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| Danny Pintauro | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080118_danny_pintauro.html |
| Koshiama Counts Down | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080129_koshiama_counts_down.html |
| Crossing the Street | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080130_crossing_the_street.html |
| Undress Me with Your Lazor Beam | undress me with your lazor beam
/ the sun shines down like a buried hatchet
/ the armies of Saturday Morning Television are on the march
/ find me with your looking glass
/ the TMZ.com Newscopter will be back with updates
/ on the hour http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080421_undress_me.html |
| Cling Clang Sing the Robots | cling clang sing the robots
/ drinking oil from their glasses
/ it's been a good year for automation
/ we've got the humans on the run http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080422_cling_clang.html |
| Dennis | Dennis the Menace...more like Dennis the Little Fucker http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080423_dennis.html |
| Over the River | over the river and through the woods
/ to damaged disk sector CS-001518 we go
/ I've brought a basket of goodies
/ and a book in Olde FORTRAN that I will read to Grandma
/ as she defragments http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080424_over_the_river.html |
| Daffy Duck's Alarm Clock | Daffy Duck's alarm clock has been smashed to bits
/ and magically reassembled by careless animators
/ countless times http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080425_daffy_ducks_alarm_clock.html |
| My Ears Pop | my ears pop as the sport utility vehicle climbs the hill
/ the soft leathers seats and digitally mastered piano jazz sizzle my brain
/ like diced pork in a wok
/ KATHUNKTHUNK
/ oh God what did we hit? http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080426_my_ears_pop.html |
| Be My Baby | be my baby
/ be my baby tonight
/ oh would you rather we just fuck?
/ sure I guess that's fine / GOAT: baaa http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080427_be_my_baby.html |
| Whosoever Pulls the Sword | whosoever pulls the Sword from the Stone
/ is rightwise King
/ born of England
/ offer not valid in Michigan and Tennessee http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080428_whosoever_pulls_the_sword.html |
| E-Commerce Supernatural Horror | DAHLIA: Hey, how did my Netflix queue get all screwed up? I had like 200 movies in here... / *POOF* / DAHLIA: Oh. Guess that was a dream. / DAHLIA: Oh crap, not again... / DAHLIA: Great. 200 meticulously selected films gone, replaced with Woodworker's Jamboree Vols. 1-17, some skateboarding documentaries...My... http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080505_e-commerce_supernatural_horror.html |
| cephalopod and son | CEPHALOPOD: this looks like shit son
/ SON: I hate you dad http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080601_cephalopod_and_son.html |
| Der Worm | DER HUR HUR HUR http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080602_der_worm.html |
| First Wish | NICK: I want you to conjure some new friends for me who actually SHARE SOME OF MY INTERESTS, like avoiding sunlight and listening to freeform radio and reading kitschy sci-fi novels and-- / WIZARD: Why don't I just make you less of a backward, spiteful social failure? / NICK: FUCK YOU http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080603_first_wish.html |
| sock it to me | NICK: Can't sleep until...comic is...done. Once you finish it maybe those assholes will finally respect you...you stupid sack of shit. http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080604_sock_it_to_me.html |
| unconditional love | DAHLIA [narration]: "Reality" television. / TV: i hate to be the one to show you this... / DAHLIA [narration]: You have always been faithful to me. Forgiven my transgressions. / TV: but as you can see it appears that Richard was with this woman last night... / DAHLIA [narration]: You give and give... http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080605_unconditional_love.html |
| Ottie's Birthday Surprise, Pt. 1 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20040828_otties_birthday_surprise_pt1.html |
| Out of Beans, Part 1 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20041203_out_of_beans_pt1.html |
| Out of Beans, Part 2 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20050122_out_of_beans_pt2.html |
| Space Value Circus, Part 1 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20050512_space_value_circus_pt1.html |
| Space Value Circus, Part 2 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20050512_space_value_circus_pt2.html |
| Space Value Circus, Part 3 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20050512_space_value_circus_pt3.html |
| Blue Jay Way, Pt. 1 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20070429_blue_jay_way_pt1.html |
| Blue Jay Way, Pt. 2 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20070429_blue_jay_way_pt2.html |
| Blue Jay Way, Pt. 3 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20070429_blue_jay_way_pt3.html |
| 4 a.m. in the Dahlhaus | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20070721_4am_in_the_dahlhaus.html |
| Whole Day Off, Part 1 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20071020_whole_day_off_pt1.html |
| Whole Day Off, Part 2 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20071020_whole_day_off_pt2.html |
| Whole Day Off, Part 3 | blank http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20071020_whole_day_off_pt3.html |