie! Ah neva shodda gone tah anuthuh bar... / Jeannie: No, you shouldn't have... / Gav: It'll neva happen aggin! / Jeannie: It better not! / Gav: Can yoo ever fergive meh? Pleez donna be mad. I cannut stand it. Iffa yoo could see mah eyes, they'd be all, like, bambi eyes...|
|Nukees - Wednesday, November 15, 2000||[[At Flakes]]
/ King Luca [[pulling Gav's head off the bar]]: If you could just remain conscious for a few more seconds, Gav, I'm trying to locate the whereabouts of citizen Danny.
/ Gav [[groggy]]: <
|Nukees - Friday, November 17, 2000||[[At Flakes, Gav sits/lies passed out with his head lying on the bar]] / Jeannie [[thinking]]: Poor thing. I wonder if something's REALLY wrong this time. I don't think I've seen him this wasted before... / Jeannie [[thinking]]: Ah well. Men do this ALL the time! How bad can it be? After eight years...|
|Nukees - Monday, November 20, 2000||[[Luca opens the door to a building]] / Luca [[thinking]]: It can be a trial sometimes being the only responsible, sane one around here ... but Danny IS a citizen of my realm ... / Luca [[thinking]]: As his king, it is my duty to ensure that no harm befalls him. / [[Luca has opened a door with a radiation...|
|Nukees - Wednesday, November 22, 2000||[[Luca encounters the Lawbot, which continues dashing out papers]] / Luca: Pardon me, esteemed Lawbot. Might you please discontinue this paper product hurling business long enough to output your creator's location? / [[Luca wanders around to the back of the robot]] / Luca [[thinking]]: Hm, it must not...|
|Nukees - Friday, November 24, 2000||[[a conference room with an overhead projector; Dr Goldfinger gives a talk in front of two businessmen]] / Dr Goldfinger: So gentlemen, your funding of my research will yield countless universe-altering technological advances solving all of society's problems, thus leading to a newfound utopian society. / [[Luca...|
|Nukees - Monday, November 27, 2000||[[Luca is about to open the door leading to the Lawbot]] / Luca [[thinking]]: This giant is a formidable opponent. HowEVER, an honest heart and superior strategy always prevails. / [[In the midst of flying papers, Luca fends off a papery projectile with his sceptre/spear-hybrid]] / Luca: Parry! / [[Luca...|
|Nukees - Wednesday, November 29, 2000||[[A close-up of King Luca]]
/ King Luca [[thinking]]: The great cyclops is blinded. Time for the KILL. / [[King Luca leaps towards the back of the Lawbot, sabotaging the Lawbot's internals]]
/ King Luca: Leap.
/ King Luca: Load!
/ King Luca: ... and lock!
|Nukees - Friday, December 1, 2000||[[King Luca poses over the defeated Lawbot, Steve enters]] / Steve: What happened here? / King Luca: I hath slain a wicked giant! There was much rejoicing. / [[King Luca heads off the Lawbot to leave the room]] / King Luca: COME Sancho! / Steve: Steve. / King Luca: We must celebrate this glorious victory...|
|Nukees - Monday, December 4, 2000||[[King Luca sits next to a wasted Gav at Flake's bar, taking a sip from a glass of beer. Gav has lowered his head onto the counter.]] / King Luca: Broke your Lawbot. / Gav [[in a broken voice]]: s'okay. / Gav [[same broken voice]]: Did ya find Danny? / [[King Luca gets up and leaves, Gav reaches out...|
|Nukees - Wednesday, December 6, 2000||[[Suzy Gee lies sprawling on a sofa, head down. King Luca bends over the sofa's back.]] / King Luca: Dearest Duchess? Pray, can YOU help me on my quest to find citizen Danny? / Suzy Gee: I told you I LOST him. / Suzy Gee: Don't worry. The Danster will be fine. HE knows what's right. Not like me. I can't...|
|Nukees - Friday, December 8, 2000||[[Suzy Gee lies sprawling on a sofa, head down. Luca stands behind the sofa.]] / Suzy Gee: Er, what time is it? I think I have a final or something soon. / Suzy Gee [[lifting her head]]: Listen, if you've got nothing else to do, could you save my spot for three hours? I'm not done moping, yet. / [[King...|
|Nukees - Monday, December 11, 2000||[[King Luca lies silently on a sofa, head down.]] / [[Suzy Gee has entered the room and stands next to the sofa.]] / [[Suzy Gee now lies on top of King Luca, burying her face in his cape.]] / King Luca: So, how'd your final go?|
|Nukees - Wednesday, December 13, 2000||King Luca: I know what will cheer you up! We can decorate the place for AGNOSTICA! / Suzy Gee: Ack! / King Luca: This is a special year! Tomorrow is the 100th anniversary of quantum physics! We should really deck the place out! / King Luca: Get the decorations out of the closet! / Suzy Gee: Hey, there's...|
|Nukees - Friday, December 15, 2000||[[Suzy Gee holds an empty box (the Schr÷dinger box) in her hands.]] / King Luca: You see, Suzy, it's an Agnostica tradition to prominently display a box with unknown contents. / Suzy Gee: Well, that's kinda like Christmas! When do you open it? / King Luca: You don't. / Suzy Gee: What a CRAPPY Christmas! / [[King...|
|Nukees - Monday, December 18, 2000||[[Suzy Gee and King Luca clink glasses.]] / Suzy Gee: I don't know if I can celebrate Agnostica, K.L. You know, I don't not necessarily believe in god. / [[Suzy Gee and King Luca are seen sitting on a carpet in front of a television depicting a fireplace.]] / Suzy Gee: Wait. Let me try that again. / King...|
|Nukees - Wednesday, December 20, 2000||[[King Luca sits in an armchair, Suzy Gee lies in his lap.]] / Suzy Gee: I don't know, King Luca! This Agnostica doesn't sound as fun as Christmas. / King Luca: I mentioned the Random Bag, right? And that it's "of Fun"? / Suzy Gee: I mean, Christmas has candy canes and Whoville and Santa! What have YOU...|
|Nukees - Friday, December 22, 2000||[[Close up of Suzy Gee and King Luca sitting in an armchair, Suzy Gee in King Luca's lap.]] / Suzy Gee: TANG-nog? / King Luca: Of course! It's one of our most traditional drinks! Along with the "NP junction bread sandwich" and some frozen Čerenkov blueberry waffles ... / King Luca: ... an Agnostica...|
|Nukees - Monday, December 25, 2000||[[Close-up of a beat-up Gav, having laid his head on a pillow.]] / Gav [[sticking his tongue out]]: O÷ooog! My brains! I can't imagine a greater pain ... / Gav [[thinking]]: Thank Ailix I made it home and didn't end up face first in a cactus sewer again. There's really nothing so comforting the morning...|
|Nukees - Wednesday, December 27, 2000||[[Gav rests his head on a pillow, lying in a bed.]] / Gav [[thinking]]: Okay, stay calm, Gav. So you woke up in someone else's bed. In any sitcom, comic strip, or Shakesperean farce, this would be a good thing. / Gav [[thinking]]: Of course, for THAT to be true, there would have to be the requisite nekkid...|
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