( searching 12 episodes of Rejects in Blunderland!)
Rejects in Blunderland[[Alex and Guide walk back into Blunderland.]]
Guide: Ah, it is good to be back! Now, do tell me more about yourself, Master Alex! What is it you enjoy?
Alex: Like what? Do you want to know what games I like?
Guide: I would most assuredly enjoy hearing about them!
[[Alex is deep in thought, thinking about a Stubbs the Zombie.]]
Alex: Well, I really like this one game that's about a zombie in love and you play through the whole game trying to get back with your love. You can also eat people, blow things up...
[[Guide is being attacked by Stubbs while Alex keeps thinking about Stubbs the Zombie.]]
Alex: ... but yeah, mostly eat people. Heh. Eating people is cool.
Guide: It most certainly is not cool! Now please stop thinking about that game. Please!
Stubbs the Zombie: Brains...http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0007.html
Rejects in Blunderland
Rejects in Blunderland[[Guide is holding a list in his hand.]]
Guide: Due to the unfortunate encounter with one Stubbs the Zombie, I've assembled a list of things you should refrain from thinking about, Master Alex.
Alex: Great... this sounds like a blast. Just hand it here already.
[[A view of the list.]]
List: #1: Explosions, #2: Velociraptors, #3: Zombies, #4: Rosanne Barr, #5: Nosferatu, #6: Dick Cheney, #7: Sharks, #8: Tim Allen, #9: The Borg, #10: Anything
Alex: Seriously?! Do you honestly think that after what happened I would risk thinking about something like an --
[[An explosion goes off with a face and a gun.]]
Alex: EXPLODING ROSANNE CHENEY RAPTOR ZOMBIE!!! RUUUUUNNNN!!!http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0008.html
Rejects in Blunderland[[The Exploding Rosanne Cheney Raptor Zombie is downhill from Guide and Alex, gun in hand searching for them.]]
Alex: What do we do now, Guide?
Guide: Master Alex, you must think of something to take the place of that thing.
Alex: I don't get it. Why can't you just think of something?
Guide: It's a long story, but suffice it to say I can't.
Alex: Anything, right? Well, I think I know just what we need -- well, what I need.
[[The monster has been replaced by a giant Twinkie.]]
Alex: It's so... so... so beautiful.http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0009.html
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