Creep House for August 10, 2009
Dracula: Bleuh, I feel much better. Ahh, look my friend. Some fiiiine honeys over there.
[[Skullkor imagines jars labeled "Fine Honey"]]
Skullkor: This could be a great boon to my toast-making efforts.
Dracula: Uh, hello? You are not checking out the honeys.
Skullkor: Oh.
Dracula: Vhat do you vant to bet I can get one of them to come home with me tonight?
Skullkor: No bet. You'll just cheat and hypnotize them anyway.
Dracula: HYPNOSIS IS NOT CHEATING
Skullkor: I no longer believe that hypnosis is cheating. However my belief that you are a creepy douche remains unchanged.