There's Something in the Air
[[ Alp and Ferdinand. Alp is holding a brown bottle. ]]
Alp: Check out my newest invention, beef-scented cologne!
Ferdinand: Hmm... It's not bacon, but I'm listening.
Alp: Made with real USDA prime beef, spray it on and you'll smell just like a steak. The chicks will find you irresistible!
[[ A television set appears! ]]
TV: Breaking news: Research has found that neurodegenerative diseases like Mad Cow are contagious when sprayed into the air!
Alp: Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.
Ferdinand: Of course it is! We can single-handedly initiate the zombie apocalypse!!
{{alt text: Neurodegenerative diseases, prions, mad cow, aerosols, and the zombie apocalypse.}}
{{title: One of the aspects of this comic I never seem to take advantage of enough is Alp's inventions. Okay, that will be my new year's resolution: more inventions from Alp... oh wait, that was my resolution LAST year...}}