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| No Need for Bushido! Page #40 | Ina: Yori, if you don't save me from that guy, nothing's going to be able to save you from me! / [[Yorikiro attacks the ninja.]]
/ Yorikiro: Ksaaaa! / [[The ninja blocks Yorikiro's attack.]] / Yorikiro: He blocked with the hilt of his knife? / Ninja 2: Honestly, I expected more of a fight from a boy... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=30 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #41 | [[Cho is sitting on the floor, meditating.]]
/ Cho: ...ohm, ohm, ohm, ohm... / < http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=31 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #42 | NNFB page#32 / [[The unnamed Ninja walks into Chen's room through a recently added hole-in-the-wall.]]
/ Unnamed Ninja: Don't interfere. / [[Chen adresses a sceptical-looking Yori.]]
/ Chen:A chinese philosopher once said, "The walrus attacks not the frogs. One's enemy is he who poses the greatest threat." / [[Yori... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=32 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #43 | [[Ninja faces off against Cho.]]
/ Ninja: I said don't interfere.
/ Cho: I follow the Tao above all else, and right now it's telling me to whoop your ass. / [[Ninja prepares to fling throwing knives.]]
/ Ninja: Then die. / [[Ninja hurls 4 throwing knives at Cho.]]
/ < http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=33 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #57 | Cho: Wow, that crazy Ronin guy was right. That was great tea.
/ Yorikiro: Uh, Ina, you wouldn't happen to have an extra mon for a certain financially depleted samurai, would you? / Ina: Nothing costs a yen anymore! What could you possibly be able to buy with just one?
/ Cho: Actually, it's probably best... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=47 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #103 | [[Ina and Yorikiro walk together.]]
/ Ina: Yori, last night, while waiting for you to wake up... I... I realized that- / Yorikiro: You like Ken better, isn't it? Girls always love the mean guys with the big swords...
/ Ina: No, it's not that. I just, well, I'm sorry.
/ Yorikiro: Sorry? You know... I... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=93 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #109 | Ina: Oh great, a rock quarry! Lets go around, it's going to take forever to get through this. / Cho: As one of my eldest friends in the shrine always said, "Remember that haste makes waste, for the quickest path between two lines is a straight point, but don't leave your keys on the table, because dinner... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=99 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #110 | Bunzo: FLYING ROCK JUTSU!!! / < http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=100 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #111 | Bunzo: Nice to have a friend around to save you, isn't it Samurai Boy? I bet you had a little help...
/ Bunzo: When you killed my buddies! / Ina: What are you talking about!? The ninja from the inn? They attacked us!! Anything that Yori or Cho did was in self-defense! / Cho: Even the crouching tiger... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=101 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #112 | Fumio: The old man should wake up soon... Those drugs wear off after just an hour or so.
/ Fujio: Unlucky sap, he's gonna be upset when he realizes where he is.
/ Fujio: Maybe I can convince them to get me some of those knock out drugs, I'd sure like to forget where I am for a bit. / Fumio: I'd be more... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=102 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #113 | [[Fujio, Masuhiro and Fumio are tied to the cell wall.]]
/ Fumio: Old man, are you OK?
/ Masuhiro: Did you say... Yorikiro Wataro?
/ Fumio: Yeah, you know the squirt? I'd like to thank him for all the troubles we're in!
/ Fumio: This ninja group overheard that we met some goofball samurai kid dressed in... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=103 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #113 | [[Fujio, Masuhiro and Fumio are tied to the cell wall.]]
/ Fumio: Old man, are you OK?
/ Masuhiro: Did you say... Yorikiro Wataro?
/ Fumio: Yeah, you know the squirt? I'd like to thank him for all the troubles we're in!
/ Fumio: This ninja group overheard that we met some goofball samurai kid dressed in... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=103 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #114 | Masuhiro: THIS ISN'T RIGHT. I NEED TO FIND OUT WHO REALLY HIRED THIS NINJA CLAN. / Fumio: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, POPS. THEY GAVE US ONE OF THEIR BEST GUARDS! WE AIN'T GETTING OUT OF HERE TILL THEY DRAG OUR CORPSES OUT.
/ Fujio: NOT THAT WE AREN'T OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS...
/ Masuhiro: SCREAM.
/ Fumio: WHAT? / Mouse:... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=104 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #115 | Guard: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?? / Guard: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE CAUSING TROUBLE! / Guard: NOW, WHAT WAS ALL THE DAMN SCREAMIN- / Guard: ABOUT? / Masuhiro: RARRRR!!!! / Guard: GUA!! / < http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=105 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #116 | Fumio: IF YOU CAN DO ALL THAT STUFF YOU JUST DID... HOW'D THEY EVER CAPTURE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
/ Masuhiro: YOU TRY RIDING FOR THREE DAYSIN THE HOT SUN ONLY TO GET ATTACKED BY AN ENTIRE NINJA CLAN. / Fumio: THAT'S IT? THREE DAYS OF RIDING TIRED YOU OUT?
/ Masuhiro: WELL...THEY ALSO USED KNOCK OUT... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=106 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #117 | Fujio: THEY HAVE NINJA GUARDING THE CAVE!
/ Fumio: THEY ARE NINJA, OF COURSE THEY'VE GOT NINJA GUARDING THEIR CAVE!
/ Masuhiro: LOOK, I'LL HANDLE THE GUARDS. JUST STAY HERE AND DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID. / Fujio: OH! ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT THING WITH YOUR FEET AGAIN!
/ Masuhiro & Fumio: ... / Fujio:... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=107 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #118 | Masuhiro: FIND YORIKIRO WATARO, AND WARN HIM ABOUT THE NINJA CLAN AFTER HIS LIFE, AND THE PLOT TO USE SUBTERFUGE TO INCITE A WAR BETWEEN THE WATARO AND SENSHIN CLANS.
/ Fumio: YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH US? / Masuhiro: NO, THERE ARE TOO MANY MYSTERIES AT HAND. I NEED ANSWERS, AND I BELIEVE THIS CLAN'S SUPREME... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=108 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #119 | Suzuka: OH. IT'S YOU. / Masuhiro: I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME.
/ Masuhiro: BUT WHETHER YOU LEFT ME TO DIE IN THAT DUNGEON OR NOT IS A TRIVIAL MATTER. / Masuhiro: I HAVE QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED. YOU WERE NOT HIRED BY HIROTOMO, OF THAT I'M SURE.
/ Masuhiro: WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS? DON'T... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=109 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #120 | Ken: GRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! / < http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=110 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #121 | Ken: IT'S OVER!! / < http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=111 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #122 | Ina: YOU'RE GOING TO THROW A MOUNTAIN AT US? / Bunzo: YES!!! AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DESTROY SUCH A ROCK NO MATTER HOW HUGE YOUR SWORD!!! / Bunzo: I'LL SHOW YOU COCKY LITTLE SAMURAI WHAT IT MEANS TO DEAL WITH BUNZO, ROCK JUTSU MASTA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! / Bunzo: YEAH, YOU'LL SEE! I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS WHAT'S... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=112 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #128 | Ina: So while we're here in Kyoto, what exactly was it you wanted to do?
/ Yorikiro Wataro: I'm betting Kyoto's full of sword shops just itching for browsing.
/ Ina: Unless you're planning on just window shopping, you'd best ask Ken for some- / Ina: Flipping Buddhas!
/ Yorikiro [[thinking]]: Ken's a Buddhist? / Peasant... http://noneedforbushido.com/index.php?view=archive&strip_id=118 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #129 | Yorikiro [[offscreen]]: Hey, purple jerk!
/ Purple Samurai: What in the Kami? / Peasant boy: Who the- / Peasant girl: How the- / Yorikiro: Why don't you try picking on someone of your own social status? Let's see just how tough you are when you aren't facing an unarmed kid. / Purple Samurai: Oh, good!... http://noneedforbushido.com/index.php?view=archive&strip_id=119 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #130 | Purple Samurai: Let's hear what kind of wisecracks you make once your head is lying next to your feet!! / Yorikiro: Bring it. / Purple Samurai [[lunging forward]]: Head cleaving attack! / Yorikiro: Too slow! / < http://noneedforbushido.com/index.php?view=archive&strip_id=120 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #140 | [[Yorikiro unsheathes his sword.]]
/ Yorikiro: Alright, Ronin. It's just you and me now. I never wanted to be the one that finished off your clan, but it has bees said that you can never argue peace with a Daisuke, particularly a drunk one. / Ken: Samurai think he so honorable! I'll tell you a two... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=130 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #167 | [[Masuhiro Senshin, disguised as a ninja confronts Suzuka in front of a group of off-screen ninjas.]] / Masuhiro: I see. I admire your ability to see through my disguise, but you will hold me no longer!
/ Masuhiro: What is your clan's purpose in capturing me? For what reason do you pursue Yorikiro... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=157 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #168 | [[Kenta "Ken" Daisuke stands outside a kabuki theater]] / PANEL 2:
/ Kenta "Ken" Daisuke: Nothin' like some high quality angst-filled romantic drama to make me question my contribution to the cruelty of the world through the pounding of unsuspecting individuals for theatre snack money. / Ken: Of course... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=158 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #175 | [[Cho, Ken, Yorikiro and Ina walk down a street. A building with red lanterns is ahead.]]
/ Yorikiro: That was some good food stuffs.
/ Ken: That restaurant was just lucky it had the best damn sushi I ever ate. / [[A woman grabs Yorikiro's robe.]]
/ Woman: Hey big boy, nice sword you've got there, can... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=165 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #189 | Cho: I must say, that was the most restful night I've had since Brother Tang accidentally knocked me out with a spiked club.
/ Ina: That certainly explains a few things . . . but I have to agree, I'm feeling far less on edge this morning.
/ Yori: Yeah, Ina, I haven't seen you in this sunny a disposition... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=179 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #190 | Ina: Ok, I'm not angry, I just wanna know who's responsible for this . . . / Ina: Well, that's great! I barely had enough for our rooms, so just how do you expect me to pay for this? / Ken: Whine, moan, complain! Geez, woman, it's getting old. / Ken: I'll get the damn money. Gimme five frickin' minutes. / Yorikiro:... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=180 |
| No Need for Bushido! Page #194 | Ennosuke Nakamura: It's horrible! Four of my actors were mugged in the street! They won't be able to work for days, let alone act! / Ken: Yeah, yeah, cry me a river some other time! What're you gonna do about it??
/ Ina: Hey, maybe he should be asking you the same question! / Ken: I mean, I . . . uh,... http://noneedforbushido.com/archive.php?strip_id=184 |