Because Crocs just weren’t scary enough
[[Steve Irwin sneaks up on Drew and jumps on Drew???s back]]
Drew: AAUGH!
Steve Irwin: WHAT A FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY TO OBSERVE THE COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJOR IN A SOCIAL SETTING!
[[Steve Irwin proceeds to ride on Drew's back as Drew runs around, flailing his arms]]
STAY TUNED! I???LL BE WATCHIN??? THE FEISTY BUGGER BAREBACK FOR THE NEXT HOUR!
Drew: NOOO!