Kitty Litter (tea time of the dead)
Tea Time of the Dead by Ryan H. + Nathan B. Yay! This is fun!
Do you like the tea uncle Nathan?
I'm Not Drinking ANYTHING you give me!
sniff and to think I slaved all day mixing the right amount of toilet water into the kettle and this is the appreciation I get. Gulp
THPBT
You ok Dadda? choke choke.
Here, try a muffin. I made them out of cat food and stuff I found in Nathan's trash can. BARF
GLAGH choke choke PUKE. Don't feel like one right now? That's ok, I made plenty.
No one wants!! Your toxic muffins!! You've all ready opisoned one perspon with a sip of tea!
This is without a doubt the worst tea party I've ever been to!
I'm Leaving!
NO! You can't leave yet! My friends haven't arrived!
Friends!? What Friends!? uhhuhhhuhhhuhhh. Here they are.
uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh
Those are your friends!? They're zombies!! Yup! I raised them myself. wha?
By the way do you have any brains? I'm sure they're starving.
Ok, I'm outta here. No, no they're nice zombies.
I'll bet I can throw this li'l gerbil at them and they won't harm one hair on his head.
weee h'l friends.
CRUNCH RIP chomp chomp chomp slurp! gulp! BARF!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH
How exactly did you manage to raise the dead!? Well that's an interesting story uncle Nathan.
It all started about tow weeks ago...
Two weeks ago Dadda, can I have fifty bucks? No.
WAAHH
Fine, fine you can have it! Just be quiet!! How 'bout sixty?
Yay!
hee hee. Walt-Mart
Hello, I'd like a machine that raises the dead. hmm
Aisle ten.
Whoa, you're telling me you bought a machine to raise the dead at "walt-mart"!? Well they have low prices...always.
Guys we need a place to hold up or somethin'.
How 'bout that scary abandoned house on the hill?
Seems like a good idea to me.
Quick! Get the door! Agh!
SLAM
Umm, does anyone else think this was a bad idea? I think it's cozy. SweetI found a skull!
i can't believe you thought this was a good idea!
This place is creepier than outside wiht the zombies!!
Oh, dadda calm down & have a muffin.
I'm not having a muffin! fine, jeez.
CREEEEEK
Ahh fresh blood.
Agh! A vampire!
You should suck uncle nathan's blood. His fat body is full of it.
Actually I prefer cat blood. Ha Ha
Well cat blood is pretty sweet.
Hey! I'm glad you agree.
This is great. Quiet you.
WAK! Ow!
Leaver her alone!
Well I can see that I won't be able to eat in peace...
POOF So I'll just go elsewhere
CRASH
Aww man! What're we gonna do now? What do you mean?
No more sophie means no more being turned into monsters, no torture, no pirates showing upat your door. This is a good thing! hmmm
No,no, no. We've gotta save her. I hate you.
Are you ready to fight our way through the zombie horde? The only weapon I could find was a basketball.
Just remember this is for sophie. sigh i don't even wanna think about what's happening to her right now. ugh
Are we there yet? No.
Can we stop at fajita hell? No.
i have to pee. I don't care!
Are we there yet?
KICK!!!
uhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh
Two hours later Pant pant pant pant... I ...Think... we did it.
AAHHHHHHH That was Sophie. Come on!
AAAHHHHHHHH I think we're almost there.
Sophie! Are you ok?
Yeah, we're having a tea party. And screaming.
AAHHHH
Hee hee hee That was a good one.
I thought you were gonna eat her!!
Oh why didn't you eat her!?
Well, she started out pretty annoying. But then I realized she was just as evil as me. Aww gee.
So we're having a tea party. Why don't you join us?
Sigh...ok. I can't believe we risked our lives for this.
Can we go on a picnic tomorrow? NO
The End
