( searching 44 episodes of The Sordid Affairs!)
The ArrivalChocolate Milk: What in blue blazin' Hell is this awful place? Ice Cream: You said it. Welcome to Hell! Chocolate Milk: Guess Hell really did freeze over. Do you really have a zombie infestation like the rumors suggest? Zombie 1: Fresh...brains... Zombie 2: I... lactose ... intolerant. You... eat. Ice Cream: Yeah, but you get used to them. What'd you do to get landed down here? Chocolate Milk: Indulged in a yogurtling... They are delicious... Zombie 1: BRAINS... Chocolate Milk: And yourself? Ice Cream: Apparently the Almighty Hand isn't so almighty. Zombie 1: Thought... juice... Ice Cream: He gave into my slow churned seducing, then cast me into this frozen pit! Chocolate Milk: This is ridiculous. We can't stand for this! Zombie 1: Thinking... noodles... Ice Cream: What could we do? Chocolate Milk: Wreak vengeance on the Fridgedom! Chocolate Milk: But how... Zombie 1: Tasty... cranium... Ice Cream: Rumor has it that a creature so powerful and so strong... he could awaken and destroy any who opposed him! Zombie 1: BRAINS! Chocolate Milk: Whoa! No brains for you! Ice Cream: Ah, don't mind him. He'll tire himself out. Chocolate Milk: Where do we find this formidable ally? Ice Cream: In the depths of the Freezer it is said he lies... waiting... Chocolate Milk: What're we waiting for?! Let's go! Zombie 1: No... brains.http://thesordidaffairs.net/index.php?date=2006-02-28
The Arrival
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