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| clanofthecats.com/d/20030216.html | We were just arguing over, um... uh, wallpaper. Yeah, wallpaper for the baby's room. Paul wanted yellow and I said pink. / WHAT?! / Now, look. Deputy Hart said you reported a 245, an assault with a deadly weapon. That's a long way from a spat over pink wallpaper. / It was a big spat, Sheriff. I mean,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030217.html | Daddy, please. / Ben? / It's like the girl said. She and Paul, uh... they got into an argument, and it got slightly out of hand. The boy's gone off to cool down. / Now you listen here, Ben. That's not what you reported!! / That's what I'm reporting now! There's no need for you to get involved! We'll... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030218.html | I swear that Ben... Sarah, get me Deputy Hart. / Joan? Ben changed his mind. Apparently his daughter and son-in-law only had a spat over wallpaper. / That's what the girl claims, but they're covering up something. / I still want you to be on the look out for the boy. If you see Paul, nab him and hold... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030219.html | Uggh! / Get out... / Get out of my head!!! / Rrrrwoaaarr! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030220.html | Ughh! / Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... / RRRWOAR! / What's going on in here?! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030221.html | BAD CHELSEA! We DO NOT attack our guests, especially when they come to us for help! / Grrrrrrr / Don't you get sassy with me, young lady! / I think I can calm her down, well, actually the raspberry chocolate truffle ice cream will do the calming. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030222.html | I'm sorry, so, so very sorry. Boy, that's my theme song these days -- SORRY. / But the ghost is still inside of me and I don't know if I can hold it in. You've got to lock me up. Get me somewhere away from you all. / It's going to be okay, Paul. I promise. It will ALL be okay. / I guess YOU would... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030223.html | I called Jacob. He has a talisman that will hold the ghost at bay until we are ready to... do whatever we're going to do. / I want you to know that I am profoundly sorry. If I hadn't been so stubborn, if I had just believed... / Well, now you do. You DO, right... / I do. Boy, do I do. / Doo-be-doo-be-doo,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030224.html | You CAN'T arrest Paul! I won't let you! Whatever you think he did, it's not his fault, so just go on! / I'm sorry, Chelsea, but I have a job to do. The sheriff believes Paul tried to kill his wife, and that means I have to take Paul in. / And you BELIEVE that? / Chelsea, I appreciate what you're doing,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030225.html | While they are talking, I wanted to let you know that I... I didn't mean to run away from Cynthia after I tried to... I thought if I got to Chelsea, she could fix this, her being a witch... and what not. / I've been stubborn in the past and I'm sorry that I... when you hit Chelsea, I should have believed,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030226.html | I know what you are, Chelsea. I was there when your grandmother performed the ritual that would help you control the panther. I was the one who shot the panther with a tranquilizer dart. / I was the one who first noticed your tracks near the body of the Crenshaw girl, but I never said a word to the... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030227.html | I have to take Paul in, even if he is innocent. If we have him in custody, then we can PROVE his innocence or guilt. We can help him, Chelsea. / I can't let you do that. If Paul FREAKS out again, he may try to hurt you, and we both know where that could lead. / You have to forget you found him. / I... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030228.html | When you and your friends did not arrive at the shop, I became concerned and apparently, with good reason. What seems to be the matter? / Like I TOLD YOU, Paul is in trouble. Now he's in even BIGGER trouble. Joan and I... I mean DEPUTY HART, and I are negotiating on how to get Paul out of this... TROUBLE.... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030301.html | I'd like to know what that OR ELSE was all about too. / Welll... / I... I hate to interrupt, Deputy Hart, but I think it IS best that I go with you. First, there is something very important Chelsea and I need to do. / Paul... / When you told me of your theories involving the little Crenshaw girl... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030302.html | Are you ready? / I think so. / You're not ready until you KNOW so. Just as YOU KNOW there is a God in heaven, that is how strongly you need to believe we will get rid of this ghost. Got it? / Got it. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030303.html | So much for the easy part. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030304.html | Do you have it? / Yes, my dear Morana, WE have it. / It never ceases to amaze me. Such an ordinary object can yield such incredible power. / With this Kris, we will be able to retrieve Dracula with ease. / Indeed. / Now, all we have to do is start a war. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030305.html | Ben, I want to thank you for what you did for Cynthia and Paul this evening. It took a lot of heart to cover for Cyn like that. / Hell! None of it makes any sense anyway. Why the hell did Paul attack Cynthia in the first place? I mean, I was mad about her abortion, still am, but I'm NOT going to kill... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030306.html | Ben, my dear, there is something about OUR world you need to understand. It's not exactly the way you think it is, and it concerns Chelsea and Corrine, and now, Cynthia and Paul. / So, your whacked out daughters have finally gotten to you. Well, don't include MY daughter in any whacked out, mumbo jumbo...... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030307.html | Okay, okay, your daughters are special. Now, let's just back up a bit. What's all this about Paul being POSSESSED? / I should have told you a long time ago. I'm so sorry, Ben. We were all just so afraid of how you would react. Lord, I hope you are ready for this. / I'm ready! I'm ready! Hell, I'll... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030308.html | You want to run that by me one more time? Your daughters are superhuman witches? Paul is possessed by a ghost? Is that it? / Pretty much. / Sit down, Ben. I know this is a lot to take at one time. / A lot to take?!! It's insane!!! / No, Ben. It's not. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030309.html | Mama's right, Ben. I am a witch, and a very unusual one at that. As mama said, I change into a cat, well, a panther actually. / You're both NUTS! / Ben, simmer down. / Unfortunately, I don't have time to demonstrate. / Hey, what's going on? What's all the yelling about? Is Chelsea here... oh, hee,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030310.html | With this circle we invoke the God and Goddess and ask them for their guidance here tonight. Help guide this lonely spirit to a restful home. / Paul, I'll need you to drink that tea. / What is it? / It's Angelica tea. It will help dispel the spirit. / Grandma, Jubal, hold these herbs tight and then... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030311.html | Hello, Ben. Looks like you were in quite a hurry to get here. You know, it only takes a few seconds to put on a pair of pants and a shirt. / I want a word with you! / I TOLD you PAUL and CYNTHIA had an argument over wallpaper! What the hell are you arresting him for? / The boy has as much as confessed... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030312.html | Out of this body. Out of this mind. Do no more harm, to this friend of mine. Out! Out! OUT!!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030313.html | Ben, you had better back down, or I'll have you up on charges too! / And I'll have your ass out of this office come November! I have pull in this town, remember?! / That may be, but while my ASS is IN this office, I'll uphold the law! / Ben, I think it's best that you tell the sheriff what really... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030314.html | The truth has to be told, Ben. I can't protect you any longer. / Deputy! / Sheriff, Paul never hit anyone. Ben lied all about it. / Joan, if you're lying about this... you just better not be. / I'm surprised you didn't see it yourself, Sheriff. What's easier to believe? Paul, a good citizen and Christian,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030315.html | Did it work? / I don't know. / It worked, Chelsea. I was thrown out of the circle, but the ghost is trapped inside. / The circle is made of garlic and salt, but it will only hold him for a minute. Now, we need to light the Angelica. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030316.html | Now, move in closer to the circle! Trap him! / Paul, are you ready for what we discussed? / Absolutely. / Cynthia, I need you next to Paul. / In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, I command you to leave this place! Leave our home! Take your vengeance elsewhere! Leave my family alone! / You... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20030317.html | Preach all you want, but it will not sway me to leave my own home. The guilty must be punished. / The guilty? / LET HE WITHOUT SIN AMONG YOU, CAST THE FIRST STONE! You gave your own daughter an abortion to save yourself embarrassment. Don't talk guilty to us! / A boy was attacked by a shark, and your... |
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