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| Out The Window | [Izzie is dancing and TWIRLING AROUND watering plants and doing whatever, until she FALLS out of the WINDOW.] Izzie: Eep! / Falk: Y'know, GRACE can also be landing snot first, with style! / Izzie: Oh shaddup! http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W031.jpg |
| Achoo | Falk: AAAAAAAAAH... / (sfx)CHO! / [Falk breaks through the fourth wall and flies all the way into the LAST PANEL.] Falk: Urgh...I think I'm coming down with something... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W032.jpg |
| Addiction and You | Undead Rogue: Here we are again, Stranglethorn Vale. Is there no end to this greenish hellhole? / Undead Rogue: Hunting these cursed raptors...I hate them. Bloody annoying mobs. Oh well. Nothing to do but to start grinding and hit it with fall DPS. / Undead Rogue: For the horde! / [Guy looking into... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W033.jpg |
| Autumn | [Falk is GLEEFUL, like a GIRL.] Falk: I really love Autumn. Everything's so nice. The wind whipping the scenery, the smell... / Falk: ...and of course all the falling leaves that cover the ground in a beautiful mosaic of red, yellow, orange and brown... / [Falk SLIPS on DOG POO.] (sfx((as if you need... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W034.jpg |
| Close Shave | [Unbelievably, Falk grows hair on his face.] / [Falk puts shaving cream on his face.] (sfx) Sclortch / [Falk picks up a CAT.] *mrowr?* / [Later, on a TRAIN with IZZIE.] Falk: ...cut myself shaving... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W035.jpg |
| Hellawheen | [An OLD WOMAN struggles to get home to her dear family on Halloween.] / Falk: [Jumps out from behind a wall wearing a flouncy cape.] Happy Halloween!! / [The old woman DIES.] / [Falk sneaks away from the scene.] http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W036.jpg |
| Bussin' | [Izzie and Falk are on a BUS. A baby cries because the world is a HORRIBLE PLACE. An old bald guy SLEEPS in an AWKWARD POSITION.] (sfx) WAAAAAAAHH, ZZZZZ -choke- ZZZ / Woman with terrible hair (and baby): Everything is all right. Want to have a suck on mommy's breast? / Gothic Kid holding a lighter:... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W037.jpg |
| Hum! | [Izzie and Falk THOUGHT BUBBLES]: It would have been nice to meet someone that was just like me. Someone special... / Falk: ...I need a girlfriend... / Izzie: ...I need a boyfriend... / [Both Izzie and Falk gaze at each other NOT SO LONGINGLY, maybe desperately.] / [Izzie and Falk THOUGHT BUBBLES]:... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W038.jpg |
| Santa's Present | Falk: Hi everyone and welcome to the Wyyrd Christmas Special! We have a very special guest here today, namely Jolly Ol' Saint Nick A.K.A Santa Claus! / Santa: Ho ho ho! / Falk: So, Santa, man of the house, before you go out and begin your hard night of work, we have something for you! / Falk: Izzie?... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W039.jpg |
| Valentine Bash | Falk: Right! Flowers. Valentine's. Izzie. Breathe, just breathe, it's cool... / Falk: It's all cool. Act casual. She's just Izzie...just Izzie... [Presses DOORBELL.] / Izzie: Ye..? (sfx) WOP! / Falk: [Flakes out COMPLETELY, HITS Izzie with FLOWERS.] / Falk: [Runs AWAY.] *AAAAAAA* http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W040.jpg |
| Suicide Easter Bunny | Izzie: Yes, it is correct that according to Christian beliefs, Christ was crucified during Easter. / Izzie: ...and it's also true that there is a creature called 'The Easter Bunny'... / Izzie: ...but that doesn't mean it's cool to nail small innocent bunnies on crosses! / Falk: Awww... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W041.jpg |
| Hate Crime | Falk: Oh, hi Izzie! You made it! Let me introduce you to my classmate, Gard, and his friend, Zola! / Izzie: Zola? Like that french soccer pla..? / Zola: OK! That's it!! / Zola: [ATTACKS Izzie SPECTACULARLY.] I bloody well hate soccer, and I'm so !!@&!? sick of hearing that, you cu... / Falk: Dude,... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W042.jpg |
| Manga | Falk: What the..? Oh crap, I've been overdoing the manga again! / Izzie: It's not too bad! Look at my outfit! It's so naughty school girl like! / [Falk's nose starts BLEEDING.] / Izzie: Falk? You alright Falk? / Falk: Be...be... / Falk: Be...BEWBS! (sfx) Splutter / Izzie: You perv!! (sfx) EEEE *... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W043.jpg |
| Sparrows | Sparrow: We fly... / Sparrow: ...in search of food and glory. / Sparrow: We fly... / Sparrow: and we are rewarded. / Sparrow: ...only to be... / Sparrow: ...denied. / Super Robust Pigeon: Greetings, Sparrows! You will hand this land and these crumbs over to us, the Noble Pigeons, as a token of... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W044.jpg |
| Stab! | [Internet Guy types on his outdated computer] / Computer: You've got mail! / [A KNIFE flies out of the computer into HIS FACE] (sfx) AIIIE! Woosh! / News: The police, computer experts, physicists and indeed the entire world was flabbergasted today when Charles Lundy (22) was stabbed and killed through... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W045.jpg |
| Tape | Falk: *BORED* / Falk: [Notices a roll of SELLOTAPE] / Falk: ... / *...Much later...* Izzie: Izzie speakin'... / Falk: Hiiiii! Iz, I need your help. [MUMBLING] You see, I had this amazing idea...yes, cellotape, again, yes...I know! Could we please...Ok, fine, I know...yes, it's in my hair, yes, I'm... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W046.jpg |
| Mooo | [A SIGN reads "Don't say 'MOO'"] / [Falk REGARDS sign] / Falk: ..."MOO?" / Cow: Moo? / [A lot of cows TRAMPLE over Falk] / [Falk WHINES like a LITTLE GIRL] / Izzie: Oh dear god! Falk! What's happened to you? / Izzie: ..."MOO?" / Falk: NO! / Cow: Moo? http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W047.jpg |
| Mad Skillzzz | Izzie: Ahh! Rested! / Izzie: ...8 A.M? / Izzie: [Goes back to SLEEP] / Falk: ...then you woke at 6 P.M?! / Izzie: It's a skill. http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W048.jpg |
| Whine Like Virgin | Falk: Aargh! That woman! Izzie, man, I can't stop thinking about her! Her eyes, hair, gaaah! Driving me fucking insane! / Falk: I'd tell her what I feel, but man, I just can't! She can't possibly feel the same towards me as I do to...Oh God... / Wire: [SIGH] / Wire: Snap out of it, dude, right now... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W049.jpg |
| Massmurder | Zola: I've fucking had it with you goddamn morons! *Say hello to my little friend!* / Everyone else: [is SHOT] / Zola: It's done. [Zola commits SEPPUKU] / Everyone else: [REMAINS dead] http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W050.jpg |
| Obey! | Izzie: [Throws stick] / Izzie: Go on, boy! Fetch! / Izzie: Go! Fetch! Run! Jump! Shake! Roll over! Play dead! Speak! Lie down! Make waffles! / Izzie: OBEY! http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W051.jpg |
| Lies! | Wire: LIES! http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W052.jpg |
| Dead-lines | Gard: [Type] / Gard: [Type some more] / Gard: [Somehow suddenly dies] / Gard: [Is alive again?!] Gah! These fucking deadlines are killing me! / RDIC: Happy Halloween everyone! http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W053.jpg |
| That Look | Falk: It's such a hoax! In almost every action movie we have this burly guy in the lead right? And he's going around being all BAMF... / Falk: ...and then really noble, and the lead lady she gives him like *that look* and goes, I dunno.. moist? But does he ever notice? / Izzie: I'm so hot for you right... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W054.jpg |
| Slow | [Falk and Izzie's all out walking] / [Falk notices somthing of interest on the ground] / Falk: What the hell? Why's someone written "MOTS" on the road? It's bloody stupid!
/ *What is "mots" anyways?*
/ Izzie: ... / [It dawns on Falk that he's just made an ass of himself]
/ Falk: Oh... "Slow"... / Izzie:... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W055.jpg |
| Experiment | Falk: Really nice of you to invite me over for dinner, Iz!
/ Izzie: Oh, it's no problem! You know how I like to experiment and stuff! / Falk: ...yeah, I seem to remember..
/ Izzie: Here you go! I'll be right back with the salt'n pepper. / Falk: (thinking)..it seems inanimate..?
/ [sfx] poke poke / Falk:... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W056.jpg |
| Bald | (Gard and pops sit outside on some bench)
/ Gard: Hey dad, you need some sunscreen for your scalp? Man, I wish I brought my shades, cause the way the sun reflects off your head, damn! Are you col? Need a hat?
/ (scene fades, and it's suddenly -20 YEARS LATER!- Gard is now bald)
/ Gard: ...not one word,... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W057.jpg |
| Battle of Minds (MUSASHI FAITO!!) | Gard: Ah, tea. The drink that built empires... / Zola: You're gay for drinking that... / (A huge ninja battle ensues outta NOWHERE! Everywhere there's slashes and jumps and angry faces! :o! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?) / -back to reality-
/ Gard: A draw... (nods)
/ Zola: M-hm! / Falk: Err... don't you... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W058.jpg |
| In Your Dreams | Izzie (wearing a totally hot slave girl outfit): Falk! Enough of this prancing about! / Izzie (leaning over Falk, and forcing him into a pile of red pillows on a BED! She's still half naked.): I've wanted you for a very, very long time, and I just can't sit back and ignore this anymore.
/ Falk: ... (of... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W059.jpg |
| Easy come, easy go. | (Falk is at an ATM) / (Falk looks SHOCKED!) / (The ATM shows he has like £1.000.000.00 in his account! WT??) / (Falk commenses to SPAZ) / Falk: Oh my God! I'M RICH! I can do ANYTHING I've ever wanted to do!
/ I can get FAST CARS!
/ CHEAP WOMEN!
/ LOOSE BOOSE!
/ ...or was it the other way around...? / [sfx]:... http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W060.jpg |
