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Nukees - Friday, July 27, 2001 [[Gav, sitting at laptop]] / Teri: What are you doing, Fleshsack / Gav: FLESHSACK?! That's a new one Teri. It's cute! / Teri: My disrespect of your inefficient displacement of space is NOT cute. / Gav: Actually, some theories state that time and space are properties of matter, itself, and therefore my very existence CREATES space rather than displacing it. / <> / Teri: Do you have information on the location of a much slower-witted human that closely matches you geometry? / Gav: WOO! Now THAT'S an insult! Bra-vo Teri!
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Nukees - Friday, August 17, 2001 Gav: [[thinking]] Suzy Gee? Linus? Oh crap! / Gav: Run! Get away from me! Get out of the building! / Suzy Gee: [[to Linus]] Yeah, he DOES seem ruder. / Gav: [[thinking]] I've got to get everyone OUT of here. / Gav: [[thinking]] The fire alarm! <> / [[beat, as fire alarm fails to go off]] / Gav: Fer FRANK'S sake! There's a NUCLEAR REACTOR in this building!!
Nukees - Monday, August 20, 2001 [[Gav points at a sprinkler rose]] / Gav: Dammit all to CRAP BOOGER HELL! The fire sprinklers might've shorted out Teri if anything in this friggin' building worked! / [[Gav heads down stairs]] / Gav: Teri attacked Danny because of ME. I've gotta lure her down to the reactor room where she won't hurt anyone. / [[Gav hauls on a sealed door]] / Gav: [[thinking]] Maybe I can get the giant robot ant working. Or SOMETHING! After all, the reactor room's got everything! / Gav: Including, it seems, a portal to Narnia.
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Nukees - Monday, August 27, 2001 Suzy Gee: Hi Danny. Have you seen Gav today? He's acting...well, you know... / Danny: Odd? / Suzy Gee: Well, oddER. / Danny: He seemed perfectly normal to me. I would act the same way in front of an imaginary dinosaur. / Suzy Gee: What's that? / Danny: It is his laptop. He told me to keep it out of his sight and away from the imaginary dinosaur. / Suzy Gee: So he said NOTHING out of the ordinary? / Danny: Not to me, but maybe you should ask the dinosaur to be sure.
 
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Nukees - Monday, September 10, 2001 [[Gav is hanging from a cliff by one hand, his face contorted.]] / Gav: ARGH! This pain is unimaginable! Knuckles buckling under the pressure! Arms ripping out of joints! Who does this for FUN? / [[From another angle, Gav appears to have made some progress.]] / Gav: I shall manage my fear by pondering the unanswerable question! If a treehugger bawls in the forest, does anyone care? Why don't musketeers ever use muskets? Does Satan hire demonic amoebae to torture stem cells? / [[Gav is all of six feet off the ground. Teri is lounging against the base of the cliff.]] / Teri: Do you need a boost? / Gav: That's an ANSWERABLE question! / Teri: And... / Gav: Yes please.
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Nukees - Monday, September 17, 2001 [[[Gav, on ground, reaches for a stick, while Teri stands menacingly over him]] / Gav: This chiches it, Teri! Stop TOYING with me! Attack me, interrogate me, or LEAVE ME ALONE! / Teri: Suggestion flagged, filed, and ignored. / Gav: You've kept me in fear so I can't think straight, but there must be a reason why you would KILL Danny but not TOUCH me. And I aim to find out why... / [[Gav rushes Teri with his sharp stick]] / Gav: AIIIEEE!!! / [[Gav, having run over the cliff, plummets to the ground below]] / Gav: [[thinking]] Maybe this will all make sense on the second viewing.
Nukees - Wednesday, September 19, 2001 Gav: Ah! NOW I know what I should've done! It's so obvio-- Wait -- who's --? / <> / Ma'at: Hiya sexy man from the sky! / Gav: Oh sweetest of all possible joys! I've died and gone to your apartment!
 
Nukees - Friday, September 21, 2001 Gav: Oh Ma'at! You're here!! Am I dead? Are you real? Am I real? Is there a reality? Does it matter? / Ma'at: I can answer three of those. / Gav: Oh it DOESN'T matter, does it? We're together again! I missed you so much! / Ma'at: You didn't miss me just a second ago ... / Gav: Just please tell me you or I are here to stay! Tell me we'll be together forever! / Ma'at: H'OKIE DOKIE! / Gav: Wow. That's SO not the answer to which I'm accustomed!
Nukees - Monday, September 24, 2001 Ma'at: Tee hee. So I'm a "goddess," am I? / Gav: Oh right, I'm sorry -- you're more the "personification of an idea" ... / Ma'at: Nah, let's stick with "goddess." It's easier and it impresses the valkyries. So you're in love with me? / Gav: I know we only spent that short time together in the afterlife and maybe I was feeling vulnerable from being dead and all, but you were everything I wanted in life (no offense). You were like my ... my ... / Ma'at: "Soul" mate? / Gav: ... Self!
Nukees - Wednesday, September 26, 2001 Danny: I do not understand. I attached Gav's laptop to the server and now the hard drive will not stop spinning. / Suzy Gee: Is maybe someone else messing with it? / Danny: I shall check the FTP logs. / Danny: It appears Gav himself is downloading a number of files to his account. He must be sitting right over there. / Suzy Gee: Uh ... ? / Danny: He MUST be. Please do not make me look.
Nukees - Friday, September 28, 2001 Gav: Ma'at, we've got to hide. There's an unusually large velociraptor chasing me. / Ma'at: How exotic! / Ma'at: Do you often have dinosaur trouble down here? / Gav: No, usually just an ant problem. / Ma'at: So where do we hide? / Gav: I'm thinking we climb a tree in that dank dank forest. / Ma'at: This is a fun date: / Gav: Oh sure. Spoken like an immortal.
Nukees - Monday, October 1, 2001 Gav: This tree is curiously slick ... / Ma'at: Maybe we should hide in that cave. / Gav: There's no cave over -- / Gav: There IS a cave over -- / Gav: -- there? / Gav: Quick, what's this? / Ma'at: Hee hee! EEK! A snake! / Gav: Oh, there's a SNAKE around here alright! / Snake: I am offended by your tone, sir!
 

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