WOBBiE and the Oh-Oh Robot
The Boring Rocks: All right, and next on the agenda at the Boring Rocks town meeting...
The Boring Rocks: We're going to hear from local businessman Mr. WOBBiE!
Lava King: Oh no. Not him.
WOBBiE: Thank you sirs! Now as some of you know, The Boring Rocks comic is now on the OhnoRobot webcomic search engine!
WOBBiE: This is not only great for our existing fans, but could help us get new readers! But not without making changes first! Changes like...
Pilot: Better writing?
Kocoh: A Campbellian hero's journey?
Fwubo: Fewer spelling errors?
Superthing: Actual jokes? Or y'know, a Superthing revival comic. Or jokes.
WOBBiE: WRONG! We need BUZZWORDS! Fred, bring 'er out!
WOBBiE: Introducing WOBBiEpro's new Oh-Oh Robot! Turn it on, and it spews keywords! Go!
Oh-Oh Robot: pirate ninja robot cyborg zombie vampire video game super hero super villain hot cool politics parody satire wizard magic Nintendo Microsoft Mac Apple PC DC Sony puzzle space alien rock guitar dinosaur science physics philosophy ghost werewolf theater cow music boy girl man woman fish Star Wars Japan anime manga talking cat explosion action bomb gun sword Marvel funny joke penguin ninja humor ah librarian Warcraft Obama cyborg zombie
Kocoh: I can hear the new readers already, WOBBiE.
Fwubo: Yeah, they're screaming about our utter lack of shame.
Superthing: Ooh! How about a Campbell-type myth...except about SUPERTHING! We can spell, too!
