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|Nukees - Monday, January 9, 2006||Cecilia: Anyway, I didn't know what to do with a psych degree, so I went to law school. It sounded professional! I'm not really sure what daddy thinks of that. / King Luca: What dost thy mother think? / Cecilia: Mom...um, "left" us when I was eleven... / King Luca: Methinks 'twas quite possibly the most ominous "um" to which mine ears shall ever bear witness! / Cecilia: She...um, died... / King Luca: I stand corrected. / Cecilia: No, don't, sillykins!! The eggs will go everywhere!|
|Nukees - Wednesday, January 11, 2006||Jerry: Doing your taxes in January, Gav? How insanely uncharacteristic of you. / Gav: I take offense! I'll have you know I'm an ARCHETYPE of responsib-- / Jerry: These are last years taxes, aren't they? / Gav: C'ha! I WISH! / Jerry: What, 2003? THIS millenium, I hope? / Jerry: These aren't even YOUR taxes. / Gav: Yes, I'm three years behind on my fraud! Is that a crime?!|
|Nukees - Friday, January 13, 2006||Danny: Thank you for giving me a ride, Gav. / Gav: A gallon of beer for a gallon of gas! That's my policy! / [[It's pouring outside]] / Danny: Um... Can you see? / Gav: There's a new law in California that makes you turn on your headlights when your windshield wipers are on. / Danny: So? / Gav: So now I don't use my wipers. I'll be DAMNED if I let THEM tell ME how to drive in the rain! / Danny: It is meant to increase visibility! / Gav: That can't be right. I can't see a thing!|
|Nukees - Monday, January 13, 2006||King Luca: [[on the phone]] KNAVE!! Desist with thy inquisition or I shall be forced to rally the troops, activate the old alliances and declare aggressions! As I told thee prior... I shall NOT SELL! / [[Gav watches King Luca walk out of the room.]] / Gav: Someone needs to find out about that. / Danny: Mn. / Gav: All right, a volunteer! Go to it, Danny! / Danny: What? You twisted my words!|
|Nukees - Wednesday, January 18, 2006||Danny: AH! I am not good at such sneakiness! That is what YOU do! / Gav: That's why YOU have to do it! / Gav: Luca will be suspicious if I start asking questions. You're too afraid of confrontation to try it. / Danny: Yes! I am! I will not! / Gav: Besides, I have to star sixty nine the phone. / Danny: There is no need to be vulgar. / Danny: But there IS a reason "interrogate" contains the word "terror."|
|Nukees - Friday, January 20, 2006||Danny: Hello King Luc-- / King Luca: UNBELIEVABLE!! They simply will NOT give up! I told them "NAY," yet they persist trying to force me to sell my ancestral land! / King Luca: [[grabbing Danny by the front of his shirt for added emphasis]] What is a king without his land?! I'd sooner sell them my crown and spear, if not for the unkindest cut of all-- I hath MISPLACED them!! What SAY you, citizen Danny? / [[Danny is stunned for a moment]] / Danny: [[reading a note prepared earlier]] Hello king Luca... What seems to be the matter...?|
|Nukees - Monday, January 23, 2006||Gav: DANNY! What did you find out? / Danny: King Luca rants loudly of an unwanted land deal... / Gav: Well, He's not delusional. About THIS, I mean. The call return connected me with a land development company. I flirted with the receptionist for information. / Danny: How did that go? / Gav: Mixed results. She gave me this company info... / Danny: How is this "mixed?" / Gav: Well... she was ugly... and bi-polar. / Danny: Ah! AGAIN you had to promise a girl that you will never call back in exchange for information?|
|Nukees - Wednesday, January 25, 2006||Gav: The company is "Southern Californian Unlimited Markets, Ltd:" venture capitalists based in L.A. The C.E.O is a Mr. Karl Oz. / Gav: Apparently, they're mostly involved in strip malls and gated communities. / Danny: Do you think King Luca is really a land owner? / Gav: If so, my sponging efforts have been vastly underambitious... / Danny: It is too bad basic decency prohibits us from further invasion of his privacy. / Gav: Danny, you CAN'T think... / Danny: I know. I just wish to state it for the record.|
|Nukees - Friday, January 27, 2006||Gav: There's not much on the internet... Erg, we have just enough info to be infuriated! But I can't call back for more... / Danny: Well, what can we do, short of driving down to-- / Gav: What was that, Danny? / Danny: NOTHING! / Gav: You said... / Danny: No I did NOT!! Something else! I suggested... Uh er... That maybe, um I could flirt with the receptionist! / Gav: Why, Danny! / Danny: What did I just say?!|
|Nukees - Monday, January 30, 2006||Danny: How did I get talked into this? / Gav: I said, "Get in the car, Danny, we're going to Los Angeles." / Danny: I was tricked. / Gav: It's too bad the giant robot ant is gavicidal right now. I'd rather have driven IT down than Sabrina here. [No offense, Sabrina] / Danny: Why is that? / Gav: When we hit the L.A. freeways, Danny, you'll understand.|
|Nukees - Wednesday, February 1, 2006||Danny: Why can this not be taken care of over the phone? / Gav: I'm going to teach you some essential life skills, Danny. Skills such as "dumpster diving." / Danny: Sounds wholly unrespectable. / Gav: AND unsanitary! / Gav: Think of this as a little vacation, Danny. When's the last time you took some time off from equation grinding? / Danny: I'll have you know I spend half of each Saturday solving Sudoku puzzles without using calculus, so THERE!|
|Nukees - Friday, February 3, 2006||Gav: Do it! Do it now!
/ Danny: I am not going to tinkle while you are watching! And where is the urinal? This is just a rock wall! / Gav: Okay, Danny, I'm outside. Pee now!
/ Danny: STOP PRESSURING ME!! Why did you make me hold it untill we got here?
/ [[A sign outside the building reads: Welcome! Madonna Inn San Luis Obispo]] / [[sound of peeing in progress]] <
|Nukees - Monday, February 6, 2006||Cecilia: What's wrong, nukee bear? / King Luca: Huh? Oh, greetings milady Cecilia. 'Tis nothing worth troubling thy pretty head. / Cecilia: I WANT to know the things that trouble you, king sweetie. That's what snugglebunnies DO! / King Luca: 'Tis not myself for whom I fret. I worry for old friends. Friends that... Perhaps... I should call... I must go retrieve my little velvet address book. / Cecilia: Oh, THAT? Here you go! / [[Cecilia pulls King Luca's little velvet address book from her bosom.]] / Cecilia: What?! It was in a locked box behind the refridgerator, so I figured you wanted it kept SAFE.|
|Nukees - Wednesday, February 8, 2006||Cecilia: Please don't be mad, sweetie! I didn't read your little book. / King Luca: Nay, lady Cecilia. It seems thou didst not! / King Luca: Previously, I folded a hair across the pages. It remains unmolested. / Cecilia: I wouldn't know about that. But I would never violate your privacy. / King Luca: Indeed, perhaps I can believe thou wouldst not! / Cecilia: What we have means everything to me! I could never jeopardize it! / Cecilia: [[thinking]] ... Not when you use such obvious tactics as the "hair across the book spine" trick...|
|Nukees - Friday, February 10, 2006||Danny: This is a cute town... / Gav: This is my hometown. / Danny: Really? I did not realize you were a bronzed beach bunny, Gav! / Gav: Ha ha, no, I wasn't an outdoor kid. Not like YOU leave the lab for less than sustenance and earthquakes. / Danny: I am more tan than you! / Gav: You're Chinese! / Danny: I watched an eclipse last month... / Gav: You watched it online! / [[Both are sitting on the beach watching the sun set]] / Danny: I have sand in my shorts. / Gav: You brought this on yourself.|
|Nukees - Monday, February 13, 2006||Danny: Where are we going now, Gav? / Gav: To my parents' house, of course. I'm not springing for a hotel room! / Danny: You have parents? / Gav: Of course! What, did you think I was congealed in a vat or something? / Danny: I do now. / Gav: Well, I wasn't. I had a perfectly normal american childhood. / Danny: Is that not an oxymoron? / Gav: Normally. I had the only one.|
|Nukees - Wednesday, February 15, 2006||Gav: Hi mom. I'm home! / Gav's Mom: Is that my athiest son? / Danny: You did not tell your parents we were coming? / Gav: Of course not. Mom, this is my friend, Danny. Danny, mom. / Danny: Everything here is purple! / Gav's Mom: Have a seat, boys. Dinner will be ready in seven minutes. / Danny: There were already two extra place settings. / Gav: Ah, mom!|
|Nukees - Friday, February 17, 2006||Gav's Mom: So wasn't the last time you visited your family between april and october, Gav? / Gav: Ah CRAP! Come help me, Danny. / Danny: What is happening? / Gav: We have to reset all the digital clocks in the house back an hour. / Gav: You know, mom, this is why I only visit once every two daylight savingses!! / Gav's Mom: And when you're done, please fix our computer again!|
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