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Lazier Than Thou[[Ian and Matt are lounging on the couch.]]
Matt: So Micah gave up video and computer games cold turkey because they were pissing off his girlfriend?
Ian: That's what he says.
[[Micah pops in.]]
Micah: Hey guys. Matt, can I borrow your textbook for a second?
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Matt: Do you think we'd be like that if we quit?
Ian: I wasn't planning on finding out.http://machall.com/view.php?date=2002-08-08
Lazier Than Thou
Duck Duck Van Duck[[We see Helen, her mother, and her little sister in their kitchen. Helen's sister is picking at her food while her mom drinks coffee.]]
Helen's mom: Do you want to tell your sister what happened in art class?
Helen's sister: No.
Helen's mom: Can I tell her?
Helen's sister: Okay.
Helen's mom: She got in trouble for drawing a bikini on a duck.
Helen: A duck.
Helen's sister: She said it could give people bad thoughts.
[[Helen puts her head down in her hands, clearly exasperated]]
Helen's sister: And she says I would be in big trouble if I did it again.
[[Helen turns back towards her sister while her mom looks proudly off-panel]]
Helen: So is her teacher a nun or a furry or what?
Helen's mom: I put it on the fridge anyway.
Helen's sister: It was supposed to be a turkey...http://machall.com/view.php?date=2004-12-13
Duck Duck Van Duck
Otakon 2005[[Matt and Ian sit at a table with a stack of books labeled "Book 1"]]
Caption: 2:00 PM Friday
[[Matt and Ian sit at an empty table. They look like they've been through a tornado.]]
Caption: 2:02 PM Friday
Narrator: Otakon has a voracious appetite for books.
[[Ian and Scott Roomsair in bed together. Scott is freaked out.]]
Narrator (probably Matt): Scott Roomsair stayed a in our hotel room.
Ian (to Scott): You don't mind spooning, do you?
[[Close-up on Matt's face from his left side.]]
Narrator: Pontus Madsen and Christian Fundin shared horrible, secret knowledge with us.
Someone: ...and that's a turkeyneck alarmclock.
[[A television is tuned to the news. The people watching it are off-panel to the right.]]
Narrator: And of course it wouldn't be Otakon without the smug grins of the local TV news talent.
Female Reporter: ...and that's the report from the anime convention. Of course, maybe motorcycles are more your thing.
Four People: BOOOOOO!
One Person: Maybe being the serving tray at the cocks convention is more your thing.http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-08-24
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