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No Need for Bushido! Page #326 Wu: Something's not right here! / Tang: True, he was slightly more difficult to beat last time. / Tang: Unless... / <> / Wu: It's not them! / Tang: Then where the hell are they?
No Need for Bushido! Page #341 [[Murasaki points.]] / Murasaki: By the kami! / Murasaki: I never thought I'd see you people again! / [[Yorikiro is shocked.]] / Yorikiro: Ina, it's the guy who killed me! / Ina: Tried... / Yorikiro: It's the guy who tried to kill me! / [[Ken yells at Yorikiro.]] / Ken: Another one? / Ken: Dammit, Wataro,...
No Need for Bushido! Page #1-3 Narrator: In the land of the rising sun, a tale of epic proportions unfurled. A tale encompassing love, war, intrigue, deception... / Narrator: ninja assassins, samurai warriors, blind taoist priests, pointy hats, and dysfunctional families... / Narrator: that historians forgot to put in the history...
No Need for Bushido! Page #4-6 Kagome: Dear, isn't it about time you told Ina about the wedding arrangement? / Masuhiro: Kagome, Precious, I was hoping you might inform her. / Kagome: You're not getting me to do your dirty work. You made the treaty, and you can tell her. / Misaki: You don't have to worry about that! I told Ina the...
No Need for Bushido! Page #7-8 Masuhiro: Ina? Ina, are you here? / Kagome: AHHHH! / Kagome: My silk sheets! / Masuhiro: I believe you're missing the full gravity of the situation. / Kagome: I know! They were brand new. / Ina: Who needs that ungrateful clan anyway? / Ina: I'm an intelligent, self-motivated, drop-dead gorgeous sixteen...
No Need for Bushido! Page #9-10 [[Ina is walking down a dirt path, carrying a sack.]] / Ina: Of course turning back now wouldn't be such a bad idea. By submitting to my father's decisions, I could, in fact, save my clan from war. / Ina: All I'd have to do is admit I was wrong. I'm sure they'd welcome me back with open arms and everything...
 
No Need for Bushido! Page #11-12 [[Two bandits look on Ina]] / Genshi: A lost girl. / Yukta: You shouldn't be out at night. There're all sorts or devious characters. / [[Fujio is holding a sword.]] / Fujio: Don't worry though, we can protect you. / Fumio: ...for everything you've got. / [[Yukta grabs Ina's arm and holds out his sword.]] / Ina:...
No Need for Bushido! Page #13 [[Genshi attacks.]] / Genshi: Ksaa! / [[Yorikiro backs up and steps on a rock.]] / <> / [[Genshi swings sword as Yorikiro trips.]] / Genshi: Hyaa! / [[Genshi misses Yorikiro and instead hits Yukta.]] / Yukta: Gah! / [[Yorikiro takes advantage of his position and stabs Genshi in the chest.]] / Yorikiro:...
No Need for Bushido! Page #14-15 [[Yorikiro looks to his right.]] / [[Yorikiro's sword breaks in two places.]] / <> / <> / Yorikiro: Holy flipping shnikies of death! That wasn't supposed to happen! / Fumio: What're you going to do now, samurai boy? You're fresh outta swords! / Fujiko: Ha! / Yorikiro: In a situation such...
No Need for Bushido! Page #16 [[Yorikiro runs up behind Ina.]] / Ina:That are you doing? / [[Yorikiro picks up Ina. She looks surprised. The bandits chase them.]] / Yorikiro: I'm rescuing you! / [[Yorikiro is carrying Ina.]] / Ina: It looks more like you're running away to me. / Yorikiro: The code of Bushido, the way of the warrior,...
No Need for Bushido! Page #17 [[Yorikiro is carrying Ina.]] / Yorikiro: Take a deep breath. / Ina: What? / [[Yorikiro and Ina are overlooking a waterfall. The bandits are still following.]] / Yorikiro: We're gonna have to jump. / Yorikiro: It's the only way to avoid being killed by those bandits! / Ina: Avoid being killed by killing...
 
No Need for Bushido! Page #18 [[Fumio and Fujio are standing on the cliff, looking down over the waterfall.]] / Fumio: They jumped! / Fujio: Uh, but didn't they just jump into water? / Fujio: Yeah! / Fujio: Uh, but didn't they just jump into water? / Fumio: Yes! / [[Close up of Fumio's eyes]] / Fumio: ...and if the water doesn't kill...
No Need for Bushido! Page #19-20 [[Yorikiro is seen through Ina's eye, blurry]] / Yorikiro: Hey! / [[Ina opens her eye a little more.]] / Yorikiro:Hey, girl! / [[Ina opens her eye more and Yorikiro is seen clearly.]] / Yorikiro:Wake up! / [[Ina is laying on the ground. Yorikiro is on all fours, looking into her eyes. They're both...
No Need for Bushido! Page #21 [[Ina takes the ribbon out of her hair.]] / Ina: So, umm, why are you wandering around this area? / Ina: Don't you have anything more important to do? / Yorikiro: What, saving you isn't important? / Ina: I mean... / Ina: Don't you have any family? Someone to stop you from fighting bandits or jumping off...
No Need for Bushido! Page #22 [[Ina waves.]] / Ina: Well, it's been fun, but I'm gonna get going. / [[Ina walks away and Yorikiro follows.]] / [[Ina looks uncomfortable as Yorikiro tries to follow casually.]] / Ina: Are you ogling me or what? / Yorikiro: Umm, I thought I'd go with you and protect you. / Ina: Yeah, you're real good...
No Need for Bushido! Page #23 [[Ina and Yorikiro are walking together on a road.]] / Yorikiro: So what's your name? / Ina: Ina. / Yorikiro: Just Ina? No clan name? / Ina: No! / Ina: Sorry... / Ina: And you? What's your name? / [[Yorikiro throws up his arms and yells.]] / Yorikiro: Call me , master of the martial arts and wielder...
 
No Need for Bushido! Page #24 [[Yorikiro and Ina stop at a crossroads.]] / Yorikiro: Onwards then! / Ina: Onwards where? / Yorikiro: Forwards! Ahead! / Ina: But forwards which way?? / Yorikiro: Ummm... / [[Yorikiro points forward.]] / Yorikiro: Wess- / Yorikiro: Sou- / Yorikiro: North! / Yorikiro: Definitely north! / Ina: Why north? / Yorikiro:...
No Need for Bushido! Page #25-26 [[Establishing shot of a town. Yorikiro and Ina approach a bridge.]] / Yorikiro: Ahh... civilization! / Yorikiro: Time to kick back, eat some food, and enjoy the scenery. / Ina: An ancient wise man once said, "Fair sight never filled empty stomach!" / Yorikiro: No wise man ever said that! / Ina: Well...
No Need for Bushido! Page #27 [[Inside restaurant.]] / Yorikiro: It's getting dark so let's find a place to camp. / Ina: Camp? But there's an inn right across the street! / [[Yorikiro against a sunny outdoor scene, with cherry blossom petals falling.]] / Yorikiro: I prefer to sleep under the stars, breathing the fresh air, and being...
No Need for Bushido! Page #28 [[Yorikiro and Ina, walking through the rain.]] / Ina: Agh! I'm getting soaked! Where's one of those paper umbrellas when you need one? / Ina: Geez, I just know I'm gonna catch pneumonia and die a slow, horrible- / Ina: Achoo! Aah! It's started! I'm dying! / [[Yorikiro starts to remove his outer garment.]] / [[Yorikiro...
No Need for Bushido! Page #29 [[Ina and Yorikiro, outside, in the rain.]] / Ina: Ouch! I stubbed my foot! I can't see a thing in this storm! / Yorikiro: Here, let me carry you. / Ina: What? No way! / Yorikiro: Just 'till we reach the inn. / [[Interior of inn. The sign on the front desk reads "Foreboding Ninja Death Inn".]] / Innkeeper:...
 
No Need for Bushido! Page #30 {{All one panel}} / [[ Ina is being held by Yorikiro who is standing in front of the door to the inn.]] / Ina: No honeymoon suite! / Yorikiro: But it's cheaper to get one room! / Ina: I'm not going to sleep with you! / Yorikiro: What? I never said that! / Ina: But your eyes did! / Yorikiro: My eyes? I think...
No Need for Bushido! Page #31 [[Yorikiro stands in the threshold of Ina's room.]] / Yorikiro: Ill be in the next room over if you need me. / Ina: I think I've had quite enough help from you for one day, Yorikiro! / [[Ina closes door.]] / <> / Ina: Hmph / [[Ina sees something surprising.]] / [[A rat is sitting on the bedding....
No Need for Bushido! Page #32 [[Yorikiro kicks down Ina's door.]] / <> / Yorikiro: Ina! What happened?? / [[Ina grabs Yorikiro.]] / Ina: Aratarat arataratarat aratarat / Ina: A rat! / [[Ina, still clinging to Yorikiro, blushes.]] / Yorikiro: So? / [[Ina pushes Yorikiro away.]] / <> / Ina: I want another room! I demand...
No Need for Bushido! Page #33 Narrator: Two dark figures leap silently from rooftop to rooftop, seeking their prey. / [[A ninja leaps down off the roof of the inn.]] / Guard 1: So I walked up to the girl with the low cut murasaki kimono and said, / Guard 1: "Hey babe, do you need a bodyguard?" / [[The ninja drops down behind the...
No Need for Bushido! Page #34 [[The two ninjas enter the inn.]] / [[The innkeeper sleeps at the front desk.]] / <> / [[A ninja raises the grip of his sword.]] / [[The ninja strikes the innkeeper with the pommel of his sword.]] / <> / [[A ninja takes the inn's logbook from a shelf. The book nest to the log is "Sun...
 
No Need for Bushido! Page #35 [[Yorikiro is awake in his bed, lookin at the ceiling.]] / {{Flashback is in monochrome.}} / [[Yorikiro thinks about his past.]] / Hirotomo: Yorikiro, although you're destined to lead our clan, your role is one of service. / Hirotomo: Even the needs of a daimyo come second to those of his followers. Do...
No Need for Bushido! Page #36 [[Ina is sleeping.]] / <> / [[Ina is still sleeping.]] / [[Ina wakes and looks up.]] / [[A shadowy figure is silhouetted against the entryway.]] / [[Ina sits up.]] / Ina: Yori, you pervert!! / Ina: What are you doing in my- / [[The figure is revealed to be a ninja.]] / Ina: Eep!
No Need for Bushido! Page #37 [[One ninja kneels beside Ina while the other looks on.]] / Ninja 1: It's not him! / Ninja 2: Quickly, silence her! / Yorikiro: Leave her alone / [[Both ninjas, startled, look at the door.]] / Ina: Yori! / [[Yorikiro stands in the doorway.]] / Yorikiro: Ninjas! I hate Ninjas! I don't know why you've come...
No Need for Bushido! Page #38 [[Yorikiro grabs his sword.]] / Yorikiro: It's cuttin' loose time! / Yorikiro: Flight of the White Lotus Attack! / [[Yorikiro swings his sword.]] / Ina: Great job, Yori! But when did you get your sword fixed? / Yorikiro: Fixed...? / [[Yorikiro looks at his broken sword.]] / Yorikiro: Holy flipping...
No Need for Bushido! Page #39 [[A ninja attacks. He cut's Yorikiro's upper arm.]] / <> / [[Yorikiro sheathes his broken sword.]] / <> / [[Yorikiro starts to swing the sheath.]] / Yorikiro: Head Bashing Sword Sheath Attack!!! / Ninja 1: Oh crap... / [[Yorikiro hits the ninja in the bask of the neck.]] / <> / [[Yorikiro...
 

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