( searching 44 episodes of The Sordid Affairs!)
The ArrivalChocolate Milk: What in blue blazin' Hell is this awful place?
Ice Cream: You said it. Welcome to Hell!
Chocolate Milk: Guess Hell really did freeze over. Do you really have a zombie infestation like the rumors suggest?
Zombie 1: Fresh...brains...
Zombie 2: I... lactose ... intolerant. You... eat.
Ice Cream: Yeah, but you get used to them. What'd you do to get landed down here?
Chocolate Milk: Indulged in a yogurtling... They are delicious...
Zombie 1: BRAINS...
Chocolate Milk: And yourself?
Ice Cream: Apparently the Almighty Hand isn't so almighty.
Zombie 1: Thought... juice...
Ice Cream: He gave into my slow churned seducing, then cast me into this frozen pit!
Chocolate Milk: This is ridiculous. We can't stand for this!
Zombie 1: Thinking... noodles...
Ice Cream: What could we do?
Chocolate Milk: Wreak vengeance on the Fridgedom!
Chocolate Milk: But how...
Zombie 1: Tasty... cranium...
Ice Cream: Rumor has it that a creature so powerful and so strong... he could awaken and destroy any who opposed him!
Zombie 1: BRAINS!
Chocolate Milk: Whoa! No brains for you!
Ice Cream: Ah, don't mind him. He'll tire himself out.
Chocolate Milk: Where do we find this formidable ally?
Ice Cream: In the depths of the Freezer it is said he lies... waiting...
Chocolate Milk: What're we waiting for?! Let's go!
Zombie 1: No... brains.http://thesordidaffairs.net/index.php?date=2006-02-28
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