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| Nukees - Monday, November 26, 2001 | [[Suzy Gee climbs the ladder to the top of the reactor]]
/ Suzy Gee: Hang on Gav! I'll be right there!
/ Gav: [[out of view]] Ow! / [[Suzy Gee reaches the top of the reactor, Gav is sitting in a pool, as if in a hot-tub]]
/ Gav: Come on in, Suzy Gee! The lava's fine!! / Suzy Gee: B-b-but you're in the REACTOR!
/ Gav: Get crucial Suzy! This is a tiny RESEARCH reactor--barely a megawatt! And anyway, the core is safely at the bottom of this five meter deep pool! / Suzy Gee: Looks FOUR meters now!
/ [[The water level is falling fast]]
/ Gav: Yes, okay, well, by all MEANS, let's resume with saving me, then... http://nukees.com/d/20011126.html |
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| Nukees - Wednesday, December 19, 2001 | Cecilia: This button is mislabeled. / [[Cecilia writes an "E" above "SCRAM," making it "SCREAM"]]
/ Suzy Gee: [[Off Camera]] Come on, Cecilia! Danny! We're getting out of here! / Gav: Cecilia? Hey, DANNY! You really ARE okay!
/ Danny: I am not leaving until someone shows me how to play this game. / Gav: That's the Gavcam!
/ Danny: I want to have fun too! Play! Play! Play! http://nukees.com/d/20011219.html |
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| Nukees - Monday, December 24, 2001 | Dr. Goldfinger: And that is why those of you going into aeronautics should encourage the use of my partially funded code instead of the FCC-approved industry standard. For those of you going into nuclear medicine...
/ Steve [from out of view]: Dr. Goldfinger?
/ Dr. Goldfinger: Yes? / [[Panel shows a very worried looking Steve]]
/ Steve: There's a problem with the department's servers that the Admin guy can't fix, so none of us have been able to finish our final project. / Dr. Goldfinger: I see. Well, I can see only one solution... / [[In the hallway, posted grades show everyone recieving an "I"]]
/ Jerry: What's "Incomplete?"
/ Steve: Our education. http://nukees.com/d/20011224.html |
| Nukees - Wednesday, December 26, 2001 | Jerry: Hey Steve! Why are there two sets of grades posted for our NE147 class? / Steve: Hm? Oh, remember, the professor didn't want to teach two classes, so he combined it with NE247. Those are the graduate students' grades. / Jerry: Grad students?! We weren't graded on the same curve, were we?
/ Steve: Of course not. / Steve: See, they're on a curve from "A" to "B" and we're clearly on a completely different curve from "C" to "F." http://nukees.com/d/20011226.html |
| Nukees - Friday, December 28, 2001 | Jerry: I've got one last grade to check, Steve... WICKED! I've got an "A"! / Steve: EVERYONE got an "A," Jerry. Dr. Stein claims that grades "Are an artificial motivator that ultmately hampers our natural passion of learning." / Jerry: I BUSTED MY KLACKERS in that class and I get the same grade as "DROOL PUDDLE THOMPSON?!" The DEAN will hear about THIS! / Steve [[to himself]]: Oh, PROFESSORS and their renegade idealism!! When will they learn to stop bucking the system?! http://nukees.com/d/20011228.html |
| Nukees - Monday, December 31, 2001 | [[Gav, head bandaged, tears form in his eye]]
/ Gav: *sigh* / Suzy Gee: Gav? Are you crying?
/ Gav: Forgive me. But you know how alcohol can make people weepy and emotional. / Suzy Gee: Yeah, but most actually have to drink it first.
/ [[Gav hugs the building.]]
/ Gav: Missed you so much! http://nukees.com/d/20011231.html |
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| Nukees - Monday, January 7, 2002 | Gav: Jeannie! When did you take up pouncing and going "EEE?"
/ Jeannie: You've been gone a while. Things change. People grow. / Gav: Lies! Nothing may change in my absence!
/ Jeannie: Sure they do! Ferinstance, I broke up with my boyfriend, there was a small fire, Michael quit... / Gav: YOU BROKE UP?! Yay, how sad! When? When?
/ Jeannie: Three weeks ago!
/ Gav: Two weeks, you say? / Jeannie: Three.
/ Gav: So what's the new guy's name? http://nukees.com/d/20020107.html |
| Nukees - Wednesday, January 9, 2002 | Jeannie: What makes you think I have a new boyfriend?
/ Gav: It's a law of nature. A bartendress spends exactly two weeks single. / Jeannie: That's moronic.
/ Gav: Oh? And when did you start going out with the new guy?
/ Jeannie: Nevermind. / Gav: Anyway, I have a new romantic interest myself. / Jeannie: That's great, Gav! What's his name?
/ Gav: That hurts on... so many levels... http://nukees.com/d/20020109.html |
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| Nukees - Wednesday, January 16, 2002 | Jeannie: You really dig on this stuff, don't c'ha, Gav?
/ Gav: What, Guinness? It's the ambrosia of the gods! / Jeannie: Well, you pack it in like the Buddha.
/ Gav: You got that right. Why, once I drank so much Guinness, I got the bends!! / [[Silence]] / Gav: The problem with the truly great jokes is no one understands them. http://nukees.com/d/20020116.html |
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| Nukees - Monday, January 28, 2002 | Gav: So what's the new boyfriend's name anyway, Jeannie?
/ Jeannie: John. And Mark. / Jeannie: Oop. Be right back. / Teri: So what are you thinking?
/ Gav: I don't know. http://nukees.com/d/20020128.html |
| Nukees - Wednesday, January 30, 2002 | Gav: "John and Mark?" She must be dating some kind of two-headed apostle-monster. / Gav: I know, I know, but my way is more fun. / Gav: I guess she's playing the field! A bartendress in causual [sic] dating?! This is unprecedented! There's no precedent! Precedent exists not for this situation! / Gav: Opportunities for embarrassment, on the other hand...
/ Teri: Goody. A show. http://nukees.com/d/20020130.html |
| Nukees - Friday, February 1, 2002 | Gav: Okay, wish me luck.
/ Teri: Which kind? / Gav: Jeannie, can I ask you a nervous question?
/ Jeannie: Sure, you can ask me anything. You're like a sister to me! / Gav: Uh...
/ Jeannie: Of course, as a sister, it should be noted that I harbor no sexual interest in you whatsoever. / Gav: Well, now that was just oddly cruel...
/ Jeannie: I taste bile just thinking about the concept! http://nukees.com/d/20020201.html |
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