Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!Melvin: It started four years ago. I was chasing a necromancer and finally found his realm -- this one.
Melvin: And then I realized it had been a trap. The portal I came through lets undead go in and out, but living flesh can only enter. I had to adopt the techniques of my enemy to survive.
Melvin: When I discovered his plan with the giant zombie turkey, though, I had my minion sneak in and attach a note with directions to the portal you used to reach me, and --
[[off-screen]] Unknown: Melvin, uh... What note?
Melvin: Do you mind? I'm trying to narrate here.