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• Rejects in Blunderland

  [[Alex and Guide walk back into Blunderland.]] Guide: Ah, it is good to be back! Now, do tell me more about yourself, Master Alex! What is it you enjoy? Alex: Like what? Do you want to know what games I like? Guide: I would most assuredly enjoy hearing about them! [[Alex is deep in thought, thinking about a Stubbs the Zombie.]] Alex: Well, I really like this one game that's about a zombie in love and you play through the whole game trying to get back with your love. You can also eat people, blow things up... [[Guide is being attacked by Stubbs while Alex keeps thinking about Stubbs the Zombie.]] Alex: ... but yeah, mostly eat people. Heh. Eating people is cool. Guide: It most certainly is not cool! Now please stop thinking about that game. Please! Stubbs the Zombie: Brains...
  
  

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• Rejects in Blunderland

  [[Guide is holding a list in his hand.]] Guide: Due to the unfortunate encounter with one Stubbs the Zombie, I've assembled a list of things you should refrain from thinking about, Master Alex. Alex: Great... this sounds like a blast. Just hand it here already. [[A view of the list.]] List: #1: Explosions, #2: Velociraptors, #3: Zombies, #4: Rosanne Barr, #5: Nosferatu, #6: Dick Cheney, #7: Sharks, #8: Tim Allen, #9: The Borg, #10: Anything Alex: Seriously?! Do you honestly think that after what happened I would risk thinking about something like an -- [[An explosion goes off with a face and a gun.]] Alex: EXPLODING ROSANNE CHENEY RAPTOR ZOMBIE!!! RUUUUUNNNN!!!
  
  

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• Rejects in Blunderland

  [[The Exploding Rosanne Cheney Raptor Zombie is downhill from Guide and Alex, gun in hand searching for them.]] Alex: What do we do now, Guide? Guide: Master Alex, you must think of something to take the place of that thing. Alex: I don't get it. Why can't you just think of something? Guide: It's a long story, but suffice it to say I can't. Alex: Anything, right? Well, I think I know just what we need -- well, what I need. [[The monster has been replaced by a giant Twinkie.]] Alex: It's so... so... so beautiful.
  
  

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