Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 23, 2006
[[Chris putting on The Dude's shirt]]
Chris: Sweetie, did you have a growth spurt or something?
The Dude: I don't think so, Chris.
Chris: Huh...
Chris: Baby, I think I shrunk!
The Dude: That's insane...
Chris: Seriously baby, this shirt make me look like I'm twelve years old.
The Dude: Honestly, it's just a little longer because it's a dress shirt.
Chris: Oh.
[[beat]]
The Dude: What?
Chris: I donno, I was kinda expecting you to make a joke or something.
The Dude: With everything that's happened tonight, do you expect me to be on my "A" game right now?
Chris: I guess not. But it feels weird.
The Dude: If I bludgeoned Ben Affleck, would you feel better?
Chris: You'ld do that just to make me laugh?
The Dude: I'ld gladly do it as payback for sitting through "Surviving Christmas."
{{Thank you all for your kind words and well wishes. It's good to be back. --Jason}}