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[[Dora and Faye are at the coffee shop.]]
Faye: THERE you are. Did you finally manage to wear Marten out?
Dora: Would you believe we were held up while we coaxed Pintsize out from under the bed so he could apologize for offending a military combat-droid on an internet message board?
Faye: I'll give you points for creativity, but your veracity is still lacking.
[[Marten enters scene]]
Marten: Seriously, it's true. We only managed to get rid of him when we reminded him there were WikiPedia articles that needed editing.
Dora: DEATHBOT 9000 RUNS ON OPEN-SOURCE SOFTWARE! DEATHBOT 9000 IS ROUTINELY MODERATED +5 INSIGHTFUL ON SLASHBOT! DEATHBOT9000 MET WIL WHEATON ONCE! Deathbot 9000 has no concept of an indoor voice! Deathbot 9000 blathers incessantly about the GPL!
Faye: The mental image of Wesley Crusher being menaced by a murderous android bent on securing an autograph IS pretty amusing.
Marten: Apparently the government cut off his developers' funding, so now he just surfs the internet all day in his hangar.
Faye: Oh, the poor thing. The intar-wubs is a phenominally terrible place to spend all your time.
Dora: The saddest part was when he showed us a picture of his "girlfriend from Cananda." I'm pretty sure it was just a bagel slicer with some lipstick on.
Faye: It's a little known fact that every Canadian citizen is born with a sharp, serrated edge somewhere on their body as protection from polar bears and enraged Quebecois.
Marten: Every night they quietly hone their blades, biding their time until the Great Curling, when they will cleanse the earth of all other nations. That's why they're all so polite- they know we're all doomed eventually.