( searching 36 episodes of The Adventures of Captain Phlemschzois!)

• Doodles - Toucan Sam & Post-It Zombie

  In this comic: Toucan Sam, Buzz, Guitar God, Post-It Zombie [[Toucan Sam holds guns, fires into air.]] [[Buzz commands his forces]] [[Guitar God Rocks out]] [[POST-IT ZOMBIE!!!!!]]
  
  

  http://phlemschzois.smackjeeves.com/comics/580342/doodles-toucan-sam-post-it-zombie/

• IDWI - 9 - Fo' Realz

  In this comic: Captain Phlemschzois, Ko-Kaptain Kolliphlower Think, Phlemschzois. What do you already know? Captain Official said that he has not yet received contact from Ferdinand or from anyone in D-19. He also said something about zombies. Even though he's not yet been contacted... Zombies? Yeah, he seemed pretty sure about it. D+ for you, Official. You have failed to cite your sources. He's already looked up the exact definition of zombie and documented the "event". With Official on the watch, even if there weren't zombies he would make sure that there were. heh heh. Cuz he's so... official... We need to secure Division-20 immediately. Get Captain Lieutenant on the communicator. Yes Sir, Captain! And be sure to tell him about the zombies.
  
  

  http://phlemschzois.smackjeeves.com/comics/579519/idwi-9-fo-realz/

• IDWI - 8 - Teletransportado

  In this comic: Captain Ahab, Captain Ferdinand, King of the Aztecs, Zombies CAPTAIN FERDINAND! You have just won a once in a lifetime opportunity to check out thee mysterious happenings in D-19! Quien dijo eso? Our services will be there to pick you up momentarily. Have fun on your mission! [[Captain Ferdinand begins to disappear]] Odio ser teletransportado! [[TV turns off]] Captain? [[Captain Ferdinand stands in front of a break in a wall where an arm sticks out]] Donde estoy ahora?
  
  

  http://phlemschzois.smackjeeves.com/comics/571490/idwi-8-teletransportado/

• IDWI - Assassination

  In this comic: Captain QBazik, Co-Captain Quantum, Captain Ferdinand Quick! Get back on the computer! What's making the "thud" noises? <<THUD!>> The computer reaffirmed my scanners. The evil organization LEGION is trying to get into our Division from Division 10. But something else is going on too... <<ZZZT!>> Capitan QBazik? Me alegra encontrarlo! Donde esta? Y donde estoy? Captain Ferdinand? On Solack? How'd he get to D-19? What's he saying? Un portal a otros mundos ha abrido. No se por que, o quien es responsible. Ahora los muertos estan atacando mi Crew! I'll plug it in to an online translator. I'll get a dictionary. Me habria quedado en casa hoy... LEGION! Zombies! Holy Pong. Holy Linux.
  
  

  http://phlemschzois.smackjeeves.com/comics/577468/idwi-assassination/

• IDWI - 10 - Captain O'Lieutenant

  In this comic: Captain Phlemschzois, Kings [[At The ICC in Division-1]] This has gone on long enough. I have sent Lieutenant to Division-20 to contain Official. He's probably instated martial law by now. What do you think he's talking about? Surely you've heard of the zombies reported by Captain Official. We had to either confirm the report or relieve the Captain of duty. As Kings you must know what's going on. You even said that you created some chaos to bring us back to popularity. <<Pfffpbbbtttbtbpbtpbt>> APRIL FOOLS! In this case, that's you! So, pfffbbbt, zombies, you say? I just want to say that we had nothing to do with it. This isn't funny. People in D-20 are on hunger strikes. Hunger strike? For what? For Food! Lieutenant took away their food supplies and lit it all on fir. I guess they'll just have to get used to the taste. Or maybe Official was just trying to cook his way out of custody. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  
  

  http://phlemschzois.smackjeeves.com/comics/584189/idwi-10-captain-olieutenant/

• The Escapades of Captain Lieutenant - Secret Weakness

  In this comic: Captain Lieutenant, Sergeant Incorporeal [[On Captain Lieutenant's ship, Sergeant Incorporeal is sitting at the steering wheel. Lieutenant rushes in.]] Captain Lieutenant: Sergeant! You're a ghost! Sergeant Incorporeal: Thank you, Haley Joel Osment. I hadn't noticed. Captain Lieutenant: Can you talk to other dead people? Even if they're not ghosts or anything? Sergeant Incorporeal: Yeah, why? Captain Lieutenant: Captain Ferdinand fought the zombies, right? Maybe he knew something we don't. You can go back to the spirit realm, talk to Captain Ferdinand, and maybe he can tell you the zombies' one weakness! [[Awkward silence.]] Sergeant Incorporeal: Captain Ferdinand died. If he knew that the zombies had some secret weakness, he would have lived. Sergeant Incorporeal: In any case, we're about to land on planet Melas. We can finally visit Captain Hoodoo, and I'm not taking another detour now. Captain Lieutenant: You never go with my ideas... [[Alt text: Aww, man! He bought a Spanish-English dictionary and everything!]]
  
  

  http://phlemschzois.smackjeeves.com/comics/686916/the-escapades-of-captain-lieutenant-secret-weakness/