( searching 220 episodes of Taking the Bi-pass!)
Taking the Bypass[[Looking at a tv through fingers]]
Dave: Oh man, is it over? I feel like it is going to happen every time.
Jer: Dave, you watch zombie movies all the time.
Dave: That's fake blood. It's different.
Dave: I just can't watch platform diving anymore.http://cartoonme.net/index.php?date=20080818
Taking the Bypass
Taking the Bi-pass[[4 cards with pictures are being held up and Dave guesses them exactly]]
Dave: Clown, Zombie, Squid, Cake.
[[Batman, Superman, and Spiderman are lined up]]
Dave: Bruce Wayne, Clart Kent, Peter Parker!
[[Dave tosses a completed Rubix Cube]]
Dave: a caramilk is made with two molds. the first is filled about halfway with chocolate and in the other Caramel is poured into individual spaces. Then the Caramel and chocolate pieces are frozen, creating small, hard, Caramilk "lozenges." This is dropped into the first mould which is not yet completely solidified though being frozen allowing the "lozenges" to float ensuring they are roughly in the middle of the final product.
Next the "bottom" of the bar is made by covering six of such molds with a second layer of chocolate, enough to fill the mold. When the chocolate has hardened (accelerated somewhat by the frozen Caramel and chocolate inside) the bar is popped out, wrapped, packaged, distributed, and sold.
Dave: But seriously, I still don't know how Paris Hilton has an acting career!http://cartoonme.net/index.php?date=20071008
Taking the Bi-pass
Taking the Bi-passDave: So then he's all like 'zombies could never take on pirates...'
[[Dave, eating some gum]]
Chris: Whoa, wait a second, are you eating nicotine gum?
Chirs: You've never smoked a day in your life?!
Dave: I mixed up my pack at work and now I can't stop chewing them.http://cartoonme.net/index.php?date=20080605
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