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001 - The Joys of Hormone Treatment Box: Almost half the people of Western Europe died in a great sickness known as the bubonic plague. / Box: The first signs were generally aching limbs and vomiting of blood. Then the lymph nodes would begin to swell. / Box: The swiftness of the disease, the enormous pain, the grotesque appearance of the...
002 - 5"3 Box: I hate being short. / Box: One problem is that men's size small is too big for me. / Box: Which means I'm limited to two choices when it comes to shopping. / Box: The womens' department. / Alex (screaming): Gaah! Form-fitting!! / Box: Or the boys department. / Box: Where all clothes are designed to...
003 - Evolution Box: The evolution of man / Description: Homo Eructus / Description: Homo Habilis / Description: Homo Sapiens / Description: FtM after hormones and chest surgery
004 - Unreal Nerd friend: You wanna go out tonight, you've been in here for three days straight. / Alex: Unreal 3 is out. Can't go. Playing. / Keyboard: Tap, tap / Nerd Friend: I'm worried about you, have you even eaten anything today? / Nerd Friend: This is pathetic. I'm leaving, you stay here and rot. / Alex: Could...
005 - TheRapist Box: I don't like seeing my appointed therapist. For one, she is almost never in, making it impossible to reschedule. / Alex: Oh, really? So I'll just come on the 24th instead? / Telephone voice: Yeeeaah, that would be the 24th of January. / Alex: Eeeh... / Telephone Voice: ...2009 / Box: Her practice is...
 
006 - Guitar Hero Box: I love playing guitar hero... / Nerd friend: Uh...dude. I don't think you're supposed to hold the controller like that
007 - Awkward Introductions Box: Some of my friends are still adapting... / Ex-girlfriend: So this is Alexander, my ex-girlfriend. / Friend: Huh?
008 - Old Friends Eric: Hey Angie. Angie wait up! / Alex: Eric! Wow, I haven't seen you in ages! / Eric: Eeeehh... / Alex: You know, you look completely different in long hair. / Eric: I look different?! YOU CHANGED YOUR GENDER!!! / Box: Sometimes, I forget I haven't always looked like this...
009 - Rock n' Roll Alex: We've already said we could hear you five times! I think it's YOU that can't hear US!
010 - House MD John: What are you watching? / Alex: "House". There's a patient with a mysterious illness. / Alex: He has a fever, sore throat and a runny nose. / John: Couldn't he just have a cold? / Alex: It's "House", it's never just a cold. / Tv-voice 1: I think it's Pulmonary Fibrosis / Tv-voice 2: Right. Let's schedule...
 
011 - I'm Not Here Telephone voice: You need to get that blood test. / Alex: I know, I know. / Telephone voice: You know, I can't keep prescribing your hormones if you don't. / Alex: Ok. I'll go tomorrow. / Box: So finally, I went. / Doc: Angela-Maria? Is Angela here? / Alex (thinking): Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod / Telephone...
012 - Paranoia Alex (thinking): He keeps staring at me. I hope he doesn't suspect I'm trans. / Guy in lockerroom (thinking): Crap, he keeps staring at me. I hope he doesn't suspect I'm gay.
013 - A Peaceful Christmas Sign: Christmas sale. / Sign: 3 for 2. / Alex: For christmas, me and my friends usually buy a gift each for about 200 SEK. / Alex: Then we put them in a big pile and draw one each. / Alex: You only need to buy one gift each and everyone still gets one. / Sign: Checkout -> / Alex: It makes for a lot less...
014 - The Horror! Box: Midnight. the witching hour. / Box: The silence of the forest is broken by the sound of running feet. / Nidde: Alex, hurry! / Kim: It's coming! / Alex: I can't go on, leave me behind! / Nidde: We're not leaving you! Run! / Kim: We'll never make it! / Alex: We're in the middle of nowhere!! / Sign:...
015 - The Joys of Hormone Treatments II Box: I tend to get a bit ill-tempered the first few days after I've had my shot...
 
016 - A Packer is NOT a Chewing Toy! Alex: Give me back my penis, you stupid cat!! / Friend 1: Ok...what the hell was that?! / Friend 2: It never gets dull around here.
017 - But I Like My Beard! Friend: ...and that way, the final boss is easier to beat. / Kid: AIIIEE, werewolf!!! / Alex: Huh? / Alex: Maybe it's time I shaved... / Kid: Mommy!!! / Friend: You think? / Box: My facial hair has gone from 'ruggedly manly' to 'neanderthal' in two weeks.
018 - Ouch Friend: So you finally shaved, huh? / Alex: It's NOT funny!! / Box: Shaving is way harder than the Gilette commercials make it out to be...
019 - The Joys of Hormone Treatment III Friend: So, I notice your skin's a lot rougher now that you're on T.
020 - Valentine's Day Roses are red, violets are blue. Something, something. I love you / Box: I've never been particularly good at writing poems / Alex (thinking): Maybe I should stick to webcomics and just buy her a flower or something...
 
021 - 'Forbidden Siren' *Doorbell* / Alex: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!! / Alex: Pant, pant, pant / Friend: Have you been playing 'Forbidden Siren' alone in the dark again?
022 - Long Distance - LIFE - / Box: You replenish my life-force
023 - Passing Gandalf: You shall not pass!! / Transsexual Balrog: But I really tried, with the nail-polish and all... / Box: Passing = A person's ability to be accepted as a member of the gender with which they identify, or which they physically present
024 - Delivery Boxes: Ok, so the backstory is as follows: Me and a friend of mine had ordered some...toys. As I went to pick them up from the post office, it turned out that they'd had a break-it. So I go back the following day and they tell me our box had been opened, but then tossed aside and left behind. Appearantly,...
025 - Gender Converter Dora: Can we stop by the electronics store real quick? I need to get a gender converter. / Dora: Yeah...I know what you're thinking, and I hate to disappoint, but I meant for my computer monitor.
 
026 - Intruding Alex: Bye. Thanks for dinner. Sorry for intruding all the time. / Gabs: Nonsense, you're always welcome. / Alex: You know you'll regret saying that eventually, right? / Dora: Not at all, we love having you over. / 30 years later / Alex: Hello. I brought wine. What's for dinner? / Gabs: I thought you...
027 - GMail Computer: You've got mail. 1 unread message. / Computer: From "girlfriend@hotmail.com" : "I went and took the STD tests today, they found... / Alex: Omg, omg, what did they find? Herpes? HIV?? Open inbox, open dammit!! / Computer: They found nothing wrong, so we're good to go :) / Alex: Phew! God dammit,...
028 - Still Nothing Doc: See you next time. And hey, you still haven't paid your last bill. It was due last week, you know. / Alex: Well, excuse me! But since I was promised chest surgery by winter, I was lead to believe that you people had a more liberal view on deadlines!
029 - The Gym Alex: Hehe, do you think that the old man is here for the abs-workout? / Dora: Haha, he'll drop dead within minutes, I can hardly keep up myself. / 30 minutes later... / Alex: Blurred....vision...heart...hurts... / Dora: How can she keep up? She has a cane!!
Blowjob?! I've never worked in a bar before, so some requests seemed a bit strange / Customer: Hi there, pretty boy. How much for a blowjob? / Bartender: Relax honey, it's a drink. / What the hell is in a blowjob anyway?! Do I want to know?
 

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