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| April Fools | {{title text: april fools}} / [[april 2]]
/ Mimi: but sean, i think freckles are cute! / Sean: BULLSHIT! / [[april 3]]
/ Mimi: I just got pokemon so we can play together... / Sean: BULLSHIT! / [[april 4]]
/ Mimi: are you STILL mad that i lied about google colonizing mars? / Sean: [[glare]] / [[...april 1]]
/ Sean: [[holding a cat, wearing a fishbowl helmet]] well, all my things are packed. so i guess this is goodbye.
/ Cloud: [[single tear]]
/ Sean: look after mimi for me http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/031.htm |
| Bidoof | {{title text: bidoof}} / Sean: I've carefully selected the ultimate pokemon team
/ I am pretty much invincible / Mimi: are you sure you don't want to balance your team before we battle? / Sean: are you scared? don't worry i'll go easy on you at first / [[pokemon team of six BIDOOFS]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/032.htm |
| Pokémans | {{title text: pokemans}} / Sean: [[pokemon trainer hat]] hey! let me see your team / Sean: [[holding a DS]] level 100... what the shit is this. you said you weren't that into pokemon. / Sean: HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITHOUT ME?! / mimi: [[pokemon trainer hat]] um... a little http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/033.htm |
| Rule 34 | {{title text: Rule 34}} / Mimi: [[at a laptop / computer]] Sean... what's this?
/ Sean: well.... / Sean: when a man loves a woman
/ but she is WAY out of his league
/ and also she technically doesn't exist
/ that's when the magic happens
/ something beautiful is created / Mimi: what? magic? what is created? / Sean: Kim Possible porn http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/034.htm |
| Into the Sunset | {{title text: into the sunset}} / Sean: I can't wait until you are old and have wings of skin.
/ [[holding mimi's arm]] [[squish]] / Mimi: noooooooo... I don't wanna have wings / Sean: but Mimi! we can fly away together!
/ [[flapping arms]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/035.htm |
| Cat Food | {{title text: cat food}} / Sean: I ran out of cat food, so Cloud is extra pissed now... / Mimi: [[panic!]] WHAT! we have to feed him something! what are we going to do?!
/ (Sean): Mimi, it's ok, I have an idea. / Cloud: [[hungry cloud is hungry]] [[jumping]]
/ (Mimi): NOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOo... / Mimi: [[running]] [[sign: EAT ME]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/036.htm |
| Cat Food II | {{title text: cat food II/cat food 2}} / Sean: [[holding cat food]] here ya go, Cloud! / Cloud: [[eating hungrily]] NOM NOM NOM / Cloud: [[face down in the food bowl]] zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ * !!
/ [[wakes up]] / Cloud: [[grabs bowl, continues eating]] NOM NOM NOM / Sean: [[raises eyebrow]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/037.htm |
| Hungry For You | {{title text: hungry for you}} / Mimi (thought bubble): hm... I wonder what Sean is doing... / Mimi's stomach: GRRRrrrrRRRRrrrrRRr.... / Mimi: Even my stomach misses you...
/ Mimi's stomach: grrawrrrrr... http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/038.htm |
| Mountain Man | {{title text: mountain man}} / Mimi: what was the best part of camp? / Sean: being sexy! / Sean: you should've seen me... all rugged and handsome
/ takin' on bears and stuff... / [[flashback: sean in a boy scout uniform, with some scruff/stubble]] / Sean: I wonder what Mimi is doing... http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/039.htm |
| Warhammer 40k | {{title text: warhammer 40k}} / Sean: well, the warhammer kids kicked me out. / Mimi: What?! but you spent so long painting your pieces... / {{flashback}}
/ (Sean): they said I had the wrong armies... and I guess they don't like pink
/ [[sean, excited, holds his pink space marines]]
/ [[warhammer kid (dezoth) looks on in horror]] / [[sean being dragged away]]
/ Sean: NO, YOUR MOM is painted the wrong color!! http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/040.htm |
| OBADIAH | {{title text: OBADIAH (obligatory Iron Man comic)}} / Mimi: [[holding an empty jar]] Sean, you're out of mayonnaise. I can't make sandwiches without mayo. / Sean: tony stark did it in a cave!! / Mimi: [[shock!]] / Mimi: well, can we get some more? I just-
/ Sean: with a bunch of scraps!! http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/041.htm |
| Totally Bad Ass | {{title text: Totally Bad Ass}} / Mimi: Sean! how did you get that scar?! / Sean: oh, this? well... I was in a knife-fight
/ Mimi: a knife fight?!
/ Sean: yeah. with a bear. / Sean: [[monobrow]] [[wiggles knife menacingly]]
/ Bear: [[blank stare]] [[wiggles knife]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/042.htm |
| What Actually Happened | {{title text: what actually happened}} / Travis: Sean was in a bar fight. he broke a bottle on his own head. to use as a weapon. / Derek: I heard he had brain surgery. on his BRAIN / Cloud: [[shows his claws]]
/ [[shink!]] / Sean: ok ok, it was actually because I had a...
/ cancerous mole.
/ Mimi: What! no way. http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/043.htm |
| Finals Week II | {{title text: finals week II (2)}} / Mimi: Sean... I'm feeling bad about finals... and I don't think ice cream will help.
/ Sean: ... [[thinking]] / thought bubble:
/ (sean): what would cheer up cloud? other than cat food...
/ [[sean petting cloud]]
/ [[rub rub rub...]] / [[sean rubbing mimi]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/044.htm |
| New Shirt | {{title text: new shirt}} / Mimi: Sean!! my eyes are up here
/ Sean: [[stares at boobs]] / Mimi: dammit sean! I asked if this shirt looks ok
/ [[squish]] / Sean: [[blank stare]] ...huh? / Mimi: ok good http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/045.htm |
| Baby Photos | {{title text: baby photos}} / Sean: [[opening a photo album]] baby photos!! / Mimi: sean! where did you get that?! put those back! / Sean: [[holding album]] but you were so cute as a baby! / [[photo of mimi making an angry face]] / [[mimi making the same angry face]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/046.htm |
| Mushroom Kingdom | {{title text: mushroom kingdom}} / Sean: [[wearing a mario hat]] hey, Mimi, look! I'm Mario! / Mimi: oh! and I can be Peach! / Sean: [[thinking]] / Sean: maybe you can be bowser...
/ Mimi: ._. http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/047.htm |
| Vespa | {{title text: vespa}} / Sean: ...Mimi?
/ (Mimi): what is it? / Sean: would you still love me if I had a vespa? / Mimi: oh, Sean, of course I would / Sean: but... would you ride bitch on my vespa? / Mimi: I don't know if I love you THAT much.... http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/048.htm |
| Bees II: THE RECKONING | {{title text: bees II (2): the reckoning}} / Mimi: shopping? but I don't have any money with me / Sean: I can get you something! but if I buy it... you have to wear it! / Sean: [[thinking]] hmmmmm
/ [[Sean holding a hot pink string thong]] / [[Sean holding a bee suit]] / [[Mimi furious with a monobrow and wearing a bee suit wiggling her arms]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/049.htm |
| Spring Cleaning | {{title text: spring cleaning}} / Sean: why are you cleaning your room? / Mimi: oh, I was going to have some friends over / Sean: why don't you ever clean when I'M coming over? / Mimi: Sean! you made this mess!! / [[to be continued]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/050.htm |
| Two Hours Earlier... | {{title text: two hours earlier...}} / Mimi: Sean! what are you... / Sean: NO! don't look! it's not done yet / [[macaroni heart: sean + mimi]]
/ (Mimi): ...is that macaroni? / Sean: [[looking sad]] it's a heart / Mimi: it's glued to my floor!! http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/051.htm |
| Happy Birthday, Sean! | {{title text: happy birthday, sean!}} / Mimi: Sean! can you guess what I got you for your birthday? / Sean: [[gasp!!]] ...is it a screaming octopus?!
/ (Mimi): kind of.... / [[Mimi in an octopus suit, screaming]]
/ [[AuooooOOoooouUghh!]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/052.htm |
| Rugged | {{title text: rugged}} / Sean: Mimi! today, I am a man
/ [[arrows point to some patchy stubble /scruff]] / Sean: and here's the best part!
/ [[hmmmmmm... (thinking)]]
/ [[scratch scratch]] / Mimi: let me try!! / both: HMMMMMM.... [[thinking]]
/ [[scratch scratch scratch]] http://awkward.natural20s.com/comics/053.htm |