Gaming Guardians- Sunday, August 20, 2000Target is in position, boss. Ready to move in at your command.
Wait for the signal, and don't be afraid to use your 4 sliders, boys!
So, Rand, how's the work at the Rival Gaming Corporation?
Easy as usual, for unlike your sidekick, mine actually works!
So where is JET v.3?
Um... none of your business!
That rendition of "Dwarfen Rhapsody" was sheer poetry..
Jolly Blackburn Hoody Hoo to you!
Get him, men!
Sweet Zombie Vasilakos!
Heh heh heh. While Apeface is away, I'm going to see how much "Dirty Laundry" I can dig up to use against him!
An hour later...
Amazing... Incredible! This is by far the most twisted secret a man could ever have! But I have no idea where to find Geekboy at that con...
EDG? Thank Gygax! Greg has been kidnapped by some hired mooks!
You have to save him!
Oh, I'll rescue him alright...
After all, you can't blackmail someone who isn't around to appreciate it. Heh heh heh...