Clearly, He's Thought About This Before
[[John and Nathan are leaving a movie theatre. We can see the big marquee in the background that has the title of the movie. In this case it's RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION. Neither of them look too pleased about the movie. John is holding a soda]]
Nathan: Man am I glad we didn't go see that on opening night.
John: Would you do a chick zombie?
[[Nathan goes from pissed about the movie to taking John's question completely seriously]]
Nathan: Depends on the degree of decomposition. I mean if she's been a zombie for over a week, then no. But if she had just turned, then yeah, or course.
John: You'd have to do her doggy style though. That way, she can't bite you.
[[Nathan looks as if his intelligence had just been insulted. John tosses his soda away. What a litter bug]]
Nathan: Well, that just goes without saying.