diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comicPale Suzie: Zombies are scary.
Indie Rock Pete: Zombies are terrifying!
Indie Rock Pete: All that moaning and biting and growling and stumbling-yikes!
Pale Suzie: It gets worse!
Indie Rock Pete: You mean the flesh eatin'?
Pale Suzie: Lawsuits!
Pale Suzie: What happens when you kill a zombie?
Indie Rock Pete: They die?
Pale Suzie: Exactly! They die and look like a normal dead body.
Indie Rock Pete: So?
Pale Suzie: You could get sued by their family or arrested for murder!
Pale Suzie: The problem with killing zombies is there's no proof they were zombies!
Pale Suzie: It's your word against theirs.
Indie Rock Pete: But isn't their word "brains"?