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• Zarla - Monday, November 29, 2004 - What if my friend what if

  Narrator: Special Limited Edition Strip - "Zar is behind in comics so have an unexplained JTHM in-fandom joketype thing." Zombie Vargas: No, I won't let you go out! I refuse! Johnny C.: Youre a zombie, not my mom. Zombie Vargas: Either way, you can't kill me, so you can't get past me. [[Johnny C. cuts off Zombie Vargas's arms with a pair of scissors.]] <<snip>> Zombie Vargas: That is so not fair. Johnny C.: Don't wait up.
  
  

  http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20041129.html

• Zarla - Friday, June 4, 2004 - Dead Alive in 4 Panels

  Zarla (narrating): Dead Alive in 4 panels! Lionel Cosgrove: My mom got bit by a crazy rat monkey and has turned into a horrible flesheating zombie that is also very contagious. The best way to deal with this is to pretend it didn't happen. Lionel Cosgrove: Stop making more zombies! That's it, everyone dies! Super Zombie: NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU LIKE YOUR MOTHER [[Lionel Cosgrove is cutting his way out of the Super Zombie's womb, which is labeled "Freudian?".]] Lionel Cosgrove: Love has saved the day. Paquita: I'm glad you threw away the amulet that is the only protection from the zombies cause this will definitly never happen again.
  
  

  http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20040604.html

• Zarla - Tuesday, December 14, 2010 - Cut that out

  [[Snake looks rather zombie-like.]] Snake: BUUUUUUTTSEEEEXX Otacon: Snake I said no, I'm busy
  
  

  http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20101214.html

• Zarla - Friday, August 18, 2006 - These are all true stories by the way

  Narrator: Stories of an MGS Retard Snake (thought bubble): Okay, I'm in Graniny Gorki. Now to disguise myself. [[An MGS menu screen is shown, with some text next to Snake's image: Paint Splitter +5 Black +5 Zombie +0]] Snake (thought bubble): Hey, face paint adds 5 to my camo rating. That doesn't make sense, but surely my camo index wouldn't lie to me! It must be right! [[Snake starts walking by a guard.]] Guard: WHY ARE YOU WEARING FACE PAINT [[Snake is seen hiding from a guard wielding a rifle. The upper-left shows "ALARM 99.9"]] Snake (thought bubble): @#$% @#$% @#$%
  
  

  http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20060818.html

• Zarla - Tuesday, May 3, 2011

  [[Zarla is holding some book.]] Zarla (thought bubble): Okay gotta do this reading fer class let's get to it Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]] Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text, but stick figures of Charger, Smoker, Hunter, and Jockey appear in front of it]] Zarla (thought bubble): No no no can't think of lady zombies/survivors gotta focus come on Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]] Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text with the Pok?mon logo in front of it]] Zarla (thought bubble): NO focus cmon Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]] Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]] Is my Keenspace site still broken? [[Zarla is on her computer now.]] Zarla (thought bubble): Darn it, it is, but why? What did I do? There has to be something on this somewhere. Narrator: AN HOUR LATER Zarla (thought bubble): Ha, fixed it! Finally! Took me long enough but at least it's done. [[Zarla looks at her watch.]] Zarla (thought bubble): ...god #$#@ it. [[Zarla is holding that book again, studying intensely.]] Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]] Alix: hey i'm home, wanna play Pokemon? [[That book lay on the table; Zarla's chair is empty.]]
  
  

  http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110503.html