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BoxJam's Doodle Comics[[BoxJam is walking with a gun, with the kids behind him]]
BoxJam: OK, kids...is this where you saw the zombie?
[[BoxJam comes across the zombie]]
BoxJam: Aha! zombie: Man, a dead cat can't swing without one of you breathers gettin' all killy about it!
BoxJam: aren't you intent on killing us and eating our brains?
Zombie: Totally squaresville, dad! I'm just looking for a place to hang, dig?
[[sign reads "And So:". BoxJam and the zombie are sitting on the couch watching TV]]
Zombie: Boss! "Rebel Without a Cause" is coming on again! It just finished!
BoxJam (thinking): I hate zombies...http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021031.html
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BoxJam's Doodle Comics[[BoxJam on phone]]
BoxJam: You so fat your name should be Bruce BUTTER...
[[Ms. BoxJam and a zombie enter]]
Ms. BoxJam: Hey, there's a zombie after us...could you do something about it?
[[BoxJam produces a snack]]
BoxJam: Well, I do have this Hostings(r) fruit pie...
[[The zombie has taken it. BoxJam looks pleased.]]
Zombie: Even a cerebro-phagic undead monster can't resist Hostings(r)!
Ms. BoxJam: Can't you ever solve anything like a real man?http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061113.html
BoxJam's Doodle ComicsBoxJam: Why did they have to go by train!? Why couldn't they stick to back roads, travelling by night?
Ms. BoxJam: Well, they needed to get out of the country as fast as possible...
BoxJam: Yeah, but it was SO risky! Documents checked at EVERY station...
Ms. BoxJam: You need to stop getting so wrapped up in movies... "The Great Escape" is never going to be a context you'll find yourself in...
BoxJam: It still hurts... I haven't been this frustrated since "Night of the Living Dead."
Ms. BoxJam: N.O.T.L.D. I can see. The thing's basically an instructional video for radiation zombie attacks...http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010822.html
BoxJam's Doodle ComicsBoxJam: So I got her a brain at brains4zombies.com
Mallethead: Brains4zombies!? That's a spoof, you moron! You can't really order brains there!
Mallethead: Yeah -- it's just a joke! Get a clue!
BoxJam: Hi -- I need to return something, but I lost the box it came in . . .http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991115.html
BoxJam's Doodle ComicsBoxJam: Where can I get a Zombies boxed set? <<click>>
BoxJam: "Welcome to brains4zombies? Order fresh brains? Add this brain to my shopping cart!?" Ask Jeeves didn't get my question at all!
BoxJam: Oh well, like I have any better ideas for my wife's birthday. <<click>>
Computer: Thank you for your order. Your brain should arrive shortly.http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991112.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are eating dinner by candlelight]]
BoxJam: On some level, the sheriff and his men had to realize they were killing some "live" people accidentally in addition to zombies...
BoxJam: I mean, besides the clue in the news broadcast, they're confronted with many "dead" zombies in the house, with the guy they just killed with a gun next to him...
BoxJam: Probably, like in real-world parallels, they rationalized and/or supressed the realization, and none brought it up.
BoxJam: You're looking at me like I'm crazy to take a horror movie so seriously...
Ms. BoxJam: I'm looking at you like the waitstaff is laughing at you for pronouncing "ragout" as "rag" "out"...http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20011030.html
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