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  [[Snooch comes running into the room where Ebenezer is laying on the couch]] Snooch: BENNY! I READ IT ON WIKIPEDIA, SO IT MUST BE TRUE! Eben: Oh, for the love of Set's left hamstring, WHAT? Snooch: WE'RE ALIENS! [[Snooch sits looking at Ebenezer]] Snooch: There's this planet of cat people, and they're blue, and have tails, and live in harmony with their world! Ebenezer: That's the fictional Na'Vi of the movie Avatar. We are not Na'Vi. They worship a tree of knowledge, within lives the god Ai'Wa. [[Snooch turns and reaches out with one paw]] Snooch: YEAH? Well we already have a tree of information right there, and it's got Enya in it! Eben: That's Mom's CD tower.
  
  

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  [[Ebenezer stares, startled, at Snooch holding a plush toy in his mouth]] Ebenezer: What in Sif's neti pot are you doing? Snooch: I'm takin' my kill to show Mom! I'm a mighty hunter! [[Snooch drops the toy]] Ebenezer: That's a plush armadillo toy. Snooch: So? Ebenezer: It doesn't count as a "kill," picklebrain. Snooch: It's not ALIVE, is it? [[Snooch walks away with the toy]] Ebenezer: No, but it was never alive to begin with. Snooch: You have no cited source for proof! So I'm right! Ebenezer: ...I should have never shown you Wikipedia.
  
  

  http://twolumps.net/d/20090116.html

• Two Lumps

  [[Ebenezer stares, startled, at Snooch holding a plush toy in his mouth]] Ebenezer: What in Sif's neti pot are you doing? Snooch: I'm takin' my kill to show Mom! I'm a mighty hunter! [[Snooch drops the toy]] Ebenezer: That's a plush armadillo toy. Snooch: So? Ebenezer: It doesn't count as a "kill," picklebrain. Snooch: It's not ALIVE, is it? [[Snooch walks away with the toy]] Ebenezer: No, but it was never alive to begin with. Snooch: You have no cited source for proof! So I'm right! Ebenezer: ...I should have never shown you Wikipedia.
  
  

  http://twolumps.net/d/20090116.html