#1000 - This one's for me[[Everybody is standing around in the house]]
Ali: ...Well guys we made it! 1000 comics! Now it's time to celebrate in true British fashion!
[[Ali is standing outside the house]]
Ali: ... We're going to drink until we all fall down!
[[Everybody is in a bar with drinks in front of them]]
Ali: Well folks! I'd like to propose a toast to us all for making it this far!
[[Everybody is starting to leave the table. There are a bunch of empty glasses on the table]]
Ali: Hey! Hey! I'd like to propose another ... thing ... to that toast ... I ate for breakfast ... I was this far in making ... it!
[[Craig is sitting in a booth a woman sitting on his lap]]
[[The woman is standing behind the booth, holding a empty beer glass. Craig's head and shoulders are wet.]]
[[Ali, Mr. Chimpy, Niel, and Stich have flaming drinks in front of them]]
[[Ali is attempting to lick up a spilled flaming drink, which is still on fire, Mr. Chimpy is on fire, Niel's hand is on fire, and Stitch is laughing at them.]]
[[Craig and Niel are in a video arcade. Craig is pointing at the video game, and Niel is shooting the video game guns at an old guy]]
Craig: Quick! Kill the zombies!
Niel: I'm trying to! But they're all over the place!
[Jess is dancing, obviously drunk]]
Ali: She's been dancing for 20 minutes now!
Stitch: But the jukebox isn't even working!
[[The bartender hands Mr. Chimpy a beer]]
Bartender: There you go mate!
Mr. Chimpy: Hey!? What! Both of them?
[[Ali, as a skeleton, is holding some money]]
Ali: Hey, Craig! Check it out! I bet this guy at the bar, that I could take my skin off all at once!
Bartender: Alright that's it you guys have bothered the locals long enough! Time for you to go!
Craig: Wa-eva mate! This places is rubbish anyway. We were gonna go to a cool pub but we felt sorry for you!
[[Jess and Craig are outside, Craig has the crap beat out of him]]
Jess: Uh Craig are you OK!?
Craig: Yeah I'm fine! That bouncer punches like a fairy anyway!
Jess: That wasn't a bouncer! That was an articulated lorry!
[[Ali is standing in a diner]]
Ali: Greetings kind vendor! I would love six artery clogging grease boses and four over priced cans of out of date carbonated beverage!
[[Everybody is in a taxi cab]]
Cabbie: OK kids! I'll get you home in no time... while charging you ridiculous amounts of money to hear me talk about myself!
[[Niel is looking into a keyhole]]
Niel: OK If someone could maybe hold the door to stop it spinning, I'll be able to get the key in!
[[Everybody is passed out in the house. There is a traffic cone in the corner.]]