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Ye can't do yer little magic tricks while yer in my grasp. Ye have no choice but to answer me! Now, where is my grimoire? / Rwwwooorr / You can't beat her. She may be raw and untrained, but she is a thousand times stronger than you! / She'll have to be, for what I'm going to do to her!
I'll give ye one final chance. Where's my grimoire? / Bite / BaBoom
Priestess!! That explosion -- what happened... if we may ask? / Ye may... ASK. / Have ye prepared the witch? / Yes. / Good. Sebastian is dead. I feel... sad. I'm certain my mood shall pass when I start on the witch. / Ye might want to move to the other end of the castle -- her screams will certainly be a wee bit deafening.
Time to wake up my wee lass. / You better let me go or I'll... / ... do nothing. / There'll be no magic or beasties from ye my wee one. Ye've been bound in more ways than one.
I do hope ye like the BINDING choke I've given ye. / My servants slipped it on ye while ye were NAPPING and now yer as helpless as a -- kitten. / I do feel that the CHOOKE is so much better than those long drawn out rituals OTHERS use for binding. / It keeps things simple -- as should we. What ye say that we start out a bit on the mild side and then work our way up?
 
I don't care what you want! I don't care what you do to me! I will not tell you anything you crazy -- / Crazy? Aye, like ye will be one day. As to what I want, well, I just want to hear ye scream. / -- and I don't think ye'll be able to deny me that -- / Krrackk! / Hmm, shouldn't they be, like, BACK?! Oh Lord, now it's up to me I suppose. / Should I try and rescue them myself, get help or -- / Hello! / Yaaaaaaa!!!! Who are you?! / Yaaaaaaa!!!! Who are you?! / I am the Sprite and I am on a mission for this thing they call loooove -- / This thing -- called love -- I just can't handle it -- / This thing -- called love -- I just can't handle it -- / Wait! Why are you HERE? / I'm searching for my true love. She's a happening little shapeshifter-witch that I rescued on one of my heroic adventures. / But I lost her. I have to find her. She's my only true love. / Shapeshifter? Witch? Chelsea? / You're in love with Chelsea?!?! / Oh, is that her name?
You've got to help me! Your true love may be in trouble! / TROUBLE?! Right here in River City!? / With a Capitol T! / Robert Preston aside, here's the scoop. Sebastian had decided to show Chelsea ol' evil Elly's past, so that the brunette Buffy could take her down. / He didn't stop there though. He took her on to Eleanor's dimension. Problem is, Chelsea can't win without help. / I just hope they're going to be okay.
I need you to go to the witch's dimension and scope things out. They won't detect you as easily as they would me. / Aye, Captain! / I'm going to get reinforcements. When you return lay down what you know and we'll weekend warrior all the bad guys. / I know a couple of elves. / DON'T GET LOST! Your true love is counting on you! Focus on her and the directions I gave you. You've got to find her. / LOST?! Ha! I can't get lost! How CAN I get lost? I don't even know where I'm going.
Chelsea's still in her room? That door's been closed all morning. I hope she's okay. / Chelsea are you all right? You're not sick are you? I know the last couple of days have been distressing, but things will work out. / Your friend Raven is coming this afternoon and I thought it would be fun to have a cookout -- Chelsea please try and think positive. / Chelsea?
Riiiiing! Riiiiing! Riiiiiing! Riiiiiing! / Good morning, WEDN, we play the hits of paradise, yes I KNOW that sucks, how may I help you? / Uh -- um -- Ruth, heh -- sorry. What can I -- Chelsea? No I haven't seen her this morning, but she usually stops by -- Sebastian's gone too? / I've looked all over and I've called everybody. I just know something's wrong. / Don't fret a minute Ruth, you know how she is and if she's with Sebastian, you know she's okay. / I really hate getting KILLED.
 
Of course the WORST part about being killed is having to start all over again. / Which life is this? Number FIVE or SIX? I forget. / Mew / Fortunately this will only last a day or so, but still it is quite annoying, especially when -- / Mew / Yippeeee! String!
Another annoyance is that my powers are greatly diminished. / No rescuing Miss Chelsea in this form! / Luckily I still have the power to run and hide.
I shudder to think what that evil witch is doing to my Miss Chelsea -- and it's all my fault. / The plan should have worked. The priestess should have taken my invitation to interrogate Miss Chelsea together. Her bloodlust would have overcome her and we would have taken her down. / Her eagerness to retrieve her grimoire outweighed her bloodlust. That's totally uncharacteristic of the Eleanor I knew. / The Mo'r Sine curse should rule over all other factors. She gave in to it. It must be this way -- unless. / THE CURSE! That's it! HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND?! -- Damn this urge to play! / Eleanor doesn't want to be a God to continue her evil. / She wants to be a God to break the curse! / -- but now that I know -- / How can I save the day like this?
Look, Ruth. You know Chelsea. She's flitted off on her own before. Like you said, she needs time to think things out. She'll be fine. / You're probably right Jubal, but I've just got this nagging feeling. / My shift is almost over. There are a couple of places Chelsea and I hang out. I'll check to see if anyone has seen her. / Besides, Raven is coming today.
Okay, I knock and knock and no answer. Are they not here? / Are you in there girl? I don't see you. / This is odd. I told Chels that I would be here today. Do I have the wrong day? / I hope everything is all right. / Bzz
 
Hey Rae! I got that info you wanted on those witch murders up in Canada and it's creepy, very creepy. / The girls were tortured to death, Rae. I mean brutally, but the last victim was the worst. She had a message carved into her chest. / A message? / It read "Touch not the cat bot a glove", whatever the hell that means -- Rae? Raven? Are you there?
You -- y-you haven't asked me any -- anything. I thought it was c-customary to ask q-questions of the people you torture? / I must be losing my touch. Ye made a coherent sentence. Most are screaming lunatics by now. / Those in the Northern Territory were. They broke very quickly, but they didn't know anything -- except for the last one. / She was a real witch, like ye and I are. She defied me -- at first. In the end she led me to the wee ones across the hall.
Yes, my young witch, there were more before ye. Seven to be exact and ye are the cause of their demise. / If ye hadn't cast the spell from my grimoire, all would be right with yer world, but ye did and I thank ye. The seven dead girls don't. / It was ye that woke me from my slumber, but I somehow believe ye know that already. / It was ye casting the spell that lead me to the Northern Territory and so many witches. / So many witches that screamed so -- beautifully, it was music.
Seven witches Chelsea. Ye killed them all. Ye set me loose, my wee one. Ye set the curse upon the world again! / One day ye will understand the reasons behind the things that I do and why I love it so. / And ye will understand why I must have my grimoire now. Ye will give it to me. Ye will help me in my ascension and ye will do it willingly -- / -- or YOU will be known as a far worse monster then I am. Now shall we continue.
Do you like this form? It's your mother. / Don't. Please, not like that. / Maybe you'd rather have your sappy boyfriend continue your voyage of unjoy? / Or perhaps -- your girlfriend? / No matter what babe, this is just a preview. Those little girls are going to break you. / Of course, knowing what the little wee ones will be going through, I'm certain ye will hand over the grimoire before it goes that far. / That be said, I still think ye need a bite more encouragement. What ye say we continue for a time. / And I think this form is best suited. Don't you agree baby? / Iiiieeeee!!!
 
Madam has a -- um, VISITOR. / Madam wishes to be ALONE! / Madam does comprehend the meaning of the word TOUGH? / Madam is going to shove her foot so far up your -- EON?!?! / Bubble bath!!
I suppose Kermit shall be staying for tea? / No nestea plung for me Benson, but a saucer of half and half would be a treat. / Maybe some shrimp on the side? / You have a purpose to being here, besides ruining my bath? / I have a story to tell, but then all cats do. That's not the point. / We have a situation. My brother and your sister are in trouble.
And that's the whole story. I'm sure that 'bastian had a plan when he led Miss Chelsea to the Uasal witch. / I waited and waited on them for them to return, but they didn't. They have to be in trouble. / Knowing my sister -- they are. / Knowing my brother -- we better hurry it up Sweet Buns!
My brother does mean wll and he is the most powerful of all my other brothers and sisters, but his decisions are sometimes -- / He's an arrogant little snot. / You always head straight for the point, don't you. / Always.
Holy secret hideouts! / A kitten does need to have her TOYS.
 
You're an assassin, aren't you? / I was. / I found it pays to be quite prepared when hunting down a malicious wizard or a berzerking morph. / Believe me, one can never be TOO prepared.#
Now then. I think I have everything -- chaingun, grenades, cannon, spells, healing herbs -- something I'm missing -- / What? No nukes? / That's it. Forgot the rocket launcher. / Madam, you have ANOTHER visitor. / This one is even more insistent than your jolly green midget friend. He claims to be with the authorities. / And like a good little butler you told him to GO AWAY. / Mr. Harris is in the study. / I guess that meant NO on the "Go away" thing. / That's it! I have to go back to the green muppet and get the directions to the dimension again. No way I can save my true love if I don't even know where she is. I don't think. / Hey -- wait a minute! That's not HER down there is it?
Chelsea and I had this visit planned weeks ago, so I don't understand why she's not here. No one is here. / I'm going to head over to Jubal's radio station. Maybe he knows -- / Are you my one true love? / I have to go Jules. There's a giant talking albino mosquito that wants to give me flowers -- yes, I'm fine.
I know I should be totally freaked out by this, but somehow it seems normal here. / Uh -- hello? / Oh, you're not HER. Will I ever find my true love or maybe more peanut butter cups? Do you know where the green cat went? / Down the rabbit hole? / Hole? / That's it!!!
Let's see -- turn left, then make a sharp reverse through the magic wormhole and to my true love! I got it!! / Okaaaaay, you're freaking me out just a little bit. I think I'll be on my way. / No time to lose! We need to go now! / Go? / Go wheeerrrrrrrr ----
 

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