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E3 round upVoiceover: Join us now for Ian's E3 adventures!!! Watch Ian as he... ...Visits the nintendo booth! [[Ian is still and expressionless]] Voiceover: ...Sees a private showing of EVIL GENIUS! Offscreen: This trap blows the secret agents through the fire and into a *shark* tank! [[Ian remains still and expressionless]] Voiceover: ...Watches the HALF-LIFE 2 demo! [[Ian does not change]] Voiceover: ...visits the FINAL FANTASY booth! [[Ian becomes psychotic/deranged]] Ian: That's not the right armor! That's level 50 armor! Why don't you show them a video of a character beating on a RABBIT for 20 hours, you bastards!?! Voiceover: ...Sees SPLINTER CELL 3! [[Ian returns to being still & emotionless]] Voiceover: ...Has his mechanical heart replaced by his soulless masters! [[A doctor with a monocle is seen working on robotic innards of Ian - who is still and emotionless]]http://machall.com/view.php?date=2004-05-14
E3 round up
Otakon 2005[[Matt and Ian sit at a table with a stack of books labeled "Book 1"]] Caption: 2:00 PM Friday [[Matt and Ian sit at an empty table. They look like they've been through a tornado.]] Caption: 2:02 PM Friday Narrator: Otakon has a voracious appetite for books. [[Ian and Scott Roomsair in bed together. Scott is freaked out.]] Narrator (probably Matt): Scott Roomsair stayed a in our hotel room. Ian (to Scott): You don't mind spooning, do you? [[Close-up on Matt's face from his left side.]] Narrator: Pontus Madsen and Christian Fundin shared horrible, secret knowledge with us. Someone: ...and that's a turkeyneck alarmclock. Matt: NO! [[A television is tuned to the news. The people watching it are off-panel to the right.]] Narrator: And of course it wouldn't be Otakon without the smug grins of the local TV news talent. Female Reporter: ...and that's the report from the anime convention. Of course, maybe motorcycles are more your thing. Four People: BOOOOOO! One Person: Maybe being the serving tray at the cocks convention is more your thing.http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-08-24
Otakon 2005
When the Piro is away...[[Piro is walking away with a sack over his shoulder.]] When webcomic artists occasionally vanish, much to the chagrin of their readers, it's not because they're being lazy... No, the truth is far stranger than that. For every few months, these pioneers of digital entertainment retreat to a remote mountaintop inf the Andes... The SECRET MONASTARY {{sic}} of WEBCOMICRY [[Piro is addressing the acolytes wearing a gi. Largo is drawn on the blackboard with his tongue sticking out.]] Title: Here, acolytes are trained in the arts of cartooning, things like... personal management! Piro: So remember, if you disagree with your writer, just nod, smile, and ignore everything he says. If it helps, visualize him as a cantelope [sic]. [[Piro is yelling at an unnamed initiate, who is holding his head after supposedly getting smacked. Two girls are drawn on the blackboard.]] Title: Character design! Piro: No NO, she needs to look more helpless and vulnerable. Also, add more snow. [[Piro is addressing the acolytes in a nondescript background.]] Title: Naval-gazing! Piro: Let's run through the first kata. Acolytes: "Lately I've been having a hard time keeping on track with the comic. I feel like it's becoming more difficult to develop the characters and at the same time hold true to the spirit of the humor..." [[Piro is addressing the acolytes. Two unnamed acolytes are wrestling monkeys perched on their heads.]] Title: And of course... cultivating a fan-base! Piro: Only once you can successfully wrestle a herd of monkeys will you truly be ready to manage your forum.http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-12-28
When the Piro is away...
Guerilla Radio[[Matt looking through newspaper]] Matt: There's a nice three-bedroom not far from here, maybe one of the other guys would want to room together... [[off-panel]] Ian: Nah, to heck with that. It's time to go on the offensive. [[Ian in military garb pushing a penguin through a scale-model campus, Uber Panguin poster in the background]] Matt: Beg your pardon? Ian: I'm gonna lay seige to the administration building in protest. Ian: It'll be a full-on prank war. Itching powder on every secretary's chair. Sugar in the president's gas tank. They'll cave in no time. [[Matt looking back at the newspaper]] Matt: I GUESS a jail cell is technically off-campus housing. Ian: And tarantulas! HOARDS of tarantulas loose in teh hallways!http://machall.com/view.php?date=2002-05-20
Guerilla Radio
66Ian: Random road trip to crash a party in some other damn state! Drew: Yes! John: Rock! Micah: It is on, my brothers! Helen: Umm... Okay... Ian: Now remember, the objective here is to pick up girls, so we can't go sabotaging ourselves by talking all the time about, say, buttsex. Unknown (Helen?): Buttsex? Unknown (John?): Ha ha! Buttsex! Unknown (Micah?): Buuuuuttseeeexxx... 2 hours later: In the car, unable to see who is directly saying what. Unknown (Not Ian): The gauge is low, Ian. Pull over here to fill up on gas and buttsex. Unknown (Ian?): It's okay, I have a stash of emergency buttsex. Unknown: I just saw a sign that says this town is the buttsex capital of the midwest, 12 hours later: Unknown: Are we in Philly? Let's stop and see the liberty buttsex. Unknown: I'm very concerned about the global buttsex shortage. Unknown: We should write a letter to the former secretary general of the U.N., Buttsex Buttsex Ghali. Helen: Clearly being the only woman on this trip was a mistake.http://machall.com/view.php?date=2003-05-01
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Diversity Check[[Matt is at his computer. He is reading an email: Dear Matt, A recent Supreme Court ruling upheld the value of diversity in higher education, something your University prides itself on. Do you find this diversity is also represented in your immediate circle of friends? Love, Mom]] Matt: Hey guys! How diverse are we today? Guys: White upper-middle class, checking in! White lower-middle class, checking in! White middle-middle class, checking in! [[Matt types on his computer.]] Matt: Dear Mom: From a certain perspective. Guy: Also, I'm secretly gay! Guy: Shut up, Micah.http://machall.com/view.php?date=2003-07-08
Diversity Check
I'm so Sorry[[Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets movie is on.]] Harry: Geh.. the basilisk's venom runs swift through my arm. I don't have much time left... Fawkes: Wark? <<SPARKLE!>> Harry: Of course! The tears of a phoenix contain healing powers. The poison is gone! Harry: Hmmm... that should work wonders on my hemroids. [[Harry is talking to Hagrid. The butt end of Fawkes is sticking out of his butt end.]] Harry: I have a problem.. Fawkes: WaRk [[Helen is sitting on the couch, Micah standing behind the couch.]] Helen: God damnit, Micah. This is why we can't watch Harry Potter together. Micah: He-heehttp://machall.com/view.php?date=2004-03-08
I'm so Sorry
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