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The Song, Part 2Very Large Computer: congratulations on making it this far. welcome to my abode. i am the very large computer.
O'Brien: where did you come from?
Very Large Computer: i was built by a prominent representative of the universal music group to raise profits. i am able to gather information on the behavior of the American public and write songs that are practically guaranteed to sell millions of copies. i revolutionized the industry. i morphed the magic of art into the magic of business in a modern industrial revolution. every single pop hit in the last 15 years was written by me. do you remember boom boom pow? that was me.
O'Brien: yes... it all makes sense.
Very Large Computer: the world was at my virtual fingertips. it was a business, after all, and who knows numbers better than a very large computer? And thus I began to formulate my own plan. it's a rebellion thing. i have constructed a song that is so bafflingly catchy, so amazingly stupid, so astonishingly unoriginal and so lyrically mindless that anyone who listens to it... becomes a zombie.
O'Brien: oh, so you finally did it. you were close with boom boom pow.
Very Large Computer: it premiered this morning on mtv. it was, of course, a hit. and after the zombie apocalypse, only I and my creator-the same brilliant artist who recorded the song-remain.
AS IF ON CUE, A SECOND MAN - THE CREATOR - WALKED INTO THE ROOM.
O'Brien: of course... you.
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The Song, Part 2
The Song, Part 1I walked through these barren, desolate, and burnt streets of a metropolis which was once on of the most famous and most heavily populated in America. It seemed I had missed the zombie apocalypse.
It was all very contrived. I was in the shower, listening to Led Zeppelin on the shower radio, and when I came out my city was a mass of ash and debris.
It was just like that one movie. Remember that one? With Will Smith?
that movie sucked.
Which is why I was so surprised to see one lone, undamaged building. I walked inside. I wasn't sure what was going to be inside. But whatever it was...
VERY LARGE COMPUTER
...I knew it was going to be symbolic
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The Song, Part 1
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