A day on the USS Enterprise, by Pinces
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[[A day on the USS Enterprise, by Pinces]]
Kirk: Sulu, maximum warp!
Kirk: Sulu?
[[Sulu passed out with a bong]]
T-800: Target Acquired: Kyle Reese
[[Chekov looks surprised]]
Chekov: Nyet!
[[The shadow of the T-800 advances on Chekvo]]
[[Bones skewers the T-800's head with his sword]]
Bones: Riders of Rohan! Unite!
Kirk: Bones? What the hell is that horse doing on the bridge?!
[[Spock creeps up on Kirk]]
[[Spock chokes Kirk from behind]]
Spock: I will take your powers, Kirk!
[[Spock is seen strangling an off-panel Kirk with Uhura in a tutu dancing ballet in the background]]
Kirk: Uhura *gurk* Stop dancing! Help!
[[A battered Kirk reaches for the intercom]]
Scotty: Cap'n! Tribble in th' enginge room! Bleedin' zombies all o'er!
[[Later:]]
Kirk: Pinces! Why am I the only normal one around here!?
Pinces: Sorry Chris Pine, you just haven't had any other significant pop culture roles.
