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Supra-Canon TheatreNarrator: Thanksgiving Day. 10:05 AM
Jen: I got the turkey!
Roy: I hate that turkey. It's scrawny.
Milo: I can fix that!
Milo: With SCIENCE!
Jen: More specifically.
Milo: With my ray gun?
Jen: But how---uggh.
[[Roy, Jen, and Milo watch as the turkey is bombarded with rays by Milo's ray gun.]]
Narrator: Thanksgiving Day. 10:20 AM
[[A gargantuan zombie-turkey chases Roy, Jen, and Milo through the streets of Owl's Rock.]]
It's The Skeleton Guy![[A skeletal hand erupts from the snowman's face.]]
[[The snowman dissolves. Mr. Skeleton is revealed to be underneath.]]
Milo: Criminy! It's ... MR. SKELETON!
Mr. Skeleton: Aw jeeze, is dis a carrot nose? Oh, those goofy kids.
Mr. Skeleton: Oh hey, well if it ain't my best customer, Mr. Milo! And ... his friend 'ere. You!
Mr. Skeleton: That's the one!
[[A blue shirt lies in the snow a small distance away]]
Milo: What's with the snowman getup, Mr. S?
Mr. Skeleton: Oh, sometimes I'll zonk out 'round 'ere, an' if it snows, the kids, they dress me up as Frahsty. All good fun, ya know. Couldja get me my shirt there?
[[Mr. Skeleton starts putting on his shirt]]
Jen: Why were you falling asleep outside in the freezing cold?
Mr. Skeleton: Oh, you know how it goes.
Jen: No, I don't.
Mr. Skeleton: Sure ya do, Jane.
[[Mr. Skeleton puts on his shirt. It reads: NOT A SKELETON]]http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/05/its-the-skeleton-guy/
It's The Skeleton Guy!
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