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Fan Mail Letter: Dear Ren and Moy, / Be more sexy. / -Bassoonist / Moy: OH come on. We can be sexy. / Stick figure 1: *shrug* / Stick figure 2: What. / [[Moy looks perplexed.]] / {{Admit it. We are just soooo damn sexy. ;) ]]
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=527
Reed-D-D Adam: I just can't follow his 5/4...he's doing something strange with the third and fourth beats, and...ooh, should I put an extra wire on this?
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=529
MU268 Sometimes I fall asleep in theory. / And my dreams are full of Neapolitan Sixths and D2(d5) sequences. / Mannheim Rockets. Contrasting Middles. / ABA, ABABA, ABACABA, ABACADACABA. / Sometimes I wake up and wonder where I am. / {drool on my analysis}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=531
Mozart Mozart is highly overrated. / It's not that I don't like anything of his, / It's just that he doesn't seem to have a soul. / {He made it hard so no one else would either.}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=535
Syphilis Schumann, Delius, Mozart, Wolf, Smetana, Mysliweczek, Donizetti, Schubert, Joplin / I can never listen to their music the same way, / now I know the truth. / {It makes me happier now}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=537
 
Solfege Tonic Sol Fa is a system invented by some guy as a sight-reading aid. / But you use it like a scalpel. / {You open up the music and look in at its heart.}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=539
Musicological Warfare She thinks music is all about performance. / But I disagree. / I think music is about creation... / and destruction. / {Truth and beauty bombs! Beethoven is our god!}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=541
Guilt Ren: I haven't been practicing as much as I should be. / Damien: Well that goes without saying. You can't be a music student without guilt. It just doesn't work. / {{Sometimes I am guilty enough for the ENTIRE FACULTY.}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=543
Schumann And then Schumann died in 1856 of disappointment. / And syphilis.
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=547
Reading Week Moy: I am SO excited for Reading Week! / Ren: It's Wednesday. / Moy: Then where have I been for the last 5 days? / {Or should I say....REEDing week. Thank Ren for that one.}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=550
 
Bass Oboe Bass Oboe: *huge* / Moy: Can I...can I touch it? / {COMIC = UP NOW. STOP COMPLAINING! STOP THREATENING ME! *hide*}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=552
Tuba Tipping Moy: Timber! / Ren: RUN! / {When musicians can't get to a farm}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=554
Crazy Dani: I'm not crazy...I'm just an oboist. / Moy: No, Dani. It's a good thing. Oboes MUST be crazy. It's a well known fact. / {{Have you ever met a SANE oboist?}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=557
Revenge Tuba Player 1: Are you sure this is a good idea? I've heard rumours. / Tuba Player 2: Just be quiet. SOMEONE needs to fight this tuba tipping... / <<*CRASH*>> / {The stories are true...}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=559
Flick Keys Moy: Ever since I started playing I haven't been able to enun-enunc--talk properly. / [[Bassoonist flicks her]] / Moy: W-what are you doing? / Bassoonist: This always works on my bassoon! / {{Flick keys make the note speak properly. WHY DOESN'T IT WORK ON YOU?}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=561
 
The Fhred Ren: What's that? / Heather: This is my fhred. / Ren: You NAMED your oboe support? / Heather: No! That's what it IS! / {{The guy who invented the fhred must have been lonely. Or called Fred.}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=563
Church of the Sharp Knife Dick: If the knife is really, really sharp it just cuts the cane like butter, like a warm knife through butter. It just melts away! It feels like chalk, so smooth...You can't, CAN'T make a good reed without a sharp knife. And playing the oboe is so much more fun, so much more satisfying when you have a good reed... / Lora: AMEN! / {{Love is...a sharp knife.}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=565
The Plague Heather: You had Norwalk? Don't play my reed. / Moy: I wouldn't *want* to play your reed, "Herpes!" / Aimee: Guys, Jim plays *all* our reeds. / Ren: That means we all have mono, too. / Lora: I do NOT have mono! / {{Nobody try Dani's reed! She'll give you diabetes!}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=567
Revenge pt 2 Tuba Player 1: Alright. It's clear. / Tuba Player 2: I don't know about this... / Tuba Player 1: It'll be fine. We'll tip all their oboes and leave. / Tuba Player 2: Holy crap, I think this is a trap. Look at this place. Razorblades, music stands, bags, shoes, all left out. It's like a maze. A really hazardous maze... they knew we were coming... / [[Tuba Player 1 trips over oboe stand]] / <<*CRASH*>> / {Those oboe stands HURT} / {{title text: Those oboe stands HURT}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=569
Revenge pt 3 Tubist: Oh no! Hide! / Tubist: FINE YOUR MAZE CAUGHT US! I'M SORRY WE'RE IN YOUR STUDIO! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, DO NOT TORTURE ME WITH YOUR CRUEL DEVICES!!! / Tubist: (I think I might pee myself.) / Moy: (What maze?) / {{Told you.}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=571
 
Venn {It doesn't count as murder! It's only a reed!}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=575
Oboists in Relationships {Oboists should never date flutists.}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=577
Oboe Monster Oboe Monster: BWAHAHAHA!!! / {{The oboe beat me up.}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=580
It's a Touchy Issue Bassoonist 1: You use an inverted gouge? You FOOL! Inverted takes forever! / Bassoonist 2: Pfffft, are you kidding? They sound SO much better than eccentric gouge reeds! / Bassoonist 1: Knife fight at midnight? / Bassoonist 2: Bring your LANDWELL. / {Your MOM'S an eccentric. Oh yeah? That's probably why I inverted her last night.}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=582
E Flat Clarinet Clarinetist 1: How many times do I have to TELL you, your clarinet does not go in the dryer! / Ren: *snicker* / {Did you see what happened when Nate put his bassoon in the dryer?}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=584
 
YouTube Nate: I have to have my U-tube replaced. / Ren: Your bassoon shares video files? / {{That explains why bassoonists are always so distracted, I guess.}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=585
A Forest of Oboes Somewhere, deep in the heart of Lithuania, is a forest. / A forest where oboes grow. / The Yamaha is native to the lower layers, providing its inherent darkness and stability. / The Lorée, fruity and colourful, grows near the top of the canopy. / The Marigaux, when ripe, falls cleanly in three pieces. It grows with two heads as protection against the feared and dangerous Cracks. / The Laubin is found only rarely, and always in a tree jealously guarded by an ancient monkey. / {Coveys blow gently in the breeze, Foxes sprout tentatively from branches, the Howarth is a favourite of bees. Oh, oboe trees are wonderful things!}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=587
Oboe Monster pt 2 Moy's friend: And that's how it all starts. It's not the player's fault. The oboe is a bully and wants to be loved so badly it must force the player to tend to its every need. / Moy: OH come on! THat's not how it happened! See, it happened like this... / Moy's Oboe: Join me! Together, you and I can make beautiful music. / Moy: Teehee! I do like phallic instruments... / Ren: Moy! Keep it PG-13!
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=592
Edwin Outwater Edwin Outwater: So! Which one of you is the Oboe Blogger? / Danielle: Um...Those two, over there. / Ren and Moy: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US!! / {TOTALLY Edwin Outwater!}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=594
Irritating the Bass Players THINGS I AM TEMPTED TO DO AT THE SHYMPHONY, No. 2. / [[Ren throws a paper airplane at the bass players from the box where she is sitting]] / {{*shifty look*}}
http://oboe-comics.com/?p=596
 

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