Visit Scenic Zombie Island! ? Interesting Times[[The author angrily shakes his fist at no-one in particular.]]
I got turned down for that job I talked about yesterday.
[[The author is wearing a stovepipe hat, labelled "thinking cap".]]
I wanted to be more original than just starting another fire, though...
[[Two people are panicking in the midst of a crowd of shambling monsters. A large sign in the background reads "WELCOME TO ZOMBIE ISLAND."]]
So, I pulled some strings and had them deported!