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| Nukees - Friday, July 27, 2001 | [[Gav, sitting at laptop]]
/ Teri: What are you doing, Fleshsack
/ Gav: FLESHSACK?! That's a new one Teri. It's cute! / Teri: My disrespect of your inefficient displacement of space is NOT cute.
/ Gav: Actually, some theories state that time and space are properties of matter, itself, and therefore my very existence CREATES space rather than displacing it. / < http://nukees.com/d/20010727.html |
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| Nukees - Friday, August 17, 2001 | Gav: [[thinking]] Suzy Gee? Linus? Oh crap! / Gav: Run! Get away from me! Get out of the building!
/ Suzy Gee: [[to Linus]] Yeah, he DOES seem ruder.
/ Gav: [[thinking]] I've got to get everyone OUT of here. / Gav: [[thinking]] The fire alarm! < http://nukees.com/d/20010817.html |
| Nukees - Monday, August 20, 2001 | [[Gav points at a sprinkler rose]]
/ Gav: Dammit all to CRAP BOOGER HELL! The fire sprinklers might've shorted out Teri if anything in this friggin' building worked! / [[Gav heads down stairs]]
/ Gav: Teri attacked Danny because of ME. I've gotta lure her down to the reactor room where she won't hurt anyone. / [[Gav hauls on a sealed door]]
/ Gav: [[thinking]] Maybe I can get the giant robot ant working. Or SOMETHING! After all, the reactor room's got everything! / Gav: Including, it seems, a portal to Narnia. http://nukees.com/d/20010820.html |
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| Nukees - Monday, August 27, 2001 | Suzy Gee: Hi Danny. Have you seen Gav today? He's acting...well, you know...
/ Danny: Odd?
/ Suzy Gee: Well, oddER. / Danny: He seemed perfectly normal to me. I would act the same way in front of an imaginary dinosaur.
/ Suzy Gee: What's that? / Danny: It is his laptop. He told me to keep it out of his sight and away from the imaginary dinosaur. / Suzy Gee: So he said NOTHING out of the ordinary?
/ Danny: Not to me, but maybe you should ask the dinosaur to be sure. http://nukees.com/d/20010827.html |
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| Nukees - Monday, September 10, 2001 | [[Gav is hanging from a cliff by one hand, his face contorted.]]
/ Gav: ARGH! This pain is unimaginable! Knuckles buckling under the pressure! Arms ripping out of joints! Who does this for FUN? / [[From another angle, Gav appears to have made some progress.]]
/ Gav: I shall manage my fear by pondering the unanswerable question! If a treehugger bawls in the forest, does anyone care? Why don't musketeers ever use muskets? Does Satan hire demonic amoebae to torture stem cells? / [[Gav is all of six feet off the ground. Teri is lounging against the base of the cliff.]]
/ Teri: Do you need a boost?
/ Gav: That's an ANSWERABLE question!
/ Teri: And...
/ Gav: Yes please. http://nukees.com/d/20010910.html |
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| Nukees - Monday, September 17, 2001 | [[[Gav, on ground, reaches for a stick, while Teri stands menacingly over him]]
/ Gav: This chiches it, Teri! Stop TOYING with me! Attack me, interrogate me, or LEAVE ME ALONE!
/ Teri: Suggestion flagged, filed, and ignored. / Gav: You've kept me in fear so I can't think straight, but there must be a reason why you would KILL Danny but not TOUCH me. And I aim to find out why... / [[Gav rushes Teri with his sharp stick]]
/ Gav: AIIIEEE!!! / [[Gav, having run over the cliff, plummets to the ground below]]
/ Gav: [[thinking]] Maybe this will all make sense on the second viewing. http://nukees.com/d/20010917.html |
| Nukees - Wednesday, September 19, 2001 | Gav: Ah! NOW I know what I should've done! It's so obvio-- Wait -- who's --? / < http://nukees.com/d/20010919.html |
| Nukees - Friday, September 21, 2001 | Gav: Oh Ma'at! You're here!! Am I dead? Are you real? Am I real? Is there a reality? Does it matter? / Ma'at: I can answer three of those.
/ Gav: Oh it DOESN'T matter, does it? We're together again! I missed you so much! / Ma'at: You didn't miss me just a second ago ...
/ Gav: Just please tell me you or I are here to stay! Tell me we'll be together forever! / Ma'at: H'OKIE DOKIE!
/ Gav: Wow. That's SO not the answer to which I'm accustomed! http://nukees.com/d/20010921.html |
| Nukees - Monday, September 24, 2001 | Ma'at: Tee hee. So I'm a "goddess," am I?
/ Gav: Oh right, I'm sorry -- you're more the "personification of an idea" ... / Ma'at: Nah, let's stick with "goddess." It's easier and it impresses the valkyries. So you're in love with me? / Gav: I know we only spent that short time together in the afterlife and maybe I was feeling vulnerable from being dead and all, but you were everything I wanted in life (no offense). You were like my ... my ... / Ma'at: "Soul" mate?
/ Gav: ... Self! http://nukees.com/d/20010924.html |
| Nukees - Wednesday, September 26, 2001 | Danny: I do not understand. I attached Gav's laptop to the server and now the hard drive will not stop spinning. / Suzy Gee: Is maybe someone else messing with it?
/ Danny: I shall check the FTP logs. / Danny: It appears Gav himself is downloading a number of files to his account. He must be sitting right over there. / Suzy Gee: Uh ... ?
/ Danny: He MUST be. Please do not make me look. http://nukees.com/d/20010926.html |
| Nukees - Friday, September 28, 2001 | Gav: Ma'at, we've got to hide. There's an unusually large velociraptor chasing me.
/ Ma'at: How exotic! / Ma'at: Do you often have dinosaur trouble down here?
/ Gav: No, usually just an ant problem. / Ma'at: So where do we hide?
/ Gav: I'm thinking we climb a tree in that dank dank forest. / Ma'at: This is a fun date:
/ Gav: Oh sure. Spoken like an immortal. http://nukees.com/d/20010928.html |
| Nukees - Monday, October 1, 2001 | Gav: This tree is curiously slick ...
/ Ma'at: Maybe we should hide in that cave. / Gav: There's no cave over --
/ Gav: There IS a cave over --
/ Gav: -- there? / Gav: Quick, what's this?
/ Ma'at: Hee hee! EEK! A snake! / Gav: Oh, there's a SNAKE around here alright!
/ Snake: I am offended by your tone, sir! http://nukees.com/d/20011001.html |
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