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• And what'd ya get?

  ...except I can't stop thinking about how like, this is the first day of the rest of my life, you know? Am I really going to be coming here basically everyday for the next forty years? And then I guess I just die? So then I think that there's gotta be a better way, right? Like I _probably_ could win the lottery if I really tried to. Or like, does crime really not pay, or is that just something they tell kids, like don't get in the swimming pool right after eating? Oh man, earlier today I heard someone actually say "workin' hard or hardly workin'." _And then everyone laughed!_ Holy shit! This a good job though, lots of dudes have it way worse... I mean, what is wrong with me? Plus, everyone else around here seems pretty happy. (pause) Basically it's like being in a zombie movie except everyone else is normal and I'm the zombie. (pause) Dang they weren't kidding when they said that you're kind of a whiner, huh?
  
  

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