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Reborn without a Cause[[A zombie in a car runs a stop sign, through a giant rat, and over a puddle, splashing a pedestrian.]] <<ZOOM>> Policeman: Police! Stop! [[The zombie drives the other way and barely misses another person, who rolls out of the way.]] <<VOOSH>> <<DODGE!>> <<WHOA!>> Passerby: Watch it, man! What's wrong with you?? [[The zombie points at his front tire.]] Zombie: BRAAAAAAKES {{Halloween comics all the time forever starting now!! -Ray}}http://buttersafe.com/2010/11/02/reborn-without-a-cause/
Reborn without a Cause
Parts & Service[[A zombie stands in front of a store. On the roof of the store is a sign reading "PARTS & SERVICE]] [[Inside, a cashier is standing behind the register]] Cashier: Hello... how can I help... you? Zombie: PARTS Cashier: Make? Zombie: HUMAN Cashier: Well, let's see... [[The cashier holds up a human leg, heart and brain]] Cashier: Here? Zombie: THANKS [[The zombie is seated in front of a computer monitor]] Narrator: Later [[The zombie moves the mouse]] [[A portion of a webpage is shown, titled "ONLINE REVIEWS", beneath is a subtitle "PARTS & SERVICE". The cursor is hovering over a text-field reading "TYPE HERE TO REVIEW."]] [[A review is shown with five stars, reading "GREAT SERVICE" and signed "Zom B."]]http://buttersafe.com/2012/06/14/parts-service/
Parts & Service
Waiting in Line[[A man sweats miserably under the sun]] Man: IT'S HOT. [[A line of people stretch off into the distance next to a sign that reads DRINKING FOUNTAIN 900km]] Man: Also, this is probably THE LONGEST LINE EVER. [[A woman cheerily holds up her baby, which happily vomits on the man]] Man: and now the baby behind me is vomiting on me. Man: and the guy in front of me, he's a zombie. Zombie: braaains [[The zombie vomits on him]] Man: and he's vomiting on me too. Man: man, could this get any worse? SEVENTY-NINE YEARS LATER. [[The man jumps for joy as he finally reaches the drinking fountain]] [[The man bends down and tries to turn on the water]] <<Twist twist>> <<Twist twist>> [[A giant spout of flame engulfs the man's head]] <<VOOOSH!>> [[The man stands horrified as the skin burns off his skull]] [[Vomit spews on his head, putting out the fire]] <<Hiss sizzle>> [[The man's skull looks miserable again while the mother holds up her vomiting baby]] THE END. {{Author blurb: The great thing about fire is it really quenches your thirst.}}http://buttersafe.com/2008/03/25/waiting-in-line/
Waiting in Line
Oh No!Man: oh no! all my friends are ZOMBIES!! Man: SCARY zombies!! UGLY ZOMBIES!! BRAIN-EATING zombies!!! Zombies: oh no! Zombies: our friend is a RACIST. {{Postscript: They then proceeded to eat his brain in an ugly, scary fashion.}}http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/30/oh-no/
Oh No!
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