The Cynic's Pascal's Wager
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The Cynic's Pascal's Wager:
Doubt God and rot eternally.
Believe in God and live forever.
Or make friends with a zombie
and split the difference.
{{That's using your brrrraaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnssss...}}