Goats comic strip from February / 26 / 2003: resurrection (and the twix saga, pt. 4) (11)"The small town below us used to be filled with cheerful villagers, going about their dreary lives with their Sony Walkmen and their sugarless gum," Mendel continued. "But over the years, they have slowly been drawn into a cult... A cult based on the worship of a zombie who promotes the practice of ritual cannibalism."
"You mean Catholics?" I asked. "No, not Catholics," Mendel responded. "These cultists are even worse. They make Catholics look like small potatoes. I admit that I am uncertain as to where they procure the potato costumes from, and clueless as to how they coerce the Catholics to wear them, however. But that is unimportant."
"If I am to help you revive your friend, I will need you to go into the town below, infiltrate the cultists, kidnap their zombie leader, and bring him back to me. We will need the zombie to achieve our goal. It is unlikely that you will survive, but if you do, please bring back some Diet Pepsi. I am very thirsty."