The Waffliest Wish

[[Reginald clutches his stomach.]] Reginald: Man, I wish I had some waffles! <<~grrmmbl>> [[Reginald opens his mouth in surprise, holding two waffles which have appeared in a cloud of smoke.]] <<POP>> [[Reginald shouts to the sky.]] Reginald: I wish I had a trampoline!! [[Reginald stares. The trampoline has not appeared.]] [[Reginald sees a calendar, with a picture of him riding a horse.]] [[Zoom-in on one day of the calendar, listed: "ONE FREE WISH DAY".]] [[Reginald stares again.]] Reginald: Aw nuts [[Reginald stares at the sky. Beartato sails past in a rocket ship.]] Reginald: Awww nuts {{Alt text: Harrison asked for a dirtbike; Rudy got a taser. Gary wished for more wishes but that's illegal so he got arrested.}}

http://nedroid.com/2010/02/the-waffliest-wish/

Real Ninjas Don't Use Drawstrings

[[Reginald is shown wearing a poorly made ninja suit.]] Reginald: Beartato! Check out my ninja suit! [[Beartato stares.]] Beartato: Is that a garbage bag? Reginald: It is a NINJA BAG. [[Reginald displays three CDs.]] Reginald: But check out my ninja sta- Reginald: My ninja CIRCLES. [[Beartato looks at a CD. It has a robot picture on it.]] Beartato: These are CDs. Beartato: These are MY CDs. [[Reginald stares at the CD.]] Reginald: I didn't know you had the new steromime! [[Reginald continues staring. Beartato watches.]] Reginald: We should listen to this. Beartato: Yeah we should. [[Reginald and Beartato, now both in ninja garbage suits, dance an awesome dance to an awesome boombox.]] Stereo: it's a nice day / and the weather is great / think i'll go outside // and celebrate {{Alt text: My ninja suit size is 'Hefty'}}

http://nedroid.com/2009/01/beartato-52/

Stir Crazy

[[Reginald is indoors. Snow is coming up to the window.]] Reginald: Beartato, I can't stand being snowed in another day! I've got cabin fever, I'm going stir crazy! [[Shouting at a cushion]] Reginald: Beartato! Answer me!! [[He stares at the cushion for a long while]] Reginald: Okay okay shut up a minute [[Hushes the pillow]] {{Beartato, it is rude to melt into another dimension while I'm talking to you!}}

http://nedroid.com/2010/02/stir-crazy/

Stir Crazy

[[Reginald is indoors. Snow is coming up to the window.]] Reginald: Beartato, I can't stand being snowed in another day! I've got cabin fever, I'm going stir crazy! [[Shouting at a cushion]] Reginald: Beartato! Answer me!! [[He stares at the cushion for a long while]] Reginald: Okay okay shut up a minute [[Hushes the pillow]] {{Beartato, it is rude to melt into another dimension while I'm talking to you!}}

http://nedroid.com/2010/02/stir-crazy/

Easily Amused

[[Reginald is at his computer]] Reginald: click Reginald: Beartato hasn't updated his website in ages. Reginald: What an outrage! [[Reginald approaches Beartato]] Reginald: Beartato! [[Reginald lies on the floor next to an upside-down Beartato]] Reginald: Entertain me. Beartato: honk! [[Reginald stares ahead, his mouth open]] Reginald: That's why you're the master, Beartato

http://nedroid.com/2008/09/beartato-32/

Harrison Stories, Featuring Reginald

Harrison: ...and then they said I was the chosen one and brought me down here to fulfill my destiny. What about you? How'd you end up down here? Reginald: Oh, well, I was... at home, and a... cyborg angel appeared and... and she said I was the chosen one and that I'm handsome, so she brought me down here to... to fulfill my... [[Harrison crosses his arms and just stares at Reginald. Reginald stops talking.]] [[Reginald looks sheepish]] Reginald: I fell down a hold

http://nedroid.com/2009/10/harrison-stories-featuring-reginald/

Compizza

[[Reginald is at the computer, Downloading a pizza.]] Reginald: Boy, I can't wait until this computer pizza is finished downloading. [[Zoom out to reveal Beartato.]] Reginald: I'm going to take a MEGA BITE! [[Reginald stares at Beartato.]] [[Beartato looks back awkwardly.]] Beartato: Cool. [[Reginald starts crying.]] [[Beartato is in a library, Reading a book called "Computer things".]] Narrator: Several weeks later, At community college: Beartato: Ohhhh. {{It meant two things!}}

http://nedroid.com/2012/03/compizza/

Stubby Little Springs

<<ASK BEARTATO>> Beartato: Today's letter is from Sanjay. He writes, "Beartato, how high can you jump?" Let's find out. [[Reginald stands by, slurping a soda. Beartato attempts a jump.]] Beartato: <<hurk!>> [[Beartato clears Reginald's head with triumph. Reginald slurps.]] Beartato: haaa! [[Reginald watches Beartato fly away. He's going, going... Reginald stares in awe.]] [[The letter from Sanjay has been left on the ground near Reginald.]] Reginald: Curse you, Sanjay, for taking away my friend. {{Beartato lands on a planet just like Earth and meets an identical Reginald. This is canon!}}

http://nedroid.com/2009/07/stubby-little-springs/

Stubby Little Springs

<<ASK BEARTATO>> Beartato: Today's letter is from Sanjay. He writes, "Beartato, how high can you jump?" Let's find out. [[Reginald stands by, slurping a soda. Beartato attempts a jump.]] Beartato: <<hurk!>> [[Beartato clears Reginald's head with triumph. Reginald slurps.]] Beartato: haaa! [[Reginald watches Beartato fly away. He's going, going... Reginald stares in awe.]] [[The letter from Sanjay has been left on the ground near Reginald.]] Reginald: Curse you, Sanjay, for taking away my friend. {{Beartato lands on a planet just like Earth and meets an identical Reginald. This is canon!}}

http://nedroid.com/2009/07/stubby-little-springs/

Won?t Get Fooled Again

[An excited Beartato alerts Reginald] Beartato: Reginald, Come Quick! There's a unicorn pegasus in the backyard! [Beartato and Reginald stand Backyard] [A pegasus is seen eating apples from a tree] Beartato: Ha Ha! april fool! It's just a regular pegasus! Reginald: Beartato... April fool's day was yesterday. You just mis-fooled. [A worried Beartato stares at Reginald] Beartato: Oh... Oh NO! [Beartato is seen sitting in a jail cell, an expression of boredom, coupled with sadness, is plastered on his face] {{Who cares about a dumb ol' regular Pegasus}}

http://nedroid.com/2011/04/wont-get-fooled-again/

I Valentried

[[Reginald kneels, eyes closed, singing a song to his valentine.]] Reginald: Oh valentine, I think you're swell, I think you're kind and cute as well. [[Reginald opens his eyes and continues to sing, arms outstretched.]] Reginald: I think you're fine, I think you're neat, so please be mine, that would be sweet. [[Reginald's valentine stands shocked as he continues to kneel.]] [[The girl closes her door and continues to stare through the window in her door.]] [[The girl stares out through another window as Reginald realizes she didn't enjoy it.]] [[Reginald turns around and shouts to Beartato.]] Reginald: Beartato! Plan B! [[Beartato runs towards her house with a quiver, bow, and arrow as Reginald gives him a thumbs up approvingly.]] Beartato: On it

http://nedroid.com/2012/02/i-valentried/

And That?s My Dating Advice

Beartato: Just remember to RELAX, and pull her chair out for her. And try to compliment her on her hair. Ladies love that. Beartato: And if you get nervous, just don't panic. Don't fall back on the "your face" line. It's stupid. Reginald: YOUR FACE is stupid. Reginald: ... sorry. {{Later in the evening, at a romantic candlelit restaurant. Reginald sits with an attractive blonde.}} Reginald: {{thinking}} don't panic don't panic don't panic don't panic Blonde Girl: I love this restaurant! It's so pretty. Reginald: Your FACE is pretty. Reginald: Pretty ATTRACTIVE! Blonde Girl: {{wide eyed shock}} [[Reginald stares across the table, blonde girl looks away.]] Reginald: ZING!

http://nedroid.com/2009/01/beartato-137/