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66Ian: Random road trip to crash a party in some other damn state!
Micah: It is on, my brothers!
Helen: Umm... Okay...
Ian: Now remember, the objective here is to pick up girls, so we can't go sabotaging ourselves by talking all the time about, say, buttsex.
Unknown (Helen?): Buttsex?
Unknown (John?): Ha ha! Buttsex!
Unknown (Micah?): Buuuuuttseeeexxx...
2 hours later:
In the car, unable to see who is directly saying what.
Unknown (Not Ian): The gauge is low, Ian. Pull over here to fill up on gas and buttsex.
Unknown (Ian?): It's okay, I have a stash of emergency buttsex.
Unknown: I just saw a sign that says this town is the buttsex capital of the midwest,
12 hours later:
Unknown: Are we in Philly? Let's stop and see the liberty buttsex.
Unknown: I'm very concerned about the global buttsex shortage.
Unknown: We should write a letter to the former secretary general of the U.N., Buttsex Buttsex Ghali.
Helen: Clearly being the only woman on this trip was a mistake.http://machall.com/view.php?date=2003-05-01
CautionIan: OK, we're here. Now REALLY no talking about buttsex. Agreed?
Guys: Sure. Right. Absolutely.
[[Wide-eyed Micah, innocent-looking Helen.]]
[[Super deformed Micah and Helen.]]
Micah: Uh oh. She's got the meme.
[[Ian has tears rolling down his cheeks, with a wide-eyed jaw-dropping look on his face.]]
Drew: Clearly bringing her on this trip was a mistake.
Helen: Ian! Come over here and talk to this person about buttsex!http://machall.com/view.php?date=2003-05-05
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