Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Header: Talking Cool About Sex: A Guide
Header: I like my women like I like my _________:__________
[ A table has the following options: composers:sad and Russian, cake:moist and near cake, supermodels:supermodels ]
Header: I like my men like I like my _________:__________
[ A table has the following options: coffee:Columbian and trapped in a bag, mathematical logic:formal and 80% male, celery:secretly coated in peanut butter ]
Header: I like my masturbation like I like my ________:_________
[ A table has the following options: whiskey:hidden in the bathroom, computer programmers:alone and devoid of emotion, comics:short and featuring Aquaman ]