You're browsing the archives of Clan of the Cats.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991124.html | Now that we have that dog in the truck, what happened to the other one? / It's right over... / ... there? / Well, what do you expect for a dog that's been dead for 45 years? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991125.html | That dog... he disappeared, vanished, right there,... pffft, gone. / Ghosts do not exist! They can't! It's impossible! / Yeah, maybe it was just swamp gas, huh? / You're just saying that to make me feel better. / Hey, what are brothers for? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991126.html | Uh, Ben, about the black labrador... / I loved that dog. He has saved me on more than one occasion, but I suggest we don't discuss it. / Unless you want the whole town to think we are nuts. / So, is this dog for real or is he a refugee from the kennel twilight zone too? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991127.html | So, what is the verdict? / The doctor says that the dog has a busted hind leg, but he will be okay in a couple of days. Needs rest and food the most. / And someone to take care of him. He is a stray. I've seen him around town. It may be... / I'm picking him up in a couple of days. / A wise choice.... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991128.html | Hello! I'm home! / Hello? Hello? / Sigh. I guess I have to start cooking something to get a welcome home. / Well, hello, and who are you? / You certainly are cute. Yes you are. Why are you in my house? Hmm? Ben didn't run over you did he? / I see you've met the new addition to the family. Diane,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991129.html | New York City was a blast. / Cynthia, we worked like dogs in New York getting my stuff packed. / Still it was cool. I'd never been there before. We'll have to go back one day, just me and you. Yeah, New York was cool... except for that funky smell in the air. What was that again? / Urine. / We don't... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991130.html | Cyn, I want to thank you for helping me move. / Oh sure, I would have just had to clean the house or something. / I'm so glad you moved back. We can go shopping, have lunch together, share each other's clothes... / Well, you're certainly welcome to my clothes. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991201.html | Miss Chelsea, I would like to welcome you to this house. Please come and go as you will and bring happiness all the days of your stay. / Wow. Such a formal welcome. Thank you Sebastian. / Now, please remember that my meals are served promptly at 6:00 am and 5:30 pm. I prefer that the dry and canned... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991202.html | It sure will be nice to have Chelsea around here, won't it Sebo. / I suppose so. / What's wrong with you now? / For so long, you and I have been together, alone. Now someone has come into our midst to muddle things. / Why, Sebo, I didn't know that you cared. / Besides, I cannot command her to do... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991203.html | Look at that beagle sitting on top of its' dog house, and with a typewriter no less. Insanity, pure insanity. / And that morbidly dull, little, mop topped, yellow bird. The pathetic thing wouldn't even make a good appetizer. / What?! Now they are looking this way. Undoubtedly they are plotting some... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991204.html | Hmm, Chels doesn't seem to be at home. / She took my advice and fled. / I wonder? Should I leave a note telling her I was here? Maybe I should call her before I come over next time. Maybe I'll just drop by later, or maybe not. Maybe? / What do you think cat? / There are well over a hundred potential... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991205.html | What are you doing Sebastian? You're not playing? / Don't be silly. Of course not. I was merely making sure that the ornament was... stable. / Thank you for doing that. We greatly appreciate it. / So what again is the reason for all this "tree trimming", ah... ritual. / It's Christmas time, Sebastian.... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991206.html | Grandma? I was wondering when we were going to start teaching me to use my powers? / It may have to be after Christmas kitten. I've got so much to do, so much to cook, and the girls need to get together for Yule and I've just got so much to do. / Okay. I guess I'll just have to go back and read your... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991207.html | I sense that you are having uneasy feelings. You seem distant tonight Miss Chelsea. Miss Chelsea? / Huh? / You seem troubled. / Jubal called. We are suppose to go out later and it's been so long since we have... um... / Operated the crane? / Since we have DATED! You dirty minded thing! / I am a... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991208.html | Hi. / Hello. / Well... / Well... / Are you ready? / I... guess so. / So, is this a date or are we just going to go out? / You got me. Maybe we'll find out eventually. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991209.html | So, Chelsea, what is next on your agenda in the reinstatement into small town life? / Well... I have to get a job. I would really like to get something art oriented. / Closest place with anything art wise is the public library. / Really? They have a gallery? / Naw, a bunch of kids spray painted a... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991210.html | Well, here we are. I thought that it would be nice to eat first. / Yes. Eating would be... nice. / Yeah, I... um, like eating... uh, food. It's a good way to eat uh,... food. / That's what I've always heard. / Please let me die now. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991211.html | I heard it might rain. / Yeah, I heard that too. We need it... too. / Sigh. / Sigh. / It's been warm. / Yeah, very... warm. / We need to talk. / I thought that was what we were doing, but just very badly. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991212.html | This is ridiculous. We talk to each other all the time and now I can hardly put two words together. Tell me Chelsea, does the concept of a date really put that much pressure on us? / Yes. / We have been away from each other for so long that it was absurd for us to think we could fall back into our... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991213.html | That piece of crap you have has no power. If you want real power, you gotta get a load of my baby. The XLT-1 is a real power mower. / Power my butt, you... hey wait a minute. / You guys seen the Blair Witch? / Who hasn't? / Standing right over there is the Haven Witch and she's the real thing. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991214.html | She's a witch? / That's what they say. / Some even say that she controls that panther that was around here a while back and that she feeds babies to it. / Oh come on, Herb. Ain't no babies been missing around here. It would have been on the news or something. / It could be a conspiracy. / Hey, you... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991215.html | I tell ya somebody ought to do something about them "witches", them Devil worshippers. / My daddy was a preacher. He told me about their ways. They sacrifice animals... and other things. They dance naked with the Devil. They're a damn disgrace is what they are. / This has been a God fearing town for... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991216.html | You know, I really missed the ocean when I was in New York. I missed walking here. / I can understand. The ocean is a magical lady. When you were gone I came here often... / ... and she would wash away all the... troubles. / What? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991217.html | Step away boy! We've come for the witch! / Hey, she's done nothing to you. Leave her alone. / Slug!! / Oooff! / Chels! Run! Run! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991218.html | You boys take care of him. I'm going after the witch. / Witchipoo, witchipoo, where are you? / There you are. Praying to your Devil are ya? / You're the one who need to pray. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991219.html | Grrrrrrr / Ah, you want to play? Well, let's play! / Slamm! / Uggghh / Yaaa! / Chelsea stop! / WHY?! Why shouldn't I just... / ... just,... oh, no. / I... I could have killed that guy. I WANTED to kill that guy. / But you didn't, and you didn't change into the panther either. / Didn't I?! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991220.html | Is he dead? / I don't think so. / Why don't I feel better? / Ma'm, we're real sorry about Herb. He gets kinda crazy when he drinks. Again, we're sorry. / Please, just go. Leave me alone. / Ya got your butt kicked again, didn't ya Herb! / Groan |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991221.html | I guess this amulet that Grandma had charmed actually worked. I didn't change into the panther, but something definitely took control of me when I was cornered by that redneck. / Maybe this is how it works. Didn't your grandmother say that this amulet really wasn't a cure for the curse. / Yeah, but... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991222.html | It is Yuletide, time for darkness to flee, it is Christmas, time for joy and glee. / Shrouded by the longest night, we greet the return of the sun, surrounded by the love, family, we embrace the light of the son. / Time for nature to sleep, and awake in the spring, time for holly and ivy, and the bell... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991223.html | We would like to get my step-daughter a computer for Christmas. We want something good, but ch... I mean inexpensive. / Concentrate on the good. / This is the model for you. This baby has 72 megs of RAM, 10 gigs of storage, a 450 MHz processor and it comes with a 17 inch monitor all for $799.99. / That's... |
Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 >>